Saturday, June 21st 2008

The Ghost Of Courtney Love

Who let out one of the ghouls from the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland?! Somebody needs to get on the phone with Miss Cleo ASAP and beg her to perform a seance to tell Courtney Love to eat a fucking Philly cheesesteak or something. Those control-top granny panties are not helping her cause either. I mean, you don't need control top when there's nothing to fucking control!

This shit is tragic! Court needs to check herself into the Wino Clinic for Trainwrecks and get her mess together.

Posted by: Michael K


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She looks like Holly Hobbie on crystal meth.

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Her skin on her face is so acne scarred. Even with her heavy makeup you can see the darken blotchs.
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eeuww, yuck, ick, *shudder* and ACK! to all those comments, respectively.

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Oh, she is definitely back on the crack.

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Her vagina has mice.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 11:21pm.
She just got done fulfilling someone's Necrophilia fantasy.
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Yeah..and he's brushing the maggots off his peen as we speak.

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She just got done fulfilling someone's Necrophilia fantasy.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 21, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Some old bitch living in a rest home is missing a pair of old lace curtains and a pair of undies.
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That's no old bitch, that's Kim Cattrall.
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*spews voddie* *slips off barstool* LMAO! You're absolutely right, darlin'!

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She is soOOOOOOOO gone!

I thought I was seeing a REST IN PEACE PIC!!!!

Bless her heart. She needs help!

She is soOOOOOOOO gone!

I thought I was seeing a REST IN PEACE PIC!!!!

Bless her heart. She needs help!

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Submitted by dead-actress on June 21, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Some old bitch living in a rest home is missing a pair of old lace curtains and a pair of undies.
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That's no old bitch, that's Kim Cattrall.

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Some old bitch living in a rest home is missing a pair of old lace curtains and a pair of undies.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 10:53pm.
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No, it's not an Olsen photo. She's not wearing any dead animals, unless you count the walrus cunt lips she stapled to her mouth.
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I bet that beaver is looking pretty much mortally wounded.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 10:49pm.

then i may as well burn my closet right now because i'm so out of vogue right now...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 10:48pm.
She's posing for an Olsen twin "after" photo.
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No, it's not an Olsen photo. She's not wearing any dead animals, unless you count the walrus cunt lips she stapled to her mouth.

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I threw out that old shower curtain she's wearing
months ago.

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Casperella the unfriendly ghost needs to ditch the hat, red lipstick on corpse face and uh... I see London, I see France.

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Submitted by parkrangerpete on June 21, 2008 - 10:49pm.
on 2nd thought, after a couple of beers, i think shes hot
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Uh...keep drinking or switch to hard liquor.

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Submitted by letinstar
it is always that season around the Olsen household.

@TV great minds....

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on 2nd thought, after a couple of beers, i think shes hot

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She's posing for an Olsen twin "after" photo.

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c love looks like a rotting sunbleached corpse...please tell me this is not the style for summer...
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If lips get any bigger, somebody is going to laugh and expose a brain....

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her face is melting.

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Courtney Love looking like this is caused by her continual drug taking. She's suffered a sort of mental breakdown (again), and has reverted to her bag woman persona. If there's a better "this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs" example to be had, I have yet to see it...

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 10:34pm.
If you take the collagen out of the lips, do you then have a flat?
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I've always wondered about that. No one ever shows the after photos.
Someone posted a link to a plastic surgery url yesterday.....the trend seems to keep going bigger & bigger ala Nikki Cox.

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You guys saw the pics of Kristin? Is that scarey or what? She needs to be in the hospital.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Those are edible panties. Limited Edition Thanksgiving dinner for 4 edible panties.
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With pudding for dessert. Mmmm.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 21, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Yes, you and Team valtrax excuse me whilst I go throw up in my mouth..

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Go to my MS and see what my doggie has done to himself...

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If you take the collagen out of the lips, do you then have a flat?

Me and Lola are sharing the same traits lately...lol.

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please
I'm her age, and I could say she's my child.
clean living has it's advantages.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 10:18pm.
D~A, I love your siggie!
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Thanks, love! How are you this evening? My baby Lola is a lazy little girl. She likes to sleep in...and I have to coax her out of her bed to for go walkies sometimes. Cute as a bug, though. My black heart melts when I see her.

ON T: I'm bettin' she reeks of embalming fluid.

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She still looks better at 43 than Amy Winehouse looks at 24. Maybe it's the wax lips.

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i heard she's starring in Powder 2.

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D~A, I love your siggie!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 10:14pm.

Don't feel bad, Courtney traded a kidney for that necklace.

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Slash is looking for a new image. He is lurking that hat on C Love's head

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Bonnie Parker has risen from the grave.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 10:08pm.
In the 1st thumbnail, is that Slash laughing at her?
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LMAO. Looks like he's been following her for a few blocks too.

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@TV, i swear to you I had that same necklace with amythst crystal when I was living in CA. I loved that crystal. traded necklace for a bump methinks.

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In the 2nd thumbnail, you can see the clean urine sample she wears on her necklace, just in case.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 21, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Yes, you and Team valtrax excuse me whilst I go throw up in my mouth..

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In the 1st thumbnail, is that Slash laughing at her?

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Between TV and Mr. Pres, I got a double shot of gag going on...eeeew. just ewwwwwww.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 21, 2008 - 10:04pm.

Just one of the services I offer.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Those are edible panties. Limited Edition Thanksgiving

Well, I have to hand it to you, just when I thought I was grossed out beyond my boundries, you took it past.

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Those are edible panties. Limited Edition Thanksgiving dinner for 4 edible panties.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 9:43pm.

You're right, PSL. For a very brief period, she was reasonably attractive. But now? I'd rather eat a pound of Doherty's dick cheese than hit that.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 21, 2008 - 8:48pm.

bitch,please.
she not only doesn't know what ivory soap is, she can't even pronuce it.

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