Papa Joe Did Not Fit Jessica For Her First Training Bra
Jessica Simpson is doing the rounds to promote her new cuntry album. Jess talked to K-FROG 95.1 in Colton, CA about all the rumors surrounding creepy ass Papa Joe. Jess said, "There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?"
Okay, I've never heard that one before! But now that she mentions it... Papa Joe probably helped with her first tampon and first breast lump check. He's a hands-on daddy!
Jess also talked about her first cuntry album, "I really just wanted to showcase the talent that God has given me and I don't believe that in pop music I ever had the chance to stand on two feet and stand firm."
God given talent?! "The talent God has given her" would be best showcased in Hustler magazine and not in music!
Below is the entire interview with K-FROG. Big tittied frog on K-FROG!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 21, 2008 - 7:52pm.
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Oh hahahahahaha!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 21, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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Now what business would a sheep have with spearmint rhinos? Hmmm?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 4:48pm.
The Spearmint Rhino is a chain of strip clubs out here.
Whaaa? No wonder they always throw me out when I ask for a soft swirl.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 7:48pm.
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Yes I know. I just wanted to see what creative answer Sheeps would have. But thanks Luv, anyway, hahaha!
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 21, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Do they serve ice-cream?
I'll look into it, but probably won't report back. How are you and your pet?
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joe, The Spearmint Rhino is a chain of strip clubs out here.....lol
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by Sheeps on June 21, 2008 - 7:02pm
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Do they serve ice-cream?
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Right after her afternoon radio interview in Colton, she slid over to the Spearmint Rhino in Fontana to make some real money.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
so maybe he didn't fit her, but i'm sure he helped train her in more ways than one
Submitted by Keane on June 21, 2008 - 3:19pm.
I don't think you can criticize people for wanting to make easy cash - it certainly makes for an easy life!
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Shut up Jessica shut up Jessica SHUT UP JESSICA
Submitted by Mrs. Westerberg on June 21, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Well, apologies for getting the thread so far off the point that Jessica Simpson sucks too bad even for country music,
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Well, apologies for getting the thread so far off the point that Jessica Simpson sucks too bad even for country music, but ... Truly, it's a silly misconception to equate celibates with that crazy crew out at that cult compound. Those robot women aren't Christians, they're abuse victims. Nothing Christian about that.
And as for shilling something - nothing could be further from the truth. I don't care if you're fucking yourself silly night and day. Have fun. I was just answering a question. It's so seldom anyone asks.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 2:41pm.
keane, while I agree that Dina Lohan is one of the most disgusting human beings on this planet, I can't say the Simpsons seem like a nice, normal family. That man is such a fucking PIMP, and his interest in Jessica is waaaay too creepy.
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Zactly, PSL. The Simpson are just the lesser of two evils.
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But Keane the Simpsons make easy cash from degrading Jessica, she is proudly nothing but a big tittied moron, literally nothing, and she's a joke. They also mine other people's songs and movies with all their remakes, which is pretty bad too I think. And Papa Joe is also running around offering to manage porn stars and skanky Russian pop stars knowing he can't make money from his two idiot daughters. I totally agree that the Lohans are vile, but I think the Simpsons are as bad. And I kinda feel bad for Lindsay, she did have some talent but is way messed up from those two parents.
Submitted by Leatherette
If you haven't been laid in nine years and counting the vibrators on a yearly basis, does that mean I am going to Heaven because I am already in Hell...OR am I going to Hell because I am already in Heaven?????
LOL. Logic of it all escapes me and so does apparently...wait for it...purity! haahhahhahaha.
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Tripitaka nah I don't agree at all. I don't think its that despicable to make money from selling stories about your life, doing reality shows etc. All celebrities sell themselves in one way or another - it is rarely, if ever, just about their talent. And let's face it neither Jessica nor Ashlee were ever going to make a career from talent alone. Without their dad coming up with the idea for the reality shows they'd never have got anywhere. Its just the norm for people to make money from magazine interviews, reality shows etc now in the UK. Even people who just got famous from being on Big Brother or something. Jordan's career is entirely based on that and she is well-liked in the UK and applauded for being a good businesswoman. I don't think you can criticize people for wanting to make easy cash - it certainly makes for an easy life!
& last word for Mrs. W (or Dubya, more appropriate) to rationalize around:
I have sex when I want to, and don't have sex when I don't want to. With myself or with a partner. So when I'm not having sex, I guess under your rationale I'm being spiritual and quite the pure thing. Well goody, see, win-win.
Submitted by Banji Girl on June 21, 2008 - 6:07pm.
True dat, but you know that bitch be hollerin like that cause her pimp daddy (Joe) be waitin in the wing with a wire coat hanger.
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OUCH, and LMAO -- hell of a visual, thanks!
I couldn't get through the whole video. It was simply too painful.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
*sigh* Yes, look where their "educated spiritual choice" to remain "pure" landed them. And since when is sexuality not pure. Sexuality is like anything else -- we can use it for good or evil. But women being sexual is "not pure." How conveeeenient -- as the Church Lady would say to bolster your tired thesis.
True dat, but you know that bitch be hollerin like that cause her pimp daddy (Joe) be waitin in the wing with a wire coat hanger.
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Submitted by Leatherette on June 21, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Banji Girl on June 21, 2008 - 6:00pm.
She has pipes, I must admit, but when she sings she looks like she's having a seizure. It's embarassing to watch. I can just imagine the spasms she has belting this one out.
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I have pipes, too, but like Jess Simp, I can't carry a note for shit, either. Having your voice carry across a stadium doesn't a singer make.
Those slaves most likely started off as virgins, or "born again" virgins -- in other words, buying into the bs you're shilling, Mrs. W. Nice try, though.
Wait, what? That Texas cult of crazy? Those poor things look like sex slaves to me - hardly virgins. I'm talking about the power that comes with an educated spiritual choice to remain pure. I know it's a funny idea. But you meet lots of funny people here. That's the power of a witty queen I guess. Long live Michael K! Hope he comes back from Sin City with at least part of his shirt. Hope you're having fun babydoll, kisses!
Submitted by Banji Girl on June 21, 2008 - 6:00pm.
She has pipes, I must admit, but when she sings she looks like she's having a seizure. It's embarassing to watch. I can just imagine the spasms she has belting this one out.
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I have pipes, too, but like Jess Simp, I can't carry a note for shit, either. Having a voice that carries across a stadium doesn't a singer make.
"packed house", lol - panning the empty chairs.
That said, the song isn't really bad for Nashvegas country. It's respectable for that genre, not embarrassing.
She has pipes, I must admit, but when she sings she looks like she's having a seizure. It's embarassing to watch. I can just imagine the spasms she has belting this one out.
Submitted by Mrs. Westerberg on June 21, 2008 - 5:47pm.
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The power of not knowing what to do with a cock is overrated. Ask any of those dumb cunts in prairie outfits who were freed from that Mormon compound in Texas. Bartering their teenage daughters because the one and only man they ever had sex with said so -- wow, what power.
Keane, the Simpsons will do ANYTHING for attention and money, two entirely unnoble things. Both daughters have major issues with their looks (rightly) after many, many plastic surgeries. Both daughters have their life and relationships (real and fake) whored out to the tabloids, where they are humiliated daily. And Jessica's only real success is from selling tranny wigs with her only, paid friend. She is humiliated daily and an international joke. I think that's pretty despicable.
Here's the thing (why I'm finally commenting) - no one ever asked a question I could answer before! It went like this:
“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Here's a secret not everyone will - or can - tell you. There is a power that comes with virginity. It is a power nothing else can give you, not fame or beauty, and not even money. Not even money.
keane, while I agree that Dina Lohan is one of the most disgusting human beings on this planet, I can't say the Simpsons seem like a nice, normal family. That man is such a fucking PIMP, and his interest in Jessica is waaaay too creepy.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
"Leave your dishes in the sink, leave your ice cubes in your drink...just come on over". What poetry; I can't contain the pride I feel swelling in my chest for Jessica and her lyrical genius... I need a moment.
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I know I am entirely alone in this but I like Jessica Simpson and think her family really aren't that bad (with the possible exeception of Ashlee - dumb and annoying). As a showbiz family I think they come across as relatively normal, happy and caring. Yes some of the things Papa Joe says are grim and weird but I don't think he is genuinely a perv. If anything its the fact that he's her manager and is trying to sell her as a sex symbol (money always being the bottom line with him), but kind of forgets how creepy it sounds coming from someone who's in fact her parent. Having glimpsed a few minutes of Living Lohan today I am even more confirmed in my opinion that the Simpsons are nice for a showbiz family. Dina Lohan is truly one of the most hideous human beings I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes upon. No wonder Lindsay's a complete fuck up, no wonder Ali is 14 going on 29 - Jesus when I saw what their mother was like I think they've actually come out reasonably well. Why this woman ever had children is totally beyond me, all she seemed to care about was herself. And to see a middle-aged mother of grown-up children die their hair peroxide blonde and wear long hair extensions was just cringeworthy. I really pity her children as it must be hell to have a mother like her. So comparatively speaking I really don't think the Simpson family are that bad at all!
she's clinging to her guns and religion.
He didn't fit her for her training bra! Her titties weren't big enough then for him to show interest.
Allegedly he DID fit her for her first IUD, though.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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I don't feel a need to win an argument with you either.....we'll agree to disagree, but still agree that The Simpsons are gross....lol
PSL! lmao! You'll get no argument from me on THAT. "Gross" being 'kind' when it comes to describing The Simpsons.
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I don't feel a need to win an argument with you either.....we'll agree to disagree, but still agree that The Simpsons are gross....lol
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
I'm so glad she's sharing her God given talent with us. It would really be a shame if we missed out on that
*gag*
PS. No one bought her stuff when she sang pop and country fans don't want her ass either!
stupid cunt.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 4:22pm.
d.a.....HAHAHAHAHAH ...that was excellent!
., I disagree....if it was anyone else, i wouldn't find anything wrong with this hug. The fact that Papa Joe is a disgusting incestuous prick is the only skeevy part.
PSL, when a little girl becomes a woman and her fully matured breasts are smashed up against your manly chest and her crotch is up against your manly crotch then, yeah, for me that (for me) is a little off-putting to say the least. I’ve never known anyone like that in my whole life and I’ve hardly lived a sheltered one so…hmm. I guess we are going to disagree here and that’s A-OK. I’m not here to win any arguments anyhow.
i ran into her sister in the conifer forest in canada. the Ashley Simpsquirrel... a timid species...
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He helped her make her first cream pie. And I'm not talking about the Easy Bake Oven.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Meh, I haven't paid much attention Snoop for years now. Plus I saw something where he was at some country music awards show and it was just so circus-like so I just ignored it. =P
Darth Vader FTW!
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Submitted by . on June 21, 2008 - 4:18pm.
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Main pic. They had to crop that photo in order to not show her legs wrapped around his waist and Papa Joe's pants around his ankles.
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d.a.....HAHAHAHAHAH ...that was excellent!
., I disagree....if it was anyone else, i wouldn't find anything wrong with this hug. The fact that Papa Joe is a disgusting incestuous prick is the only skeevy part.
Joe.....heheheh...great mind is right....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 3:53pm.
He may not have fitted her for her first bra, but I bet he left semen stains on it.
ya know.. every time i think i'm "going too far" with an idea for a comment you prove there is no "going too far"... and i commend you for that!
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 21, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Papa Joe's peen was the first toy microphone she ever held.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gulp* *laugh*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cough* *giggle* *gasp*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Say it isn't so, DA! lmao
Papa Joe's peen was the first toy microphone she ever held.
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