At Least He's Not Amy Wino's Kid
My Little Pony Parker and her big gay husband, Matthew Broderick, love to smoke all day and all night and don't see to mind that it sees to be affecting their 5-year-old son, James Wilke.
Ferrus Bueller told New York Magazine (via Us), "He's already curious. I can just see the little budding gene of a smoker in there. He'll see a cigarette butt and say, 'What is that? Why do people smoke?'"
Little James will be trading in his big wheel for a pack of Camels any day now. Matthew went on to say, "I used to smoke cigarettes, and I still do, lately. I gave that up a long time ago, but every now and then I will fall off for a week." And he said My Little Pony is worse. Pony needs to trade that ciggie for a nutritious carrot. It will make her mane shinier.
It could be worse! He could be Wino's kid. If he was Wino's kid, he would have been shooting up between his little toes before he could even walk.
You know what's more offensive than Ferris not seeming to mind that his kid might grow up to be a smoker? The fact that they put the poor boy in CROCS! CROCS!!!!! CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
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Adults shouldn't wear Crocs, but they are fine for kids. Yeah, they look stupid, but kids love all kinds of stupid shit.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
mahaatma, I love you, but crocs are ugly as sin. I don't care how comfortable they are, I will never have a pair on my feet...
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on June 21, 2008 - 2:18am.
May I ask why Matthew Broderick and his wife dont' smoke in private so their child is not subjected to their habit and the noxious fumes of second hand smoke?
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Because smokers are addicts, and addicts love what they are addicted to more than anything else in life. Including their children.
There's no such thing as a "social smoker". It's like saying you're a part-time heroin addict.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Submitted by Albatross on June 20, 2008 - 8:32pm.
I don't which is more offensive - smoking around a five year old, or Crocs.
I think Crocs are more offensive than allowing your kid to smoke.
...Crocs rule!....I thought they were ugly too until I put them on 3 years ago....now I own 5 pairs in assorted colors AND have slipper Crocs...I guess you would say I'm no Shauna Sand....but...I also have 5 inch lucite whore shoes and crotchless panties for playdates.....
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 8:28pm.
I hate to do this mike, but it's on Perez...he has the story and the link....
Damn you...and of course that fat fuck is still doodling on all the pictures like a moron.
I don't which is more offensive - smoking around a five year old, or Crocs.
I agree with the statement that Crocs are made in the devil's workshop.
They are the most unappealing footwear created in the last 20 years.
Crocs are this decade version of Dr. Scholl's "Wood Sandals" from the 1970's.
Utterly hideous.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
They don't give a damn about exposing their child to secondhand smoke, and they even expect him to grow up to be a smoker because of his genes? No, he'll be a smoker because he learned it from his shitty parents!
People like this need to be forcibly sterilized.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Yeah that story about the lady in the cult eating her kids, chaining them up, beating them and such is sick.
So when it comes down to smoking...I put it in perspective.
oh, and crocs suck.
They are cute when they are teeny tiny, but otherwise fug.....and they don't even fit 1/2 the kids who are wearing them.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
===============He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.===========================
I hate to do this mike, but it's on Perez...he has the story and the link......
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
I hate crocs, can we PLEASE ban them from ever being worn again???
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ xtina~♥~
patty cake! LOL! Haven't seen you in AGES. How've you been?
I didn't want to believe SJP was married to a gay, but she also went out with RDJ for a long time, and he swings both ways, too, so I think she's very um, accepting.
I like her, too!
I am a social smoker, I maybe smoke 1 pack a year. I doubt they smoke around their kid.
Matt doesn't look half bad in this picture. Usually he looks like a frumpy old housewife.
I can't hate on Sarah Jessica Pony. I LOVED the movie SATC and I still miss the show :(
asthma he'll be asking what that means... btwn the shitty air downtown where he lives and a smoke filled apt... yikes.. he'll be a stunted gay smoker with a big silk flower on his crocs.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Normally I'd be really pissed off about this, but after reading the Czech woman who was EATING her child, I can let this go for now.....
Wha? Wha? Wha? How did I miss this? Link, pls.
I have a pair of baby blue crocs&I love them.Especially when my lower back is sore,or my feet are aching terribly.
Also,I smoke&do not smoke around my little boy.There are no butts around for him to get curious about.
They walk the streets of NYC, that kid has seen way more than a ciggy butt and people smoking.
All these celebs smoke like chimneys, they just don't often in PUBLIC-CAN-BE-PHOTOGRAPHED places.
MK dissin' Crocs, Mrs, K will have a bone to pick with him....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Oh come on. Crocs are the perfect kid shoe. No shoelaces to fall on, they're comfortable, you can wash them, they can put them on all by themselves and they're comfortable.
Normally I'd be really pissed off about this, but after reading the Czech woman who was EATING her child, I can let this go for now.....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
...if he was Wino's kid he'd still be sucking meth nipple at 5....and have a tat...
Sorry, I simply refuse to believe Ferris Bueller is the gay.
"CROCS! CROCS!!!!! CROCS are made in the devil's workshop."
OMG, thank you MK! I thought I was the only one who hated those hideous things. I was just telling my mom a couple of hours ago "all CROCS should be burned" If your not a nurse, you should not submit your feet to those God awful shoes!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
So, that is why her face looks like sh*t? She has aged terribly!
May I ask why Matthew Broderick and his wife dont' smoke in private so their child is not subjected to their habit and the noxious fumes of second hand smoke?
He clearly is an ignorant, little man.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
What? Yet the kid can talk politics. Bullshit.
Oh you KNOW SJP is a chain smoker when she is not around her kid....fiending. It's part of the reason she stays so skinny.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
I'm supposed to feel a sense of outrage over this?
Plenty of people do much worse around their children than smoke.
He's 5yo and he sees a cigarette butt and asks what it is?