Stop Feeding The Beast!!!!
The she-devil terrorist known as Rachel (I know it's "Rachael," but I want to piss her off) Ray won an Emmy last night. A fucking Emmy. And the award wasn't for being the biggest cunt with a gay husband. You can't tell me her husband ain't a salad-tossing-loving homo. Those eyes have definitely seen their fare share of bear daddy porn.
Anyway, RACHEL's show won Best Talk Show (Entertainment). You know, because seeing a fake ass walking sausage screaming "EVOO," "delish" and "good to go" every 5 seconds is real entertainment. This award is only feeding the beast. RACHEL must be stopped!
Speaking of feeding the best, TyTy Baby also won herself an Emmy for Best Talk Show (Informative). I mean, she was up against Dr. Phil. TyTy is going to talk about this Emmy for at least the next 300 years. Every conversation will start with, "Well, when I won the Emmy" or "You know what my Emmy award taught me?" Bitch could have at least put on a lacefront that wasn't made out of HoHan's leftovers and Barbie pubes.
Click here to see all the Daytime Emmy winners from last night. I mean, Rachael Ray?! Methinks a devil named Oprah is behind this!
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Submitted by ESE
that was so fuckin' hilarious, i had to change my sig!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 6:58pm.
that was so fuckin' hilarious, i had to change my sig!!
OT: started drinkin' early... whaddya want from me?
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"Here they come to snuff the rooster.
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah!
You know he aint gonna die.
No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die"
@Mrs. K:
Meh, just unpacking, switching tags, registering to vote. It is very exciting. Jellus h8rs.
ONT: I love Rachael Ray. I used to never add condensed soup and Velveeta to my cooking. Now it's all we eat. Yum. Going in for bypass next week.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
DAWNIE!!!
You don't call, you don't write!!
What up, dawg?!?!?!
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BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
I love you fucking whores.
Carry on.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
You Can't Kill the Rooster
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 6:53pm.
look young lady, if you're gonna question my imagination you can suck my rooster!LOL!
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"My wild love went ridin'.
She rode all the day.
She wrote to the devil,
and asked him to pay"
Personally I think Tyra looks stunning, if only she weren't so annoying!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 21, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 6:42pm.
it's your own fault... tellin' people to suck on your rooster... the nerve!
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Look mister, it ain't my fault you people have NO IMAGINATION!!!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 6:42pm.
it's your own fault... tellin' people to suck on your rooster... the nerve!
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"My wild love went ridin'.
She rode all the day.
She wrote to the devil,
and asked him to pay"
Submitted by original putas on June 21, 2008 - 11:40am.
You're a man?
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Whatsamatter with you people?
You never heard of poetic license?
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Rachel Ray promotes high-calorie recipes that are designed to make people GAIN weight (just look at her)and she gets an award for that?? I thought 2/3 of Americans were already overweight. I don't see the logic behind this . . . IF there is any.
I swear the real requirement for winning an Emmy is that you have to be the most obnoxious attention whore on TV.
Congrats, Rachel Ray. Good to see a muslim terrorist finally being recognized.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
======OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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I've never watched Rachael Ray, and after reading the comments here, I'm glad. She sounds very annoying.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Rachael Ray's show is the most boring piece of crap on daytime TV. Her food is full of fat and grease like something out of the 70's. She acts like it is healthy just because something is (partially) made from scratch even though she dumps 10 lbs. of cheese and sour cream over every dish. Not to mention her screeching voice which drives me nuts. Oh, and she's like 5'2", so her husband must be a virile and sexy 5'3".
I just don't get the Ray phenom. She was a fucking amateur cook on FN then SHAZAM! she's an American sweetheart fucking everywhere?
Dunkin Donuts?
Did you see her talk to Jodie Foster? Like she's bigger than Jodie Foster? Please I 'll add pennies to the death pot. She must be stopped or we'll have two White Oprah's to feed. . .
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Exercising pointless futility.
Sorry Tyra, it ain't happening. This is coming from an experienced fake blonde so I really know what I'm talking about. Some people can pull it off, others sadly can't. Butterscotch is more your thing.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 1:16pm.
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Why Mrs K! Rachael Ray can do what????? *blinking in astonishment* Is there something that you haven't been telling us??
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
I like Tara's look. The weave is well fitted and flattering. Naomi should take notes.
I hate this cutesy twatsicle bitch. I want to shove her head in Bass-O-Matic.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
there's a smug warning in effect!
Don't Feed The Celebs
This may be the biggest travesty ever on TV!
This irritating bitch won for best talk show over Ellen and Oprah?
She asks guests a question and then interupts their answer.
Goog Gawd - please make her go away!
I hate her voice, I hate her fat ass, I hate her douche of a husband
Did I forget anything?
Dear lord that dress is unflattering and ill-fitting. And Tyra looks like shit, too. Especially the broke-ass fake hairline.
I just bought Rachel's oval saute pan with the obnoxious orange handles. It's fabulous.
And her hubby is yum-o with a spoon.
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*Shudder* Ray Ray is annoying as all get up first thing in the morning...stop her while you can!! And is it just the dress or is Ms. Banks gaining weight again? And when did she go blonde?
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
Rachel's husband is still on the payroll? I guess he has to accompany her to all the global events of such cultural and historical significance as the Daytime Emmy's. Her win assures us all that an Emmy means absolutely nothing, except when Susan Lucci wins.
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You're a man?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 1:16pm.
On Topic:
Rachel Ray can suck my cock
That is all
The Emmys are like my niece's youth soccer league, everyone gets a trophy just for showing up.
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Clio your siggy is genius
Wow, she really put on weight. Her hips look HUGE in that dress. And her husband is beyond fug. Gross.
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There are not enough spanx in the work to make that dress look good on Rachael Ray. Maybe something with sleeves next time?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 1:13pm.
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SMOOCH my little love monkey ♥
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I am so shocked she won an Emmy. I have never watched her show so I don't know why she won. Who knows why. I like her cooking show on Food Newtwork, though.
I am happy for Tyra though. Never watched her show but I like her. Good for her. Hate the hair and the dress. Why Tyra? You have your pick of all these designers and salons yet you still look a hot tranny mess everywhere you go.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Tyra, where'd you get that fug-ass busted dress?
Looks like a House of Dereon original. She's all the same color-fire that stylist!
UGH - Tyra with blond hair! That Emmy is going to make her ego even bigger now.
I blame the fat soccer moms for this!!! You know the ones who cry about violence in video games and in the Media. Yet they leave their kids unattended because they have to go give daddy a sloppy blowjob so he will give her money to go get her tacky nails done... yeah those types LOVE Rachael Ray... and stretch pants with sweaters.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 1:13pm.
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*stumbling out of hamper* *bashfully handing you a bouquet of small daisies* *sock monkey hug & smooch* Hi! Mrs. Kravitz.
ON T: Rachel hubby's teeth need major bleaching. Ugh!
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God, Rachel Ray won an Emmy? I was hoping that her show was going to be cancelled soon! She is so irritating!
oh good lord, the emmys are a fucking joke.....
Submitted by The.Alias on June 21, 2008 - 9:15am.
How does cooking hot dogs in thirty minutes warrant an Emmy
so true the.alias.......so true....
Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 1:14pm
I will not doubt you.
Good luck with the Air guitar. You need personalized picks with a Rawk Bunny on them..,Horns Up Mrs.K.!!!
If I had to pick a Guitar Hero, mine would be Slash.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Don't forget some other Rachael-annoy-isms:
"Stoup" (thick stew-soup)
"YUMM-O!"
"How gorgeous is THAT?!!"
"HELL-OH!"
Yes, I know too many more. *guilty look*
That guy is downright FUG. Gay-ass 80's hairdo with matching Sonny Crockett stubble. FAIL!!
On Topic:
Rachel Ray can suck my cock
That is all
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Thanks Migraine!
I need to lose a few more pounds to fit into the latex pants...I mean SPANDEX pants.
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How does cooking hot dogs in thirty minutes warrant an Emmy?
http://danceontheroof.com
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 21, 2008 - 10:08am.
Who dipped Tyra in Pralines and Cream?
And who told her it looked good?
They lied to her trick ass.
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BB- I saw a picture of Tyra with no makeup....GORGEOUS, I swear to god, feckin' gorgeous.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 21, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Good luck Bunny!
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08