Stop Feeding The Beast!!!!
The she-devil terrorist known as Rachel (I know it's "Rachael," but I want to piss her off) Ray won an Emmy last night. A fucking Emmy. And the award wasn't for being the biggest cunt with a gay husband. You can't tell me her husband ain't a salad-tossing-loving homo. Those eyes have definitely seen their fare share of bear daddy porn.
Anyway, RACHEL's show won Best Talk Show (Entertainment). You know, because seeing a fake ass walking sausage screaming "EVOO," "delish" and "good to go" every 5 seconds is real entertainment. This award is only feeding the beast. RACHEL must be stopped!
Speaking of feeding the best, TyTy Baby also won herself an Emmy for Best Talk Show (Informative). I mean, she was up against Dr. Phil. TyTy is going to talk about this Emmy for at least the next 300 years. Every conversation will start with, "Well, when I won the Emmy" or "You know what my Emmy award taught me?" Bitch could have at least put on a lacefront that wasn't made out of HoHan's leftovers and Barbie pubes.
Click here to see all the Daytime Emmy winners from last night. I mean, Rachael Ray?! Methinks a devil named Oprah is behind this!
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Speaking of winning prizes, I am going to be in the Air Guitar Championships on August 8 in San Francisco.
Eddie Van Halen is my guitar god.
I hope all you Northern Californians out there will come see me.
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God rolls in mysterious ways
good idea, Migraine
hell never mind, I'd pay to run her over.
Submitted by mike on June 21, 2008 - 7:10pm.
We'll send you both, and you can race each other.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 21, 2008 - 9:07am.
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Thanks! :) She is cute and she knows it.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 21, 2008 - 7:10pm.
I'll spit and piss on him for five bucks. And run her over for free.
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Deal!
We'll chip in for your airfare.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Submitted by Leatherette on June 21, 2008 - 1:09pm.
I'll piss on him for five bucks. And run her over for free.
Got you beat: I'd pay five to run her over.
I'll spit and piss on him for five bucks. And run her over for free.
oooo...Rachel's hubby had a field day fulfilling his spit fetish on that Emmy while being banged by the gardener.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Who dipped Tyra in Pralines and Cream?
And who told her it looked good?
They lied to her trick ass.
Daytime Emmy's.
Who watches soaps? Talk shows?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I watched the Tyra part last night...I said out loud, she's going to say something about kissing her fat black ass...Sure enough, she did! ANNOYING!
Submitted by Aphid on June 21, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Proof positive that the emmys are the most bullshit award out there.
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You beat me to it, so I got nothin'.
Cute kitty!
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Tyra's weave looks kinda rough, especially in the sunlight.
Proof positive that the emmys are the most bullshit award out there.
Re: Rachael - Boooooo!
Re: Tyra - Meh