Wino Is Sick
Okay, she's really sick. Okay, really, REALLY sick. Okay, really, REALLY, REALLY sick. You get it. Our little Wino doesn't have TB, but she does have emphysema. That's what her daddy, Mitch Wino, told the Daily Mail. Mitch Wino said that the docs told his 24-year-old daughter that she must quit the drugs and other shit if she wants to breathe properly again. If not, Wino could find herself in a wheelchair within a month. Well, at least she won't be stumbling around anymore?
He said, "The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn't have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity." He's also forgetting all the loose hair from her crackhive that has probably ended up in her lungs! Crackball!
Mitch is afraid that if Wino leaves the hospital now, she'll go back to smoking crack which means she could be six feet under in a couple of months.
Mitch said that Wino seems like she wants to quit all the crap. He also spoke to Blaaaake who has promised to quit for Wino. Blaaake also wants to go into rehab once he's released from the chokey. Uh...huh...Blaaake is a true crackhead through and through which means he'll say just about anything to keep his piggy bank secure.
Furthermore, Mitch has asked the drugs dealer and Dreamboat Doherty to stay away from Wino. He said, "I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either." WHAT?! Why is Dreamboat always to blame? It's not like he stuck a needle in her arm and shot her up......oh wait.
Oh Wino! Listen to Whitney Houston, crack is whack....and it fucks up your lungs!
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Between the homosexual community, the Latin community, and the overweight community, I can't believe someone hasn't offed him just to rid themselves of one more embarrassment.
RichBitch: Before I discovered dlisted, I used to go to Perez. This was a few years ago, before he got "popular". I went for the comments. His writing is atrocious, but there were fewer commenters and they were funnier. Then I found dlisted...
i'm listening to her cd now and thinking about this. she needs to get her shit together cuz shes got some talent.
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Her dad treat her so good.She should be happy.But she still smoke...Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
This reminds me of a short skit by Cheech and Chong called Testimonial-- "Hi, this is R. Zimmerman for the Americal Cancer Society. I used to smoke about 22 packs of cigarettes a day <**wheeze**>, but since I've lost one of my lungs, I've cut my smoking in half <**wheeze**>
Submitted by RichBitch on June 22, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Totally OT but I ventured to Perez's site after reading about his spat with Lily Allen and please someone tell me why it's so popular when it's SO dull and boring? He can't write for shit (unlike MK who has me LOLing everytime I visit) and he's not funny or witty (unlike MK, whose acerbic biting wit I want to bottle), so why is he so popular? I don't get it. *shrug*
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How in the hell is she gonna sing when she got no lungs?
wait a second... did we all overlook blaaaake's pledge to give up drugs? amy's dad totally buys that.
you know britney has tried that line 1000 times with jamie so he'll let her see adnan.
OK, Coutney Love, the ball's in your court. How are you going to top this one? Rabies?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
to balenciaga..
hehe... i'm glad you like it. :)
poor jamie. he probably spends hours every day on these simple tasks.
britney was maintaining better than amy because britney eats. although mitch appears to have a scholar in eating.
@ RichBitch
perez is popular because - most of his readers are teenage girls who have yet to develop a fully functioning brain.
A lot of people go there just to hate on him (a wonderful commet left by a fan: Perez needs to get gang raped then burned at the stake. I'm gay and I'd love to piss on this motherfucker!! What a waste of a person.
Truley an inspiring person.
Perez doesn't hold a candle to MK. Perez's readership IQ is -100
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Totally OT but I ventured to Perez's site after reading about his spat with Lily Allen and please someone tell me why it's so popular when it's SO dull and boring? He can't write for shit (unlike MK who has me LOLing everytime I visit) and he's not funny or witty (unlike MK, whose acerbic biting wit I want to bottle), so why is he so popular? I don't get it. *shrug*
methinks amy wino has been listening to Brit Brit Spears. she took the brit's famous "eat it, lick it snort it fuck it" to the extreme
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Well, I'd give you a credit card, but I used my Amex to hit a face I didn't like. I lose more credit cards that way.
-Karen Walker
Where is everyone? you can't ALL have lives surley??? ;0)
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
TB, emphysema, herpes, restless leg dyslexic attention disorder.... whats the ufcking difference.
"Wino doesn't have TB, but she does have emphysema."
Ok. Whatever.
will wino be one of those people riding around on a scooter and hooked up to an oxygen tank? maybe that's what her plan was all along...
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sexy motherfucker...
Yeah. trigger finger. ;)
I don't know how the fuck that happened. I took forever for it to be posted and then BAM! three of them in a row.
WTF? My computer is smoking some of Amy's crack. Sorry guys.
Wow, Wino's still sick. You know, she's looking a lot better since I've had a few beers. Maybe that's the secret: more beer for Mr. President.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
fuck. I am sorry, I don't know how that duplicated.
Hey Aubrey.....got a case of "trigger finger"?
hehehehehe
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 22, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 22, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Yes, it's very good. I recommend it.
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Thanks!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
thanks joe! ....though there are a couple of guys I find sexy as hell, that people looks at me like , "wtf?"
hahaha
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by justjane on June 22, 2008 - 1:47pm.
70% lung capacity for someone of her cadaverous size and probably limited activity level doesn't sound fatal.
But Christ! Emphysema at 24!!!??? She must be inhaling something constantly. And I think the disease is progressive, especially if you continue to smoke
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yeah, she will be fucked in a few yrs, if she stays on drugs and/or doesn't die soon. Her dad said she would become "invalid" and wheelchair-bound, or dead.
I will add that she will end up having to carry a portable oxygen unit with her to concerts... while in a wheelchair. Yeah, that's a glamorous life. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yes.
MAYBE this time she will get it? Nah.. probably not.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on June 22, 2008 - 3:26pm.
I doubt you're retarded and you're welcome!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 22, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Alan Rickman is a sexy Badass.
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PSL you have great taste in sexy Badasses (can that be plural?)
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Sorry, but this guy can't help Amy like Jamie did -- Jamie had to basically get a court to give him custody of his daughter because she was insane, dangerous and unable to care for herself.
Amy is not insane. She's just a bigot junkie who is choosing to self-destruct. Sadly you cannot take control of a loved one's life just because they want to kill themselves with drugs, no matter how much you might want to.
So when is Mitch going to come down with Amy's disease since he's spending so much time with her?
She's a death sentence!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 22, 2008 - 1:28pm..
Take the total air volume of both lungs for a person that age and size, then reduce by 30%. It's a long way from fatal. A lot of TB sufferers used to have one lung removed; they'd go on to lead normal lives
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Thank you for using it in layman's terms for my retarded brain.
she's too good to risk it
Don't Feed The Celebs
I'm almost glad she got the disease. Maybe now she'll take her life more seriously and stop smoking crack.
Your face!
are we sure its just "crack"
AND another thing...
amy's pops reminds me of Fat Bastard from that Mike Meyer's movie.
I've said it once - I'll say it a hundred gOD damn times.
Smoking is ufcking gross!
And dumb.
Like right up there with that pumptarded View chick's thinking that the world is FLAT.
PSL i doubt it crackheads can't stay still unless she is really cleaning up hahahaha sorry
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
She got Emphysema? Great.
Is She gonna die soon?
I'm so over this piece of trash.
Die, Wino, die. We need the space here for Phoebe price!
Amy is online on MySpace now....think it's really her? lol
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everyone is wondering why mitch doesn't do what papa spears did it's cause he doesn't want to he said blake asked him to move in with amy to watch her but he won't cause he doesn't want to wtf if he really care about his daughter he would do everything and anything possible to help her like jamie did
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Alan Rickman will always be known as criminal mastermind Hans Gruber in Die Hard. He was awesome in that.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I just found my new siggie...Thats hilarious!
*** take the medicine from the doctor not that baggie of pills from some guy on the street, wear panties, don't bring home any strangers.***
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 22, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Alan Rickman is a sexy Badass.
He was a great choice to play Snape in the Harry Potter movies.....he kicks ass in every part he plays.
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Talk about sexual overload. Alan Rickman AND Gary Oldman in the Prisoner of Azkaban and Order of the Phoenix.
I was drooling!
we talking Alan rickman??
oh HELL YES
I was watching robin hood going, kevin costner who?
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
I was just listening toj wino and babyshambles over on you tube..
the fuck is up with these truly talented people destroying themselves?? I mean, yeah, time honored tradition, jimi, janis joplin, etc, but shit!
plus, I if petey was sober, I wouldn't have the worlds most funniest avvie, I guess.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 22, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Yes, it's very good. I recommend it.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
PAGING PAPA SPEARS PAGING PAPA SPEARS we got another train wreck one worst than your eldest daughter circling the drain .can you believe that she actually worst the britney you know brit looks at her and think damn y'all at least i'm not that fucked up
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
talk about a train wreck. what's worse are the maniacs on that show Baby Borrowers on NBC that lend out their kids to hapless teens who couldn't care for a hamster
Hey bitchez!
I'm sick of Wino taking so long to do a new album. I'm listening to her cd right now trying to stay cool it's like 103
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
I just saw him in 'Dogma' last night; lovely no member crotch shot in that movie... kinda creeped me out.
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
Mitch looks pretty "healthy" if you consider healthy well fed. Wonder what him moobs look like. Bigger than Amy's?
@ boomsy - here you go! haha, me too!!
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b170/Luna83/dah16.jpg
@ Migraineuse - nope, is it any good?
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~