Wino Is Sick
Okay, she's really sick. Okay, really, REALLY sick. Okay, really, REALLY, REALLY sick. You get it. Our little Wino doesn't have TB, but she does have emphysema. That's what her daddy, Mitch Wino, told the Daily Mail. Mitch Wino said that the docs told his 24-year-old daughter that she must quit the drugs and other shit if she wants to breathe properly again. If not, Wino could find herself in a wheelchair within a month. Well, at least she won't be stumbling around anymore?
He said, "The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn't have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity." He's also forgetting all the loose hair from her crackhive that has probably ended up in her lungs! Crackball!
Mitch is afraid that if Wino leaves the hospital now, she'll go back to smoking crack which means she could be six feet under in a couple of months.
Mitch said that Wino seems like she wants to quit all the crap. He also spoke to Blaaaake who has promised to quit for Wino. Blaaake also wants to go into rehab once he's released from the chokey. Uh...huh...Blaaake is a true crackhead through and through which means he'll say just about anything to keep his piggy bank secure.
Furthermore, Mitch has asked the drugs dealer and Dreamboat Doherty to stay away from Wino. He said, "I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either." WHAT?! Why is Dreamboat always to blame? It's not like he stuck a needle in her arm and shot her up......oh wait.
Oh Wino! Listen to Whitney Houston, crack is whack....and it fucks up your lungs!
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I like X17, too Angel_i. They are such total douchebags in the way they stalk these celebrities, yet their writers are the most fawning this side of JJ. It's pretty hilarious.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
from x17:
X17 XCLUSIVE - Surfer-Paparazzi Showdown In Malibu - Part 2!
It's happened again!
A group of idiot surfers in Malibu are just begging for trouble 'cause they decided to smack down a few more paps today on the beach!
A group of paparazzi were confronted by some local Malibu surfers yesterday on the beach as they were shooting pictures of Matthew McConaughey. Things turned ugly and one photographer was beat down and his equipment thrown in the the water (see the video below).
And now, a similar incident has happened again, just hours ago. The same group of surfers, on the same beach, approached a group of photographers and were threatening them. As the photographers agreed to leave the beach and were heading back to their cars, the surfers again, attacked. This time more than $10,000 in equipment was smashed, and thrown into the water, and punches were thrown. At least one photographer is filing a police report and pressing charges.
X17 will have the exclusive video coming soon - stay tuned!!!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/paps_on_film/x17_xclusive_surferpaparaz...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 'bout damn time the paps got a beat down!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 2:55am.
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Me - I love X-17. Now, THAT is some hard hitting news! O yeah and .
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I haven't visted britneyexperts in ages. I hate the layout. For good Unfitney goss you want breatheheavy or ubritney.com
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Sensimina,
You always crack me the hell up. Plus I think you're hot shit and smart as hell.
Christine the hoff-
I hope you never change your Dreamboat Doherty avie, I laugh every time I see it. :p
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someone call wayne newton: king of vegas! he will save our little michael! he bailed dana plato that time. (R.I.P. Dana)
Sorry Sensimina, by the time I got to the top of the page, I had forgotten who said what....I still check out Todd's page, just nowhere near as often. I also used to look at The Skinny a lot, but that Rian chick who owns the site is a fucking dumbass. That site bores me, so I hardly ever look at it either.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Nah, that sounds too tame for MK! he's probably in a vegas cell saying "Hell yeah I did, bitch! What are you going to do 'bout it?!"
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Either that or my personal favorite..."Come on motherfucker!"
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 22, 2008 - 9:51pm.
That's unbelievable. You're an adult and who gives two fat shits if you had a few beers. They shoulda been threatening to take your kid to jail for putting a hand on her mom!
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
PSL - it was me talking about what a douche the guy from IDLYITW is. Yeah, he's made me cringe, too. Perez is too stupid to be really cruel, he's just a blithering idiot, but at IDLY whatever he says things that aren't even funny, just downright mean. He also thinks a few certain dumb skanks are really hot and makes fratboy comments about it a lot. I'll pass.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Perez writes for little girls. He writes for little girls who think they're "in the know" because they hate Paris Hilton. And, apparently, also for little boys who follow them around...Actually, sometimes the rants on there are super funny nonsensical voyages through faulty logic and horrendous grammar - if you're into that kinda thing...
I'm irritated by his flirting with Canada. He keeps throwing parties here and causing the most obnoxious of suburbanites to harsh my buzz.
Me - I love X-17. Now, THAT is some hard hitting news! O yeah and britneyexperts.com.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
CTH:
That sucks. What a shitty story....
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 22, 2008 - 9:51pm.
June 29th is the 4 year anniversary of my last beer, my last shot, and my last arrest. I don't see a connection.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 23, 2008 - 2:45am.
Submitted by RichBitch on June 22, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 23, 2008 - 2:31am.
If he's locked up us Dlisters are gonna have to bail him out. I have 50p! Anyone else?
Mk is probably at Wayne Newtons house drinkimg all of his champagne.LOL
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I can't see MK drinking champagne.I see him drinming a Jack & coke.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
all i got is 30 bucks for bail i'm just a poor college student
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
madame.s
I went to jail.
my fucking bratty ass teenage daughter bitch slapped me, and I pushed her.
she callled the cops.I had two beers, so I went to jail for the night.
cops suck nuff said.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by RichBitch on June 23, 2008 - 2:33am.
I've got (wow) 20p and a half eaten Ginsters! yum!
OMG I am pathetically poor! Bloody petrol prices!
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Well I have an almost empty bottle of Vodka hidden somewhere. Does anyone have any coke? No - the black fizzy shit, not the white stuff!!
I'm so glad I dont drive! I wouldn't be able to afford the petrol prices!
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Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 2:37am.
I'm sorry, but i gigled most of the way through that. This is way I dislike cops, they spend too much arresting innocent folk & not enough time arresting criminals.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Mrs. K.,
But I love YOU! My mom is funny. Like an "artist mom". Not like a "bake me cookies and wear an apron and stay married to my dad mom".
Submitted by RichBitch on June 22, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 23, 2008 - 2:31am.
If he's locked up us Dlisters are gonna have to bail him out. I have 50p! Anyone else?
Mk is probably at Wayne Newtons house drinkimg all of his champagne.LOL
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I agree angel_i, Todd - who writes IDLYITW can be really fucking mean. He has said a few thngs that have made me cringe, and you all know I don't cringe too easily...
Half of Perez's comments are "First!", so I stopped reading them a long tome ago...but I was reading Perez when he was PageSixSixSix.com.....
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Madam S, You have told other stories about tua madre (I am not sure what language that is...I think I made it up) and she sounds like a pip!
I ♥ your mom
and you.
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God rolls in mysterious ways
I went to visit my mom once (small town) and went out at night to grab something at the store. Well, I noticed the police following me at one point and being generally weird. They pulled me over for NO REASON. (Later claimed I crossed the white line and that's why they pulled me over, I was dead sober). When they pulled me over I handed them an old license from Manhattan that I HADN'T turned in when I renewed an older license, which means I was in possession of two licenses. They handcuffed me, arrested me, put me in the car, brought me to the station, asked me THE MOST RIDICULOUS questions (like they showed me a bong and asked me what it was. I said "Um. That's a bong".) I had to call my mom and ask her to bail me out. And let me tell you... when I called my mom on the station phone and we got the giggles for about ten minutes regarding my being arrested... let me tell you, the cops were NOT happy.
She's romancing the grim reaper. At some point they're gonna stop kissing and start fucking, and that's gonna be that.
The thing about drugs and youth is that by the time you really start feeling the effects and believe you need to stop, you're body is permanently broken and in some respects its too late to heal it all.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 23, 2008 - 2:31am.
If he's locked up us Dlisters are gonna have to bail him out. I have 50p! Anyone else?
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I've got (wow) 20p and a half eaten Ginsters! yum!
OMG I am pathetically poor! Bloody petrol prices!
Submitted by Sensimina on June 22, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 22, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Um...THAT guy doesn't creep you out at all???
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Not really, because I know it's all a joke. The commentary from the guy at IDLYITW has moments that remind me of real life douchebags I've met.
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To be fair, I totally know what you mean.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by mike on June 23, 2008 - 2:27am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 22, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 23, 2008 - 2:21am.
Did MK leave anyone in charge of his bail funds?
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Do you honestly think MK plans that far ahead?? ;0)
Do you honestly think MK has bail funds?
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I think we should give him some credit!
If he's locked up us Dlisters are gonna have to bail him out. I have 50p! Anyone else?
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Madame.s
if he dies, I will for sure lose my will to hang with the mexicans and do my boot moves.
who will support us while we grieve?
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 22, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 23, 2008 - 2:21am.
Did MK leave anyone in charge of his bail funds?
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Do you honestly think MK plans that far ahead?? ;0)
Do you honestly think MK has bail funds?
Submitted by dustbunny on June 23, 2008 - 2:21am.
Did MK leave anyone in charge of his bail funds?
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Do you honestly think MK plans that far ahead?? ;0)
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Amy's dad looks very Buttafuoco-ish, at least in the above pic.
Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 2:20am.
That is really easy to picture actually :0/ He probably tried to find a hooker that looked like Unfitney & Amy & got all depressed and sad when he couldn't ;0)
Ain't that the truth!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Submitted by angel_i on June 22, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Um...THAT guy doesn't creep you out at all???
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Not really, because I know it's all a joke. The commentary from the guy at IDLYITW has moments that remind me of real life douchebags I've met.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 22, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by madam s. on June 22, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Oh my god, please don't let MK be dead. He's just hungover
If he's dead, I'm going to lose my will to live...
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we'll spend eternity in a Wino thread.
*shudders*
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
I get Elvie!
christine the hoff,
Exactly! We will both have to quit our jobs so that we can just embrace and cry uncontrollably.
Did MK leave anyone in charge of his bail funds?
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Dreamy,
I don't know... I think our beloved MK is more of a sissy than he talks himself up. If he's in the Vegas clink, I picture him curled up, phoning his mom (who's telling him "I TOLD you not to eat so much sugar!", sucking his thumb, and weeping. But damned if we don't love him.
If you have a chest cold you have 70% lung capacity, it's not that big of a deal, yet another attention whore press release from Daddy enabler. I am kind of sick of the whole Amy thing, there are so many other talented English girl singers around now. If you want to listen to the best of them, see who Ronson is working with.
All of this is like the Lohan stuff. She had a good CD, she is a drug addict and throwing away her career for drugs and alcohol and BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE, and is known more for being a fuck up than a performer now anyway.
Submitted by madam s. on June 22, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Oh my god, please don't let MK be dead. He's just hungover
If he's dead, I'm going to lose my will to live...
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 22, 2008 - 8:11pm.
I enjoyed I Don't Like You In That Way for awhile, but it's never updated and sometimes the guy who writes it creeps me out.
I think Drunken Stepfather is kinda funny.
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Um...THAT guy doesn't creep you out at all???
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 2:11am.
Oh my god, please don't let MK be dead. He's just hungover, or otherwise engaged with Vegas hookers, right??
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Nah, that sounds too tame for MK! he's probably in a vegas cell saying "Hell yeah I did, bitch! What are you going to do 'bout it?!"
Or passed out outside somewhere. Which ever sounds more likly!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Oh my god, please don't let MK be dead. He's just hungover, or otherwise engaged with Vegas hookers, right??
I enjoyed I Don't Like You In That Way for awhile, but it's never updated and sometimes the guy who writes it creeps me out.
I think Drunken Stepfather is kinda funny.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
It is sad that wino has a death wish, she does have an amazing voice.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
I found Dlisted last year, when he was posting about the Emmy's. I just loved his writing style. Dlisted is much better than most goissp blogs out there. They either aren't updated enough or have shitty writers. In some cases both!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Submitted by mike on June 22, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Between the homosexual community, the Latin community, and the overweight community, I can't believe someone hasn't offed him just to rid themselves of one more embarrassment.
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Mike, back before I found DListed I read Perez. A lot of the comments were about what a dumbass Perez is. People called him on shit all the time about how he was a disgrace to the gay community, Latin community, etc.
Then he got fed up and started IP blocking left and right anyone who talked shit on him. I got banned for spamming his comments telling people to go to Dlisted instead. I've only been back a couple times since then...I mean all that slow fatass does is self-promote.
After he started censoring people his comment numbers plummeted. Now the only people left on his site are dimwits and kids in junior high. I've wondered why the media panders to Perez so much. It's because he appeals to the lowest common denominator.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
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wow you think this is true? I think its bullshit..to get us to feel bad if she dies... so they can say she didnt die from drugs but from some other disease. Maybe they just told her that to get her to stop
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The war isn't working.
I first liked Defamer (I was a big Gawker devotee until a few months ago), but found it wasn't updated often enough. I then went to Socialite's Life until I had a falling out with the chick who co-edits the site. Then I came to dlisted, and I was sated.
Thanks for clearing that up everyone! :)
I don't remember how I discovered DListed (a few years ago now I think! whoa!) but it's been a daily ritual ever since! I have no desire to ever visit the awful Perez site again.