Papa Joe Did Not Fit Jessica For Her First Training Bra
Jessica Simpson is doing the rounds to promote her new cuntry album. Jess talked to K-FROG 95.1 in Colton, CA about all the rumors surrounding creepy ass Papa Joe. Jess said, "There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?"
Okay, I've never heard that one before! But now that she mentions it... Papa Joe probably helped with her first tampon and first breast lump check. He's a hands-on daddy!
Jess also talked about her first cuntry album, "I really just wanted to showcase the talent that God has given me and I don't believe that in pop music I ever had the chance to stand on two feet and stand firm."
God given talent?! "The talent God has given her" would be best showcased in Hustler magazine and not in music!
Below is the entire interview with K-FROG. Big tittied frog on K-FROG!
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Submitted by Suki on June 21, 2008 - 4:11pm.
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Speaking of "urban slang" in country music, did you see Snoop Dog's latest video? You sound like you want country music to die, so your wishes may have just been answered.
PS: LOL at the avie. Genius.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 21, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by . on June 21, 2008 - 2:19pm.
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Do ya' think?? I think there's a lot of weirdness in their relationship, but I didn't pick up on that. My teenage daughter is extremely affectionate towards her father and has been since she was little. She will go to her Dad and hug him like that, especially if she's upset.
joe shmoe, meh. I could see if a person is upset and they just need to be comforted but this is pretty skeevy for a smiley, cheesed-up photo-op. Of course, it's easy to see everything 'they' do as creepy anyhow because of what we already know about Papa Joe and therefore there is already a certain 'ick' factor to him.
That being said; a full frontal hug that body-shmooshingly close seems a little 'off-kilter' imho. Children need boundaries for a reason and this photo is a prime example as to why.
I think she will fit right in because country music (as much as I HATE it, and please believe me when I say I HATE it) is not what it used to be. There used to be a very distinctive sound to that brand of music say 15 or so years ago. Now it all sounds like pop music with twagy guitars in the background along with cheesy attempts at using "urban" slang from R&B or rap music. How do I notice these things if I claim to hate country music so much? My husbands stepmonster is a nasty loser hick. Thats how.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 4:05pm.
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OMG PSL! That's not the first time we've posted almost identical posts at the same time...we must both think along the same brilliant lines, heehee
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 3:53pm.
He may not have fitted her for her first bra, but I bet he left semen stains on it.
The fine art of subtlety (and Monica Lewinsky's dress) has nothing on you, TV. Ugh. You owe me lunch. ;p
Submitted by . on June 21, 2008 - 2:19pm.
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Do ya' think?? I think there's a lot of weirdness in their relationship, but I didn't pick up on that. My teenage daughter is extremely affectionate towards her father and has been since she was little. She will go to her Dad and hug him like that, especially if she's upset.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
I've certainly hugged my Daddy like that, but my Dad doesn't make inappropriate comments about my body....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
I find this picture to be creepy....
They look too much in love with one another in it.
The talent the plastic surgeon has bestowed on her should do Hustler, there is no other talent.
He may not have fitted her for her first bra, but I bet he left semen stains on it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Judging from the picture I thought Papa Joe might have popped the question to his girl Jess
PSL, I think Taylor Swift Fan must have fled to JJ land, her natural habitat. LOL.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Last chance for fame? As long as there are infomercials, Jess has no worries.
uh-oh, Mr President, TaylorSwiftFan is gonna git ya for that one! Watch out!
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by cupid92 on June 21, 2008 - 3:16pm.
This is her last chance at fame and she knows it. I don't really pay attention to country music, but she is NO Carrie Underwood. Her voice sucks as a country singer. That's my two cents. Marry Tony and STFU
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I listen to country music and I'm sad to report that you don't need a good voice to succeed in that genre any more. Exibit A is Taylor Swift, who has now sold three million albums. Her voice is horrible, and her music is bubble gum pop with steel guitar in the background.
My guess is that Jessica will fit right in. Sad.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
cupid, who says Tony wants to marry her? lol
I agree though, this is her last chance.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
This is her last chance at fame and she knows it. I don't really pay attention to country music, but she is NO Carrie Underwood. Her voice sucks as a country singer. That's my two cents. Marry Tony and STFU
They should go on a double date with Miley and Billy Ray.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
She looks like she's ready to rub up and down him. Yuck.
Bitch needs to stop stealing from Mellencamp. It ain't going to help.
Who the hell hugs their Daddy like she is in that picture?? Very disturbing.
Submitted by Nanners on June 21, 2008 - 2:22pm.
"Yer wife don't understand you, but I do!"
Nanners, that sounds like a Country hit already!
according to papa joe "the way God made her" would have let her skip over a training bra altogether.
Papa Joe may not have done the fitting for her training bra, but he no doubt had her model it for him!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
With her incestuous relationship with her dad, she's definitely overqualified to perform country music.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Daddy is in love with you Jess. face it.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
"Yer wife don't understand you, but I do!"
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
That full body hug is a little disturbing.
I care about what she has to say almost as much as I care that Phoebe Price got her toes painted.
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He just helped her insert her first tampon!