Stop Feeding The Beast!!!!
The she-devil terrorist known as Rachel (I know it's "Rachael," but I want to piss her off) Ray won an Emmy last night. A fucking Emmy. And the award wasn't for being the biggest cunt with a gay husband. You can't tell me her husband ain't a salad-tossing-loving homo. Those eyes have definitely seen their fare share of bear daddy porn.
Anyway, RACHEL's show won Best Talk Show (Entertainment). You know, because seeing a fake ass walking sausage screaming "EVOO," "delish" and "good to go" every 5 seconds is real entertainment. This award is only feeding the beast. RACHEL must be stopped!
Speaking of feeding the best, TyTy Baby also won herself an Emmy for Best Talk Show (Informative). I mean, she was up against Dr. Phil. TyTy is going to talk about this Emmy for at least the next 300 years. Every conversation will start with, "Well, when I won the Emmy" or "You know what my Emmy award taught me?" Bitch could have at least put on a lacefront that wasn't made out of HoHan's leftovers and Barbie pubes.
Click here to see all the Daytime Emmy winners from last night. I mean, Rachael Ray?! Methinks a devil named Oprah is behind this!
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 23, 2008 - 10:49am.
I just want to punch Tyra in the face. Like really hard and several times. She is so fuckin annoying.
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Nah, don't do that because then she'll just be like, "So, you were raped? I remember when I got punched in the face and I remember thinking to myself afterwards that it was JUST LIKE rape because it was so traumatizing for me. I just couldn't believe that someone would actually want to do that to ME!"
Try sewing her mouth shut, instead. That way, you know for sure your time and effort won't be wasted.
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I just want to punch Tyra in the face. Like really hard and several times. She is so fuckin annoying.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on June 22, 2008 - 3:04pm.
One month after her show gets cancelled, RR will be 50 pounds over her current fat weight. There is a repressed fat lady there just waiting for an excuse to chow down!
So, Fred Flintstone, basically, you're predicting that the pear is going to turn into an apple? lol
Oh my God, it's so obvious these Emmys can be bought. Who would think this grinning harpy would legitimately win this award otherwise? Disgusting.
Congratulations,Rachel!I saw her profile on mil li onaire&celeb dat ing s ite
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young bil lionaire on that si te.
Submitted by paris herpes on June 22, 2008 - 5:05pm
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Amen, my fellow DListed slut! I couldn't have said it better, except that between the two it would be difficult to decide who to have for dinner. Both are meaty, yes, but which one should be taken out tiger style? Hmmm...I propose, at the very least, a two course meal I'll have RaCHEL Ray as an appetizer (Delish!), and Tyra's fat ass as the main course...YUMMO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Both of these fat bitches are annoying as hell. Why they got Emmy's is beyond me. Rachael Ray is especially annoying, I'm sure she's caused a many a housewife suicide by explaining the origin behind "EVVO". EVERYTIME she says is 5 thousand times she has to explain like we can't figure it out ourselves. And I read somewhere that she can barely make a cup of coffee without burning it. I guess you don't really NEED talent to win an Emmy (aside from RR, Tyra is a great example of that as well).
Your face!
One month after her show gets cancelled, RR will be 50 pounds over her current fat weight. There is a repressed fat lady there just waiting for an excuse to chow down!
damnit rachel stop smiling and cook me something already
Don't Feed The Celebs
Well, at least Tyra's wig looks good, and she's got proper hairline placement, so she's got Naomi beat on that score.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
who cares.He is not my fans.Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site
"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Rachael Ray is a fat racist bitch.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Shadi ... tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Rachel Ray is a Blob of Stool!!!!
I tried to watch her show but its phony!!!
Oprah better stop selling her soul to the devil and find real talent!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shady.Carli on June 21, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Shady, why hold back so much? *nudge-nudge*
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 21, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Mel-Tang, she seriously ALWAYS sounds like she's one ciggie away from coughing up a lung. She always sounds like she's choking out her words and you know damned well every time they take a commercial break she's puffing on a cig rather than tending to the actual cooking (stand-in cooks must be her saving grace).
GAH! I hate RR. AND her douchey husband.
She sounds like the Lohan women when she speaks. Like she just swallowed 50 million packs of cigarettes.
Yuck.
They make my throat all tight when they talk.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Rachel Ray and her gay hubby are lower than low on the totem pole of life. They are even beneath Beyonce status and that is as fucking LOW as it gets, people!!! I tried (dont know why) to sit through ONE measly episode of her show and when she called a potholder a "maw-pan," I immediately decided then and there that I absolutely despise Rachel Ray and everything she stands for. I cannot like someone who refers to a potholder as a "maw-pan" because it is just pure nonsense!!!! I immensely hate this annoying, crinkled-up nose, high-pitched voice, dirty-looking, hyena-sounding twat. Her cooking sucks ass and so does her husband (literally). I also hate when she says "E-V-O-O" for extra virgin olive oil. Just say it out; its not even shorter when you say it out loud if you count the syllables....She is a stupid, Down syndrome-looking, selfish, rude, self-absorbed bitch who I despise. She also looks like her neck is pushed down way too far (scary). My mom watches her and that is the only reason why I know a little info about her, although I wish all the brain space had been used for something a little more enlightening.....Also, apparently, she is a terrorist and for some strange reason, I just plain hate terrorists (call me crazy)....If I saw Rachel Ray on the street, I would ask her for some "E-V-O-O" and then when she reached into her purse to get it, I would side-swipe that whore with my stiletto and then slap her with a "maw-pan." That'll show that bitch!!!! The end. Hope you all enjoyed. XOXO
too much fug jammed into one post...my head hurts...
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sexy motherfucker...
Burning question:
Is his hairline really THAT horrid or are those really old hair plugs?
I've actually met RACHEL's husband John and I don't think he's gay, but if he is or isn't he's def a whore. And a grade-A douchebag.
How nice to see that Mr. Rachael Ray took the time to dress properly and groom himself. I honestly don't know whether to laugh at those two no-class wannabes or pity them. Miss Ray is probably wearing lucite platforms under her sausage casing.
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There's so much to say..."
lmao! M Jackson sucks the color right out of you.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Mr. Pres, but when did she get so pale? She was stunning in all the SI issues...
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Maybe she just stopped tanning. Or perhaps she was bitten by Michael Jackson.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr. Pres, but when did she get so pale? She was stunning in all the SI issues...
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Deb, I've never seen her show, except in clips from the Soup. I remember her mostly from the SI Swimsuit issues in '99 and 2000. Was in my late teens back then, she was absolute perfection.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 8:26pm.
It matches her Emmy. At the risk of being branded a weirdo, I have to say that I like Tyra Banks.
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I'll back you up there. A little. I saw this thing once on Jezebel...apparently she can be real full of herself when she wants to be. So my crush on her waned a little. But I totally understand the appeal.
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
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@Mr. Pres, I have never seen her show, but I like her style. I do wish that all these women would quit with the weaves tho. receding hairlines just don't look good on women. and it has to hurt to get your hair pulled out all the time. i ain't into that kind of kinky. the other kind is ok tho...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 9:17pm.
I personally love that dress that T Banks is wearing.
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It matches her Emmy. At the risk of being branded a weirdo, I have to say that I like Tyra Banks.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I personally love that dress that T Banks is wearing.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on June 21, 2008 - 8:55pm.
RR's hubby is all sorts of creepy.
Yes, but she deserves no less.
Rach must eat like a pig to maintain that weight while still enjoying the coke.
Submitted by Migraineuse: "P.S. Rachael has FUBA.
Fat Upper Boob Area."
Wow, she really DOES! LOL.
She also has no neck.
Submitted by Madam Pince on June 22, 2008 - 1:55am.
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I'd let him toss my salad though!
RR's hubby is all sorts of creepy.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
She's also got a large AABA. Annoying-Ass Bitch Area.
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P.S. Rachael has FUBA.
Fat Upper Boob Area.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 22, 2008 - 1:37am.
Welcome...
I distinctly remember making many snarky comments about that post; now the comments are all gone. Scientology is behind this!
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 7:37pm.
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I remember that story. Very weird. Parents these days are too bloody scared to say no to their kids. I love my kids, but I'm their parent, not their best friend. *waving my walker in the air*
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
@Joe:
LOL, no worries, we moved to the Land of the Drive-Thru daiquiri stands; The Gret Stet of Looziana!
My liver hurts.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Thank You Migraine!
I was telling my friend about the size of this kid, and how they spoil her.....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
@Dx3: Dawnie where did you move to? (I'm sorry if I asked you this question in past weeks. I'm a little distracted)
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 6:53pm
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Oh Mrs K!!! First you're telling Rachael Ray to suck your *ock and now it's your rooster. This is most intriguing. What does Pudge think about this?
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Here is the Leah Remini giant kid post. There don't seem to be any tags on it.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Hi Joe:
We just moved is all. It's always a bit of a bear, but I am just about unpacked and settled in.
I missed you HWORES.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
@Dawnie! Have you been away? You seem to have been missing. Glad you're back :)
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Meh. Forget her TV show. How does she glue that hair to her head? Or, more to the point, how does she remove it?
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
PSL it might be filed under Scientology.
Happy saturday blitches!
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hey Sheeps!
You DVR Tyra all the time, and told me that's not the only Emmy worthy episode.....
hey does anyone remember what the Leah Remini spoiling her huge child thread was tagged?
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 21, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Like nearly all of her segments, it featured Tyra.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 21, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Tyra's hard-hitting segment on fake bra-burning was informatively Emmy-worthy.
funny, i didn't see it. then again... if you say Tyra, i can easily say i didn't see it
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"Here they come to snuff the rooster.
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah!
You know he aint gonna die.
No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die"
Tyra's hard-hitting segment on fake bra-burning was informatively Emmy-worthy.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)