Papa Joe Did Not Fit Jessica For Her First Training Bra
Jessica Simpson is doing the rounds to promote her new cuntry album. Jess talked to K-FROG 95.1 in Colton, CA about all the rumors surrounding creepy ass Papa Joe. Jess said, "There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?"
Okay, I've never heard that one before! But now that she mentions it... Papa Joe probably helped with her first tampon and first breast lump check. He's a hands-on daddy!
Jess also talked about her first cuntry album, "I really just wanted to showcase the talent that God has given me and I don't believe that in pop music I ever had the chance to stand on two feet and stand firm."
God given talent?! "The talent God has given her" would be best showcased in Hustler magazine and not in music!
Below is the entire interview with K-FROG. Big tittied frog on K-FROG!
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"When are you going to wear a blue Tony Romo jersey?"... yes, these are the hard hitting questions Jessica should stick with
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
Jessica looks so beautiful!She is my favorite singer.I love her so much.I saw her profile on mi llionaire&celeb dat ing si te
-"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that si te.
Urgh, could those asshole DJs suck up to her anymore? Gag me with a motherfuckin' spoon.
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"I once picked my nose until it bleeded." ~ Ralph Wiggum.
why would anyone choose to be away from their infant? particularly to allow it to be cared for by a bunch of kids who have probably been chosen because they lack parenting skills. I know sometimes people can't help but be separated from their baby but it isn't the best thing.
One of my most annoying pet peeves in the world is Radio D.J.'s. Sorry if any of you are. But DANG can't stand them. It's like fingernails on the chalkboard. Main reason I do not listen to the radio. GACK!
wow. parents can ruin a kid. that's why that show Baby Borrowers is such a guilty pleasure to watch. loaning kids to teenagers...sheesh
I totally believe it, Deb.
Submitted by Green Is Good
Hahahahahahaha!
You don't believe those rumors, really??? Altho the rumors are intensely more fascinating than the people involved...
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DebFrmHell , I think he's actually shagging Chestica on the sly. He seems the type.
Y'know, a child molesting pervert.
@Greenie, methinks that Tina may not be too happy with the way pops here does his job managing the "girls" so she low profiles it. Has been doing that for a couple of years after some mini disater of an interview.
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Submitted by just sayin on June 22, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Papa Joe needs to lay off the fried Twinkies. Preacherman's lookin' like a porker. Oink!
just sayin, wahhh? You don't like those flubbery jowls? You don't think they be sexay when lubed up up with some tallow and bacon renderings? Oh pishaw!
She makes me violent. She's so friggin' annoying.
How come we never see Joe with his wife? What's he do, keep her locked in the basement?
Eww she looks just like him, gross.
Papa Joe needs to lay off the fried Twinkies. Preacherman's lookin' like a porker. Oink!
lovemyboy, it sure is!
she flops at music, no matter what genre! Equal opportunity Failure....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Isn't this her 3rd music genre? I think I saw Behind The Music or some crap that she tried to sing Christian music and then went to pop.
Hey Jessica! No one wants you!
He just likes to brag about her double D's.
Michael K, hope you are having fun.
is that carrie underwood? oh wait..
Don't Feed The Celebs
Speaking of country, I went to the Kenny Chesney concert last night at Soldiers Field. Keith Urban was one of the opening acts and during his set they showed Nicole Kidman backstage. He told everyone it was her birthday on Friday and asked everyone to sing to her....it was kind of sweet. I like her, but she's not that attractive.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Oh, please, she's so hot she has to beat off her cousins with both hands.
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And her uncles with a stick!
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
whoops double post, sorry.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ xtina~♥~
Screwing her dad does not = God given talent, someone should tell her that.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ xtina~♥~
2 plastic, self-obsessed, ne'er do wells.
"Daddy's girl" needs to grow the hell up and tell her lascivious and meddling Dad to step off; oh, but then she'd be lost... *eyeroll*
Any and all Simpson news makes me want to regurgitate.
The most pathetic observation of all:
Daddy's roots are more touched up.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 22, 2008 - 1:36am.
Oh, please, she's so hot she has to beat off her cousins with both hands.
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Well then I guess Papa Joe had one helluva good idea when he suggested the sex change.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 22, 2008 - 1:36am.
Oh, please, she's so hot she has to beat off her cousins with both hands.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by . on June 22, 2008 - 1:33am.
DA, she tries to squeeze the idiot out of that tumor of a brain on a mental landing strip every day and ends up launching a new zit cream. Watch.
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LMAO! Forget ProActiv...only thing that cleared up her skin problems was Papa Joe Jizz. Yeah, that's actually the name of the product.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Her arms looks so manly. Is it wrong of me to think that once upon a time, "her" name was Matt?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by dead-actress on June 22, 2008 - 1:21am.
LMAO! You're killing me. Fuck! I'm laughing so hard. I guess I shouldn't tell you..people say that a zit on her ass is considered a brain tumor.
DA, she tries to squeeze the idiot out of that tumor of a brain on a mental landing strip every day and ends up launching a new zit cream. Watch.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 22, 2008 - 1:20am.
That's what Papa Joe likes to do when he's feeling romantic - Pump kin.
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LMAO! I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna have to walk away from my laptop for a minute. BBL *refilling drinkie*
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by . on June 22, 2008 - 1:18am.
DA, oddly enough, you can aim a flashlight somewhere else on her body and you get the full-on porno version of Disney animatronics.
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LMAO! You're killing me. Fuck! I'm laughing so hard. I guess I shouldn't tell you..people say that a zit on her ass is considered a brain tumor.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by dead-actress on June 22, 2008 - 1:14am.
That's what Papa Joe likes to do when he's feeling romantic - Pump kin.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 22, 2008 - 1:14am.
You could stick a flashlight in her ear and her face would light up like a hollowed out Halloween pumpkin.
DA, oddly enough, you can aim a flashlight somewhere else on her body and you get the full-on porno version of Disney animatronics.
You could stick a flashlight in her ear and her face would light up like a hollowed out Halloween pumpkin.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 22, 2008 - 12:41am.
Papa Joe says she has the whitest teeth he's ever come across.
TV, that's part of her cumming of age story. Don't sully it. Would't be prudent.
Where is Tina? Is she still alive? Why does Papa Joe look like he's posing for a wedding portrait? Look at the glassy eyed look in his face. He's never looked happier.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 22, 2008 - 12:59am.
It's okay if Daddy loves you just so long as he doesn't "Love" you.
DDD, Wahhhhhh? Does that mean?--> No more of that, "Rub and a tug" from Daddy-oh?
It's okay if Daddy loves you just so long as he doesn't "Love" you.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Isn't it about time she started a cooking show or something like that?
It's gonna be great once she starts popping out babies she's gonna blow up like a balloon which will likely cause her to start wearing excess amounts of make-up AND have a cooking show! I can barely wait!
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 22, 2008 - 12:46am.
I read that she looks forward to the family reunions because they let her bob for 1st cousins.
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bwahahahahahahaha!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
As much as papa Joe grosses me out...nothing compares to some of the sick fucks who believe women are nothing but scum under ISLAMIC law.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH9-gSbVeRs
Slavery has NOTHING on what SOME Islamic men do to their women and children to THIS DAY.
Obama for president? NOPE
TV......STOP it! holy shit.....lol
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by dead-actress on June 22, 2008 - 12:46am.
I read that she looks forward to the family reunions because they let her bob for 1st cousins.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
you guys are cracking me up.
This family is just so damn ridiculous. The fact that they are so fucking rich is just unfair.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by dead-actress on June 21, 2008 - 10:46pm.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by angel_i on June 22, 2008 - 12:37am.
Funny, I always thought he whispered: "Open wide, hunny, just like you do for Daddy."
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LMAO! So very true! I read somewhere that the stupid bitch quit taking oral contraceptives cause she couldn't keep her mouth closed. I'm blaming Papa Joe for that.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 22, 2008 - 12:42am.
I love your dirty mind!
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So does my team of psychiatrists.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
LOL! I actually watched it - at 1:05 they show the "packed house with her fans"...it's a tiny half empty room. Poor Chestica, I think she may just float away someday soon.
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Papa Joe says she has the whitest teeth he's ever come across.
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I love your dirty mind!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Hey, TV! (hugs all around!)
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?