Saturday, June 21st 2008
The Ghost Of Courtney Love
Who let out one of the ghouls from the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland?! Somebody needs to get on the phone with Miss Cleo ASAP and beg her to perform a seance to tell Courtney Love to eat a fucking Philly cheesesteak or something. Those control-top granny panties are not helping her cause either. I mean, you don't need control top when there's nothing to fucking control!
This shit is tragic! Court needs to check herself into the Wino Clinic for Trainwrecks and get her mess together.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 21, 2008 - 4:05pm.
And think of all the money they would have saved on makeup for 'Dawn of the Dead'.
seriously, she just looks so lifelike and real! which of course... she's not
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"In Dublin's fair city,
where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone."
Submitted by luscious_t on June 21, 2008 - 9:46pm.
When the hell will the Rubenesque look come back into vogue?
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It won't, for economic reasons.
Skinny models became popular when the mass production of clothing became a reality. Curved bodies need things tailored, unless they're wearing knits; stick-like bodies can fit into anything and the fabric drapes better, without being tailored.
That's the reason for the shift in beauty ideals, and it will not change unless clothing stops being mass produced.
Things like this are why I hate capitalism.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 21, 2008 - 4:01pm.
looks like something George A. Romero would've thought up
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And think of all the money they would have saved on makeup for 'Dawn of the Dead'.
"When there's no more room in Hell, Courtney Love will walk the Earth".
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I used to really like some of her music around the time of "celebrity skin" but since then she is just another junkie loser. sad.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
looks like something George A. Romero would've thought up
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"In Dublin's fair city,
where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone."
She's on drugs again. Look at how bad her skin is.
Between her and Wino, I don't know how these two twats are still walking the streets
Between her and Wino, I don't know how these two twats are still walking the streets
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 21, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Kristen looks HORRIBLE....and this is coming from a woman who likes the skinny look.
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yes, she's another Hollyweird walking corpse. Nothing appealing at all.
When the hell will the Rubenesque look come back into vogue? Mid-America would LOVE that! We could all be smokin'. I was so born in the wrong century. :\
I blame Twiggy and Rachel Zoe.
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aphid, don't be silly! Like I care? It's just me.....if you change your mind, call me....we can have drinks and smoke too.....lol
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
PSL - hey hon
Thanks sweetie but I would never subject you to seeing me in a bathing suit. And my 1928 bathing suit is at the cleaners. But it's very nice of you to offer! xoxox
Compared to how Kristin looked before, I would say she looks better. I mean she was huge. Think back to that SATC episode where she plays some IT girl who falls out a window. I do think she lost to much. You don't want to lose your curves and breasts. Just the fat.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Hi Aphid! Sweating much? If you want to drive to the Westside, you are welcome to join me swimming today!
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
If I saw her on the street I'd think I was seeing a ghost. That's the ONLY reason I'd take her damn picture, though.
Kristen looks HORRIBLE....and this is coming from a woman who likes the skinny look.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Pix of skinny Kristen:
http://www.celebritique.com/2008/06/18/kristen-johnston-weight-loss/
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/06/kristen_johnston_60_pounds_lig.php
BTW, she claims this happened naturally
****She stopped drinking alcohol and added more vegetables, oatmeal, salads with salmon and – “crazily enough,” says the new baker – homemade fruit pies.****
source: http://ifitandhealthy.com/kristen-johnston-weight-loss/
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are people trying to say she uses (gasp) drugs?! but she's "so anti-drug"! my theory is she is protecting us from drugs by taking them all herself.
I saw some of her grotesque handiwork in a magazine today. so I am more irritated than usual at her.
The best thing about that outfit is it's easy transition from day to evening wear.
Mr Pres...I have no idea who the retard is that I quoted. She showed up out of nowhere with these enormous paragraphs defending the Whore-ess. My siggy is juts a tiny excerpt of her brilliance.
She also claims to be 5'6 and 86 lbs.....sounds like a very healthy individual. Tangerine also quoted her in a siggy...lol
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
she occasionally wanders outside to drink the blood of the innocent. nice of her to throw on her bathroom curtains and a toilet seat cover first.
Ewww, C-Love had been looking so chic and all Stella McCartney. Now she looks like C-Love circa 4 years ago. Courtney get it together.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
She's channeling her inner Olsen.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
PSL, love your siggy. But who the Hell is Kitty Zingale? Is she one of the contestants trying to be her next "best friend" on that reality show?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
she looks like an abused blow up doll in the 2nd thumb :/
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which broad from 3rd rock? jane curtain or kristen johnston?
oops sorry, didnt see the kj. haven't seen any pictures of her recently, but with how tall she is she really shouldnt lose too much weight.
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I will be happy for Frances Bean when Courtney croaks.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
She needs the control top granny panties to keep all the layers of stank together.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Old_Broad on June 21, 2008 - 1:39pm.
...that 3rd Rock from the Sun broad who lost a ton of weight
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yeah - but damn I wanna know EXACTLY how she did it!! I wouldn't get that thin - but I'd love to quickly lose my "fluff"
MK, get on this when your vacay is over - how KJ lost her weight~~
please~
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God I used to LOVE CLove. Saw a GREAT Hole show in Cinci back in '94. Talked to her and Eric after the show, got autographs, etc. She made me think of myself - if I'd allowed my id to run wild. Still like the music but hard to respect her as being a chick who's just herself after all the surgeries and fuck ups and whatnot. And I mean, at some point we all have to to grow up a *little*, no?
sad stuff
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Someone's been dipping into the Meth a little too much!!!
I think the size 0 look is only for the young. At Court's age, it only accentuates all the lines and wrinkles. Like that 3rd Rock from the Sun broad who lost a ton of weight, she just looks old and sickly and wrinkly.
It is like she thinks junkie is a good look.
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This is indeed tragic Michael K.
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She looks like a blonde Amy Winehouse. Sings just as well too.
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