Ellen & Portia's Big Gayelle Wedding
Ellen Degeneres won her 1,345th Emmy last night for hottest gayelle on TV or something like that and she used the time to talk about her upcoming wedding to Mandy Rogers aka Portia de Rossi. Does anybody know why this bitch went from Mandy Rogers to Portia de Rossi? That's like me going from Michael K to Ferrari Von Tessa.
So... Mandy showed off her huge pink diamond engagement ring on the red carpet last night. Pink diamonds? What the hell kind of gayelle is she? Her ring should be made of plaid diamonds with a band made of wood.
Ellen and Mandy also confirmed they have a wedding date all set. Ellen told People, "Planning a wedding is very stressful. It is crazy. My gardener is now invited. I can't wait to be married. I feel like it is long overdue. And I think someday people will look back on this like women not having the right to vote and segregation and anything else that seems ridiculous like we all don't have the same rights."
If her gardener is invited then Izzy better sure as hell have an invitation in the mail. Fuck, Izzy should be the maid of honor!
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Sorry but this kiss is almost as phony looking as the Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley kiss. I wanted some serious tongue action! Prudes!
*Kidding*
Congratulations, classy bitches.
I like that Ellen always takes time to make herself look good. Just because she is gay doesn't mean she has to go all Rojo on people. (Frankly I think Rojo would be better served with a stylist for Red Carpet events who is sensitive to the gae issue)
That being said, I do wish she had picked better shoes for herself. Those look like Keds and the suit is probably Armani. Contradiction.
PRE-NUP, LADIES, PLZ! And nice ring.
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I'm not an Ellen fan but good luck to them.
I love Ellen but I think she attracts the wrong type of man er woman. I think she can do better.
Why is Portia de Mandress wearing clear plastic straps?! With a big pink diamond you'd think her woe-man could buy lil' mama a REAL dress. That shit is TACKY! (Yet it goes with the pink diamond fo sho.)
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If I ever meet her, I am going to tell her how I think of her every time I am at an automatic flushing toilet......lmao
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"Ferrari Von Tessa"
~haha - LOVE it - do it! :)
...for those who care (obviously this is just for me), Tessa was the name my son would have, had he been a she :( I mourn for the little Tessa I'll never have...
...anyways...
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I worked in 2 nursing homes, they love her show, men and women alike. She also did so much for Make It Right without the fanfair. Good luck to them, but agree, prenup!
forever.now, you can edit your posts, you don't have to make a second one....just letting you know....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
I meant to say
some new ring rules
sorry
maybe ellen will get a really nice wedding ring. she might not want to wear two rings. I guess gayelles (and gays) will have to make up so ring rules.
I agree with the sentiment that in the future people will look back at us and shake their heads over our reaction to same sex marriage. "Can you believe those crazy people from the 2000's ?? Like cavemen for fuck sake! How did we ever manage to evolve from them?"
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I wish them luck, but get the impression this union won't last very long. Get a good prenup, Ellen.
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If they are going to be a Hollywood power marriage, Portia needs to step up her game. That dress looks homemade. Very pretty bracelet though!
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I love these gayelles!
Gayelles are so cute when they're in love.
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Mandy's/Portia's dress is so awfully cheap!
Interesting...
Ellen *refuses* to wear dresses but she will wear makeup, color her hair, get her eyebrows done, etc., etc.
I'll bet Rojo Caliente does not color her hair.
Meh, whatever...just thinking aloud.
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I love love love Portia's name. Love it. I always thought it was just perfect for her and beautiful. Its also a kickass stage name for an actress. she was so smart to think of it. Congrats to Ellen for her Emmy win. Ellen's show is cool. I wish them so much happiness and joy. Good people.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Maybe whoever makes the most money has to buy an engagement ring for the other. Or whoever doesn't mind wearing a feminine-looking diamond ring gets to be the recipient.
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Submitted by Miller on June 21, 2008 - 9:48am.
The one who's wearing the pants ... I'd say.
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See, that makes sense to me, but then I can hear Ellen's voice in my head saying that my assumption would be an ignorant stereotype.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
"Planning a wedding is very stressful. "
Yes, it is, I've been married six times, so I know and, look, no one is happier than me than these two gayelles can now suffer as much as the heteros do, but seriously, what is stressful is figuring out how you can fill up your tank AND feed your kids.
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Is that the ikeday from Nip Tuck?
Was wondering same thing-no ring for Ellen? Boo-Hoo.
Pink actually seems appropriate for gayelles-to celebrate their pink parts.
The one who's wearing the pants ... I'd say.
Submitted by radio siren on June 21, 2008 - 6:46pm.
In a gayelle engagement, what determines who gets the engagement ring? I am so confused, and it's making me feel old, even though I am younger than both of these gayelles.
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In a gayelle engagement, what determines who gets the engagement ring? I am so confused, and it's making me feel old, even though I am younger than both of these gayelles.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
so not a hot kiss...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Her real name is Mandy Rogers? I always liked her name and for some reason feel vaguely disappointed it's one she assigned herself, though I know that's sort of silly.
There you go, MK.
"When I was 15, I changed it legally. In retrospect, I think it was largely due to my struggle about being gay. Everything just didn’t fit, and I was trying to find things I could identify myself with, and it started with my name. I picked Portia because I was a Shakespeare fan (Portia is the character in The Merchant of Venice who comes to the rescue of Antonio and Bassanio in their time of need). De Rossi because I was Australian and I thought that an exotic Italian name would somehow suit me more than Amanda Rogers. When you live in Australia, Europe is so far away and so fascinating, so stylish and cultured and sophisticated."
The Advocate, "Portia heart and soul", http://www.advocate.com/currentstory1_w_ektid20037.asp
All the best to these two :) I'm just back from a wedding meself (not mine though).
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