Papa Joe Did Not Fit Jessica For Her First Training Bra
Jessica Simpson is doing the rounds to promote her new cuntry album. Jess talked to K-FROG 95.1 in Colton, CA about all the rumors surrounding creepy ass Papa Joe. Jess said, "There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?"
Okay, I've never heard that one before! But now that she mentions it... Papa Joe probably helped with her first tampon and first breast lump check. He's a hands-on daddy!
Jess also talked about her first cuntry album, "I really just wanted to showcase the talent that God has given me and I don't believe that in pop music I ever had the chance to stand on two feet and stand firm."
God given talent?! "The talent God has given her" would be best showcased in Hustler magazine and not in music!
Below is the entire interview with K-FROG. Big tittied frog on K-FROG!
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Papa Joe says she has the whitest teeth he's ever come across.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hi, Frito!!!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@DA:
Muah, good to see you!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by angel_i on June 21, 2008 - 10:37pm.
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I don't think Papa Joe has to tell her to open wide anymore. She does that in every picture. Nothing like on open mouthed dumb founded smile to tell the world that she swallows.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 22, 2008 - 12:28am.
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FritoDorito, my sweet girl! It's wonderful to see you tonight.
ON T: Where's Chestica's other hand? Hmmmm....no wonder he's smirking.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
TV:
Oh My God.
"fuck her brains back in"
I'm dying here....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by dead-actress on June 21, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Two seconds before the camera clicks...Papa Joe whispers in Chestica's ear.."Say 'jizz', honey."
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Funny, I always thought he whispered: "Open wide, hunny, just like you do for Daddy."
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Jessica's a pretty girl but very fake looking. She's probably had 100K worth of work done. Veneers, cleft/chin implant, breast augmentation, Botox every 8 weeks, restylane, probably even liposuction on her stomach and cellulite treatment.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Papa Joe should see if he can fuck her brains back in.
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LMAO! I don't think she had any to start with. What's her IQ, 65?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
@PSL
Hey! I'm good, thanks for asking! Just thought I'd check in on all my Dlisted Sluts! I'm glad to see that MK is on vacay. He needs it!
How're you?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Papa Joe should see if he can fuck her brains back in.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hey Frito! How are you feeling these days?
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Wait, isn't Papa Joe the one who said he fitted her for training bras?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
His chick should've gone country a long time ago!!!
Her style is suited for country and Pop Jo is so lost in the music world!!!! He tried to market Jess as POP and the shyte was all wrong!!!!
HEll I COULD DO BETTER!!!
Two seconds before the camera clicks...Papa Joe whispers in Chestica's ear.."Say 'jizz', honey."
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
WHERE IN THE FUCK IS MICHAEL K?? He said it would be LIGHT posting not NO posting. Im afraid he is unconscious under a showgirl's feathers somewhere.
Damn. Ill check back in the morning. I hope we get some good stories from his ass.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
is jess going country because she and papa joe think that it takes less talent to make it as a big star there? should we ask carrie underwood?
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sexy motherfucker...
The sad part? Jess is totally hugging her daddy non-sexually with love and admiration that shows in her expression and Papa Joe has that, "Sporting wood" pervo launch sequence look. ICK. Sad.
*Puke* How eepy-cray is the above photo? Pappy Perv is clearly trying NOT grab Chestista's tits. At least when there are cameras around.
This girl is one of the most egocentric narcissists that Hollywood has to offer! And she will fail at country Living in Beverly hills! You need to be in Nashville, or at least somewhere southern or wholesome!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
HAHA, PSL. I find I can only get drunk one night a weekend now. Last time I got hammered two nights in a row, my liver almost popped out of my chest, ALIEN style.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I'm sorry you are in a Sober State, Mr Pres.....come to my State. It's Green.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by angel_i on June 21, 2008 - 8:40pm.
How 'bout YOUR state? ;p
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My current state is sober. So I guess it IS illegal. Ask me after the barbecue tomorrow.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 21, 2008 - 8:29pm.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal for you to be so into that girl, btw.
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It's only illegal in twelve states.
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How 'bout YOUR state? ;p
♥ You drive CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Twelve States of Delusional Disorder...
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Submitted by angel_i on June 21, 2008 - 8:29pm.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal for you to be so into that girl, btw.
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It's only illegal in twelve states.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 8:15pm.
When your breast size is greater than or equal to IQ that is a dead giveaway to avoid.
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Unless you are talking about the lovely Aubrey O'Day, of course.
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I'm pretty sure it's illegal for you to be so into that girl, btw.
♥ You drive CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Sheeps on June 21, 2008 - 7:14pm.
Angel, what happened to your Britney PacMan avie? I hadn't seen that one in forever.
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O - I just wanted her to rep my set today:)
♥ You drive CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 8:15pm.
When your breast size is greater than or equal to IQ that is a dead giveaway to avoid.
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Unless you are talking about the lovely Aubrey O'Day, of course.
No, I'm NOT a loonie, I swear on a stack of Playboys. I am in love, that's all.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Apparently, the girls there have more tits than teeth.
When your breast size is greater than or equal to IQ that is a dead giveaway to avoid.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 5:10pm.
The cab driver in Vegas told us to avoid the strip clubs downtown. Apparently, the girls there have more tits than teeth.
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EEK! That is one scary thought....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by Keane on June 21, 2008 - 5:35pm
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Actually Keane, just let me clarify.. I don't mean long gone as in crazy. I mean long gone as in not posting for the last few hours.
Phew. Thought I should explain that.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Angel, what happened to your Britney PacMan avie? I hadn't seen that one in forever.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
Submitted by Keane on June 21, 2008 - 5:35pm
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Keane I'm sure you're long gone, but I agree with you. As unpopular as that opinion is.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Deb, I have no response that isn't horribly non-PC so I'll just say, How the heck are ya?
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Oh my. There's a nasty visual.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
The cab driver in Vegas told us to avoid the strip clubs downtown. Apparently, the girls there have more tits than teeth.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I don't believe that in pop music I ever had the chance to stand on two feet and stand firm."
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What else could she have asked for? More production value? More photoshop? More pointless attention to the minute details of her life? Good God, girlie, if you couldn't figure it out with all you've been given (besides your unholy talent)then you should just back the fuck up and let someone else do it. Dayum.
♥ Protection from the paplight.
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Sheeps on June 21, 2008 - 8:03pm.
You mean the ones without visible C-section scars
I believe that is also referred to as a vaginal birth.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 21, 2008 - 8:03pm.
You mean the ones without visible C-section scars? Man, you must be rich.
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I was until it came time to pay the lap dance tab.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
@PSL...and Lindsey Lohan.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 5:00pm.
You mean the ones without visible C-section scars? Man, you must be rich.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
The only way to calm her down it seems it to take her on your lap and stroke her.
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Joe, that works on grown men too.
Sheeps, BWAHAHAHA!
Deb, that was naaaasty....lol
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Peppermint Rhino. I wouldn't know about such things. I only go to the higher class gentlemen's clubs.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 21, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Bad kitty!
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Did you follow the snail trail to the Peppermint Rhino?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Oh, when Joe goes there, it's "research"; when I do, it's "being a perv"?
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 7:53pm
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Luv I am *hopelessly* naive & out of touch and wouldn't even know about the Spearmint Rhino's existence, except for dlisted. So thanks!
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Submitted by Sheeps on June 21, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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Sheeps I just realized you enquired after my little cat. Thanks for asking. She's very active right now and hyper. The only way to calm her down it seems it to take her on your lap and stroke her.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
joe, after I posted it occurred to me that you were making a joke. I remember your research, so I'm sure it came up in discussion with Sheeps, him being a "Frequent Flier" and all.....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08