Wino Is Sick
Okay, she's really sick. Okay, really, REALLY sick. Okay, really, REALLY, REALLY sick. You get it. Our little Wino doesn't have TB, but she does have emphysema. That's what her daddy, Mitch Wino, told the Daily Mail. Mitch Wino said that the docs told his 24-year-old daughter that she must quit the drugs and other shit if she wants to breathe properly again. If not, Wino could find herself in a wheelchair within a month. Well, at least she won't be stumbling around anymore?
He said, "The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn't have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity." He's also forgetting all the loose hair from her crackhive that has probably ended up in her lungs! Crackball!
Mitch is afraid that if Wino leaves the hospital now, she'll go back to smoking crack which means she could be six feet under in a couple of months.
Mitch said that Wino seems like she wants to quit all the crap. He also spoke to Blaaaake who has promised to quit for Wino. Blaaake also wants to go into rehab once he's released from the chokey. Uh...huh...Blaaake is a true crackhead through and through which means he'll say just about anything to keep his piggy bank secure.
Furthermore, Mitch has asked the drugs dealer and Dreamboat Doherty to stay away from Wino. He said, "I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either." WHAT?! Why is Dreamboat always to blame? It's not like he stuck a needle in her arm and shot her up......oh wait.
Oh Wino! Listen to Whitney Houston, crack is whack....and it fucks up your lungs!
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nope, not buying it. I think she has Emphysema like Lindsey was suffering from asthma. Like Britney was suffering from dehydration (or whatever it was). We'll never know what these idiots are "suffering" from medically. It's protected. Amy obviously has some dependencies and given recent pictures of her facial sores and extreme behavior like cutting Im guessing there's a whole5 lot more going on - and more serious than even 70% lung capacity.
I have been coming to dlisted for a while now too (probably at least 2 years) and while I may regret this I also enjoy crazy days and nights - crazydaysandnights.net (while the commenters are funny/smart wish there were more - funny and smart!). Recently there does seem to be an issue with something on the page making the load too long (ok no comment, it's still a good read).
The writing is different than MK but just as funny and its a great difference. If you're like me you wont give up Dlisted but will enjoy.
hi joe! I may not have a teenage daughter, but I was a bitchy one myself. A few years back I apologized to my Mom for a bunch of shit (nothing criminal, nothing violent) I did in my teens, and totally made her cry....hehee
Teenagers think they know everything. It's pretty laughable from an outside point of view...
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 22, 2008 - 9:51pm
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Hey Christine: I just read your message re your daughter. I'm coping with a teenage daughter too. All I can say is: My sympathies. Hang in there Girl.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Hahahahahahhaha TV....
we can always count on you....and we know you're not feeling well- you're going to bed before 2..
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 12:21am.
Alright, I'm the King of NyQuil right now, and the only thing obvious is that I'm about to sleep for about 2 days.
Have a nice night!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 22, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 12:06am.
Do I have to point out the obvious? Fish tacos!
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And sushi!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Ahhaha Team V.!
Alas. Yes. You are our King of The Obvious.
How come the obvious is so funny? I'm simple, aren't I?
Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 12:06am.
Do I have to point out the obvious? Fish tacos!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
parissucks,
This one has Team V. written ALL over it... let's just wait.
what's for the main course madam s.?
I'm too tired to come up with anything at the moment...
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
I'm actually catering the Degeneres/De Rossi wedding and we're serving Clam Chowder Crisps with a Clamato toast.
WOW! Aren't you sluts in bed by now?
I was reading some of the last few pages... WWTDD.com can be pretty funny, in a straight guy kind of way.
(Stands for What Would Tyler Durden Do?)
Once, he had a picture of Nicole Kidman, and he had some entire ranting paragraph, that if this thing showed up on his porch and didn't say "Trick or Treat" within 20 seconds, he would drive a stake through its heart.
It was really funny the way he wrote it. But he does often have pretty boob-girl pictures and says raunchy things too.
I prefer gay raunch, bein' a born fruit fly, but WWTDD.com can be pretty funny.
ON TOPIC: This bitch is going to DIE! At least Papa Joe keeps his girls in line, lest the paychecks stop comin.' But with the girls' 'careers' as they are--next stop: Porn. Or Playboy.
On that note
g'night, bitches! I love you all!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
mountain dew looks like it would taste like toxic waste.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by Mr. President on June 22, 2008 - 11:25pm.
And you can wash that down with a big glass of Clamato!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by madam s. on June 22, 2008 - 11:19pm.
I'm in the Northeast as well. I bet we can get "Clam Chowder Mystery Flavoured Doritos" here.
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Looks like the Japanese have us beat on that front.
http://www.junkfoodblog.com/2006/02/clam-chowder-flavored-potato-chips.h...
OK, not Doritos, but weird enough.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
TV: lol!
I don't like Doritos or Mountain Dew, and I believe the chip would make most people wretch. I can't recommending them for the general public.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by madam s. on June 22, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Ben & Jerry's beat them to the idea with their Slammin' Sam the Clam flavored ice cream.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Doritos: The Quest? Do they restrict sales to Hobbits?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Mr. President,
I'm in the Northeast as well. I bet we can get "Clam Chowder Mystery Flavoured Doritos" here.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 22, 2008 - 11:15pm.
It must be the weed, because I almost made puke flavored vomit at the thought.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV - I fucking hate Mountain Dew, too. That shit burns worse than Wild Turkey. For some fucked up reason, I like the chips. I think the reason is weed.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
They shouldn't even make Mountain Dew flavored Mountain Dew. That shit has the same ingredients as a car battery.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Guys, they are called "Doritos: The Quest" and come in a black bag. It's supposed to be a "mystery flavor" but it's all over the internets. I truly believe that you shouldn't eat them sober, though.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Madame S., must be a regional thing. Haven't seen them here in the Northeast.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
god i'm sorry to hear this but i'm not surprised. get well amy.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I believe certain flavors shouldn't be made into a chip. Mtn Dew being one of them.....and I love Mtn Dew Soda.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Mmmm...Mountain Dew Doritos...
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Mr. President,
I refuse to believe there is such thing as "Mountain Dew Flavoured Doritos". But yet there is Sensimina munching away... that is why I love her. Although she could be having them while on some mushroom trip. And in fact they are wood chips.
All I can think about now is Mountain Dew Doritos. Never heard of it until today. Mmmmmm.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 22, 2008 - 9:06pm.
from x17:
This time more than $10,000 in equipment was smashed, and thrown into the water, and punches were thrown.
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Whoa nelly - I got booted! I really need to stop surfing porn.
Anyhow. I LOVE this story. I'd seen the first one but I'm so glad they've organized now. It's a surfer army!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Mr.prez
It turned out to be all good.. I saw that she was not dealing, despite all the counseling I got her, and she is living elsewhere.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
CTH, I'm sorry to hear that. Makes what the cops did even more retarded.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
mr.prez
her dad is dead. I'm a widow.
that'z the only way she got away with that shit, trust.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
That's pretty messed up CTH. If I had roughed up my mom, I would be dead. My dad would have killed me.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Judge Rules That Police Can Bar High I.Q. Scores
A Federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit by a man who was barred from the New London police force because he scored too high on an intelligence test.
In a ruling made public on Tuesday, Judge Peter C. Dorsey of the United States District Court in New Haven agreed that the plaintiff, Robert Jordan, was denied an opportunity to interview for a police job because of his high test scores. But he said that that did not mean Mr. Jordan was a victim of discrimination.
Judge Dorsey ruled that Mr. Jordan was not denied equal protection because the city of New London applied the same standard to everyone: anyone who scored too high was rejected.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Sensimina
being a bitch is one thing, having your mom thrown in jail is antother
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 22, 2008 - 10:27pm.
I was a bitch to my mom in my teen years, for reasons, but I'd be dead if I laid a hand on her. We're really close now, so it's all good. I can't believe the cops did that to you, though. As we all know, the majority of cops are borderline retarded.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Mr. President, that link was so funny.....*giggling*
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Oh Mr Prez, I know all too well they exist. I'm eating a handful now. They're great munchy food. I meant I can't hand them to someone over the internets :(
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 22, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 22, 2008 -
that is so true
I put up with her emotional abuse for so many years because her dad died, yeah like I killed him.NOT
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
DAE:
Kitty just posted on the Paris thread for you....lol
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by Sensimina on June 22, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by madam s. on June 22, 2008 - 10:01pm.
you're making me blush! i would offer you a Mountain Dew flavored Dorito, but that's impossible.
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Not for long.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/773871/mountain_dew_flavored_do...
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
where's her bobby brownbear?
Don't Feed The Celebs
Mr President, every so often someone will do that here.....*shakes head*
Hey everyone, since we were talking about him earlier, I had to stop the channel flipping on Sir Sexy Badass Severus Snape......(Alan Rickman for anyone who doesn't know)
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by madam s. on June 22, 2008 - 10:01pm.
you're making me blush! i would offer you a Mountain Dew flavored Dorito, but that's impossible.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
As far as Perez is concerned, I can't think of anything more retarded than people who take pride in being 'First!!!!" to comment. Sad.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Thanks to all.
the cop was a fucking asshole (aren't they always?)
he beleived my kid's poor little me story. she outweighs me by thirty pounds. the good news? I kicked her out,and she knows I don't care if she's homeless, sorry,I will never live like that again.
she thought I would be her maid. no.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
X-17 is too far up Paris, Lindsay and Britney's asses. They never say anything negative, I can't stand it.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
what i hate is x17 actually just the ppl who comment it's all whore, stupid whore, their ppl too why don't you just leave them alone, skanky bitch and perez he post thing that has nothing to do with celebs and that stupid first shit got to stop
;p
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