Ellen & Portia's Big Gayelle Wedding
Ellen Degeneres won her 1,345th Emmy last night for hottest gayelle on TV or something like that and she used the time to talk about her upcoming wedding to Mandy Rogers aka Portia de Rossi. Does anybody know why this bitch went from Mandy Rogers to Portia de Rossi? That's like me going from Michael K to Ferrari Von Tessa.
So... Mandy showed off her huge pink diamond engagement ring on the red carpet last night. Pink diamonds? What the hell kind of gayelle is she? Her ring should be made of plaid diamonds with a band made of wood.
Ellen and Mandy also confirmed they have a wedding date all set. Ellen told People, "Planning a wedding is very stressful. It is crazy. My gardener is now invited. I can't wait to be married. I feel like it is long overdue. And I think someday people will look back on this like women not having the right to vote and segregation and anything else that seems ridiculous like we all don't have the same rights."
If her gardener is invited then Izzy better sure as hell have an invitation in the mail. Fuck, Izzy should be the maid of honor!
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I hope she doesnt use Ellen. Ellen seems so happy but how come every chick she dates was taking dick before they met her? Sketchy. Either Ellen is something amazing in bed or she is just a sucker for skinny blonds.
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I get the impression that Ellen is more into Portia than Portia is into Ellen...poor Ellen. I sense a big, fat, gayelle divorce in about 2 yrs. Gayelle. *snicker* I love that word.
Ellen looks so happy.Congratulations!I saw her profile on mi llionaire&celeb da ting s ite
--"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"----last week. It is said she is dati ng young bi llionaire on that s ite.
Submitted by Incognito on June 22, 2008 - 5:11am.
Her name is Mandy Rogers???? eww
I knew Portia de Rossi was too cool to be true. :(
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I feel the same about Diablo Cody, sorry, Brook Busey! *gag*
I detect some Anne Heche in Portia. Bitch will eventully have a sausage break. I know, I know, she licked the kitty before Ellen, but a) it wasn't rich kitty and b) fake lesbians like Portia and Anne are lesbians cuz they're neurotic and hate/are afraid of men. As soon as there's a safe sausage to encase? They'll jump on it with full force.
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portia's way hot
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Ellen is awesome and I am so damn happy that gays can FINALLY get married! Slowly but surely we're getting out of the Dark Ages!
I am not a fan of Ellen's. I think her show is pretty lame but for some reason a lot of people like it, - so more power to her.
but in my opinion, she definitely gives her heart away WAY too freely. Anne Heche was NEVER even bisexual, she used Ellen for publicity purposes. I think Portia is a gold digger and I sincerely hope that Ellen gets a pre-nup.
I have a feeling that Ellen won't get a pre-nup, though. She seems to get blinded by love.
I am SO glad that the ban on marriage has been lifted in California.. Hopefully, that trend will rub off on other states in the US..
but.....Marriage is an intitution and who wants to be institutionalized anyway?
Submitted by chichi on June 22, 2008 - 10:54am.
Why does Ellen have to dress like a dude? Does she feel like a dude? Is that how it works?
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Ellen doesn't overdo the masculine dressing IMHO. She looks comfortable. Her choice of wardrobe could be much worse.
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Portia de Rossi is such a pretentious name...so Mandy appears to be one of those pretentious women who can't bare to be bigger than a size 4. PLUS, getting married to Ellen, who's barely funny as a comedian and more annoying then a persistently fugly dog...oh how the mighty have fallen! Why do they need to get married again? I heard Mandy was bored of Ellen and her dramatics...and wanted a younger dyke of her own.
Your face!
Submitted by chichi on June 22, 2008 - 11:39am.
No Ellen is always the dude! She's part dude!!
Somehow her chromosomes are fucked up, in my opinion.
Laughing Out Loud! Chichi, please add Rojo Caliente to that fucked-up chromosome list. Seriously. WTF? Oh well. *scratching head*
@ChiCHi, do your parents know you are playing on the computer? Erase your browsing history and go back to PopSugar...LOL.
Seriously, can you be more obtuse?
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No Ellen is always the dude! She's part dude!!
Somehow her chromosomes are fucked up, in my opinion.
Submitted by chichi on June 22, 2008 - 9:54am.
Why does Ellen have to dress like a dude? Does she feel like a dude? Is that how it works?
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Somebody has to be the butch in the relationship! It's a mandatory Gayelle requirement.
Why does Ellen have to dress like a dude? Does she feel like a dude? Is that how it works?
Ellen is a cute woman.Congratulations!I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
--"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Nothing like being forced to wed: my instincts tell me that Portia pulled an ultimatum around the time DeGeneres was having that very publc meltdown a bit back.
to mrs. kravitz
hehehe on your five imaginary marriages. so now I know where you got the imaginary children.
my cousin knows mand...sorry, 'portia's' family (in country victoria). apparently man.. sorry, 'portia' has been trying to break into the bigtime for some years - well, she's getting closer and closer as time goes by. keep on working on it, mand...i mean 'portia'.
you're making a laughing stock of yourself, but that's O.K. - WE don't care about YOU. but we hope ellen can survive you.
Of course, Ellen being the dominate masculine one with the tie it will proabaly be Degeneres as last name
their last name is gonna way be cool, DeRossi-Degeneres
i love ellen! she's a cool, proud lesbo! but mandy? well, THERE'S different story. a totally straight gold digger. 'portia de rossi'!!!! yeah,... right!
i feel sorry for ellen; taken for a ride! they'll be broken up very soon. BTW, whatever happened to that raging 'dyke', ann herche? oh, THAT'S right,.. she 'rediscovered' her inner woman. these gold digging bitches give lesbanism a cheap and nasty name. - straight and proud OF it.
"Does anybody know why this bitch went from Mandy Rogers to Portia de Rossi?" Because she's a gold digging social climber. She used to be married to a man. She went lesbo when she met Ringo Starr's stepdaughter and moved on when she found someone richer (Ellen). She's not really gay just greedy.
Mandy Rogers ohh Mandy
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The war isn't working.
But what is with Mandy's invisible bra straps? That cheap white trash fashion faux just doesnt match the 6 figure pink diamond...
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The war isn't working.
Her name is Mandy Rogers???? eww
I knew Portia de Rossi was too cool to be true. :(
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CONGRAT TO ELLEN!
ellen only annoys me when there's a dog involved...but i have to say that portia is looking haggard...
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Birth name: Amanda Lee Rogers
In an interview with Advocate.com, De Rossi said that her sexual preference had a lot to do with her choice of stage name. “When I was 15, I changed it legally,” explained De Rossi. “In retrospect, I think it was largely due to my struggle about being gay. Everything just didn’t fit, and I was trying to find things I could identify myself with, and it started with my name.”
Ellen, get a Pre-Nup, or stop hooking with skinny blond bitches who are clearly gold-digging sluts.
Portia was onced married to a man. Now the only dick she's getting is a dildo.
i would also like to say that that is the driest, least sexy kiss ever. Tongue, ladies, tongue. Just a little.
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I know! I was also wondering about the straps of her dress. I'm sure it cost a pretty penny, but it looks cheap as hell!
Congrats to Portia and Ellen.
Submitted by Kristy on June 21, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Mandy Rogers is such a great bogan Aussie name
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Whatza Bogan??? Inquiring minds, ya know...
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Mandy Rogers is such a great bogan Aussie name. I'm allowed to say that, because I am one. It suits her far better than Portia deeeeee Rossi. She should have kept it. I'd watch them shag. Why not?
Submitted by forever.now on June 21, 2008 - 5:48pm.
hmmm, that is odd......
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sorry if that is too much info. I know what the problem is but...
ot didn't ellen and portia already have a wedding ceremony? I have been thinking of them as married for years.
Good for them! I really do agree with those who say we will look back on the time when gays weren't allowed to marry like we now look back on blacks & whites not being able to marry, or women not being able to vote, etc. It's so ridiculous that any straight person would care who a gay person shares his/her life with. People can be such assholes. Love is love!
However, I will throw in one snarky comment & ask how ghetto is that clear-strapped bra attached to Portia's dress in these pics??? Who the hell wears those anymore? Wear a strapless!
I'm happy for them. You go, girls!
How fitting her real name was Amanda.
WIth a name like Amanda, you are almost destined to be a muff-diver.
Get a pre-nup, Ellen!
Miss Portia's got steel-trap thundercat written all over her.
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Submitted by Keane on June 21, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Mrs Kravitz - you've been married SIX times? Are you serious?
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=======OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Mrs Kravitz - you've been married SIX times? Are you serious? Please tell me you are cos that is some feat! Jesus I'm nearly 30 and not remotely near one - how have you managed to fit in that many??!! As a gayelle myself, I'm pleased the US has caught up with the UK and introduced gay marriage. Once it becomes normal to have something in one country its difficult to believe other countries won't allow it. It also comes across as extremely backward and prejudiced - as bad as women not being allowed to vote or something. Well I would certainly like to get married myself as I want to have children and would want to be legally and financially bound to the co-parent. I know exactly who I want to get married to but unfortunately this person is gonna need a whole lot of persuasion, even just to have a relationship with me. So expect your invites sometime around 2015!
Somewhere Ann Heche is grinding her veneers to dust.
So Portia gets the engagement ring, since she's the "female" of the couple, right?
ferrari von tessa!!! loves it!
good for them. i'd rather see a couple in love but a couple in hate (a la charlie and denise is much juicier!)
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
Step aside Ellen & Portia. You're no Nixon & Rojo!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 21, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Finally, gayelles get the chance to fuck up a perfectly good relationship by getting married like the rest of us.
ImpertinentVixen, wtf? Marriage is sacred. Marriage is a binding contract. Marriage is not for the fearful. Marriage is not to be gone into capriciously.
Oh fuck it. Marriage is an old-fashioned platitude at best and a legal agreement at worst (or sometimes better than best/worse-er under the divorce lawyer's moula making schemes of extenuating circumstances meant only to line their own pockets).
Finally, gayelles get the chance to fuck up a perfectly good relationship by getting married like the rest of us.
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