Wino Is Sick
Okay, she's really sick. Okay, really, REALLY sick. Okay, really, REALLY, REALLY sick. You get it. Our little Wino doesn't have TB, but she does have emphysema. That's what her daddy, Mitch Wino, told the Daily Mail. Mitch Wino said that the docs told his 24-year-old daughter that she must quit the drugs and other shit if she wants to breathe properly again. If not, Wino could find herself in a wheelchair within a month. Well, at least she won't be stumbling around anymore?
He said, "The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn't have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity." He's also forgetting all the loose hair from her crackhive that has probably ended up in her lungs! Crackball!
Mitch is afraid that if Wino leaves the hospital now, she'll go back to smoking crack which means she could be six feet under in a couple of months.
Mitch said that Wino seems like she wants to quit all the crap. He also spoke to Blaaaake who has promised to quit for Wino. Blaaake also wants to go into rehab once he's released from the chokey. Uh...huh...Blaaake is a true crackhead through and through which means he'll say just about anything to keep his piggy bank secure.
Furthermore, Mitch has asked the drugs dealer and Dreamboat Doherty to stay away from Wino. He said, "I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either." WHAT?! Why is Dreamboat always to blame? It's not like he stuck a needle in her arm and shot her up......oh wait.
Oh Wino! Listen to Whitney Houston, crack is whack....and it fucks up your lungs!
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“I'm all polish and reward; when I'm confident, I'm hopeless; just like everybody else, right before they fall apart"
-Chris Cornell "Follow My Way"
it is sad if amy's dad can't figure out what jamie did. he could probably call jamie and ask him!
I imagine it is a lot of common sense things... take the medicine from the doctor not that baggie of pills from some guy on the street, wear panties, don't bring home any strangers. but I am not sure if what works with britney will work with amy. their personalities aren't alike.
Speaking of the hotness that is Alan Rickman, did anybody else see "Snow Cake"? I watched it last night.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
@DAE: Ooh, give me more!!! Love me some Alan Rickman!!!
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
Um, where I come from, 70% is the lowest C you can have. Granted, there's still more lung capacity there than she's burned up, but it ain't good ...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 22, 2008 - 4:01pm.
NICE AVIE MR.PRESIDENT......lmao
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Thanks. He's Lindsay's replacement as Ariva's spokesperson.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Bye balenciaga!
NICE AVIE MR.PRESIDENT......lmao
Sheeps, remind me to hide the meth pipe from you......and NO BUYING any SUDAFED!
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“I'm all polish and reward; when I'm confident, I'm hopeless; just like everybody else, right before they fall apart"
-Chris Cornell "Follow My Way"
Oh well, when her voice blows she'll break her expensive crack habit. I say it's for the best
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 22, 2008 - 8:54pm.
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I don't understand how this supposedly 'loving' father didn't have his drugged out daughter locked up in a straight-jacket years ago? What kind of parent just sits idly by and watches their child DIE on PURPOSE?
@ Sheeps - OMG, LMFAO, that's it I'm adding that line to my siggy!! It's true!! I wasn't looking for something else and I saw that and *had* to share!!
@ angel_i, Oh, I forgot today's Sunday isn't it? I'll start puttimg NSFH! hehe damnit, you werent meant to figure that out! Oh well at least i know you wont work out my OTHER fetishes!! ;0)
NSFH (In a really, really, REALLY GOOD WAY, HOT DAMN!!)
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What that bitch needs is some protein shakes and some goddamn YOGA, away from all media attention. I'm such a fan of her voice but this shit is too much. I don't buy the I hate myself therefore my crack addiction is justified schtick. She's spoiled and arrogant, no matter what we can glean from arm chair psychotherapy that explains the behaviour, that IS the way she's been conducting herself. It's like a perverse narcissisum turned inwards but ultimately for attention.
Who wants to wager how soon it'll be after she's released that we see her, ciggie firmly in the corner of her mouth? I truly think she, like Blohan, Parasite, & Shitney, thinks the rules don't apply to her.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by ESE on June 22, 2008 - 3:37pm.
if i had a nickel for every time i stumbled across an escort chained to my radiator... i'd have enough money to chain an escort to my radiator!
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Yeah, sugar & when you get busted - go for the Lohan defense.."That's not my radiator."
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
I wonder if MK is alive...I keep hitting refresh!
we have a huge storm heading in so I need to get off of the computer. See all of you later! Have fun! Bye PSL, Sheeps, Dreamy, Socky, Mrs.K, I know Im missing some. Remember Romper Rooom? I always waited for that bitch to say my name. Never once.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by madam s. on June 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
My professional opinion would be she can scuba dive, but no smoking underwater.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 22, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I'm like a bee to honey when I see the letters NSFW.
I know! I'm the same way when someone says "Don't use up all the meth" or "Don't touch the switch to the respirator."
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
Sheeps,
So she should postpone her scuba diving trip?
I did some quick research, and I'm sorry to report that, with only 70% lung capacity, she's going to have trouble when she gets out really drawing on a crack pipe.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
How is Wino's condition her drug dealer's responsibility? I'm pretty sure that he didn't put a gun to her head to make her buy drugs.
Say it with me: Drugs. Are. Bad.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
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there goes her singing career.
70% lung capacity for someone of her cadaverous size and probably limited activity level doesn't sound fatal.
But Christ! Emphysema at 24!!!??? She must be inhaling something constantly. And I think the disease is progressive, especially if you continue to smoke.
Sheeps, I'm like a bee to honey when I see the letters NSFW.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mitch Wino is no Papa Spears...Only papa spears can save her now!!!**********************************************
Well, I'd give you a credit card, but I used my Amex to hit a face I didn't like. I lose more credit cards that way.
-Karen Walker
parissucks,
I know, right? I mean, Shauna Sands' brain is running at 2% capacity... now THAT'S something to worry about. They should put her in a wheelchair. (Plus less wear and tear on the lucite heels that way).
Submitted by Sheeps on June 22, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 22, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Angel, I trust your judgment: it's bad. Should I look at the NSFW link or drive by haughtily?
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In truth, it's not nearly as notable as the crack death. You could, likely, wait until something better comes along:)
Did you know it was the modern computer's birthday on Friday? It's 60!
PS. I really think Pete Doherty is the least of his worries. He should start with the people whose names he *doesn't* know.
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
madam s, well then she's JUST FINE...what the hell is everyone so worried about?
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“I'm all polish and reward; when I'm confident, I'm hopeless; just like everybody else, right before they fall apart"
-Chris Cornell "Follow My Way"
Submitted by angel_i on June 22, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Angel, I trust your judgment: it's bad. Should I look at the NSFW link or drive by haughtily?
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
70% is a passing grade with a B-. Not bad. That's AT LEAST safety school material.
Team Wino!
Submitted by ESE on June 22, 2008 - 3:26pm.
meh, i'm survivin'... you and Lola hangin' in there?... has she eaten her "lamb chops" yet?!LOL!
OT: "Who the hell put the hat on the bed"
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Baby Lola loves her lamb. It gets dusty so into the washer it goes. She looks for it in the hamper once things have been dried and folded. It's the weirdest thing. Lola lurves her lamb.
ON T: That dead horsehair beehive looks more lifelike than Wino.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Sheeps on June 22, 2008 - 3:33pm.
if i had a nickel for every time i stumbled across an escort chained to my radiator... i'd have enough money to chain an escort to my radiator!
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 22, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Oh, I just stumbled accros this (NSFW!!! I mean it, NSFW!!)
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Ugh. I'm not AT WORK!
PS. I just realized we all know a little secret about you now, tho...you got a fatty fetish! Cute:)
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 22, 2008 - 11:29am.
Oh, I just stumbled across this (NSFW!!! I mean it, NSFW!!)
Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 22, 2008 - 3:24pm.
d.a., I though Heather Graham looked pretty that shade of blue....hehehee
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Yeah, blue was a very becoming color on Heather...in a "I'm dead" sort of way. lol
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
"those to take responsibilities"
err.. don't you become a crackhead to avoid responsibilities?? what's mitch smokin???
Sorry to say, this news is only going to make her hate herself more. She'll need to be kept institutionalized indefinitely to keep her from cutting/smoking/huffing herself to death inside the year.
I'm fucking sad to see you go, Amy, but it's not like you didn't have every goddamn opportunity to make a better choice.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on June 22, 2008 - 12:02pm.
I am still trying to google to figure out what exactly 70% lung capacity is.
Take the total air volume of both lungs for a person that age and size, then reduce by 30%. It's a long way from fatal. A lot of TB sufferers used to have one lung removed; they'd go on to lead normal lives.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
I think I have found something that may be relevant to the 70 percent lung capacity question.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by dead-actress on June 22, 2008 - 3:23pm.
meh, i'm survivin'... you and Lola hangin' in there?... has she eaten her "lamb chops" yet?!LOL!
OT: "Who the hell put the hat on the bed"
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
Speaking of my GF Keira, I saw pix of her on another site (with Sienna Miller, with whom she's filming something) and she looks awful: far too thin and sickly.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
d.a., I though Heather Graham looked pretty that shade of blue....hehehee
"A fucking Sheriff's Convention...why couldn't it have been a Tupperware convention?"
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“I'm all polish and reward; when I'm confident, I'm hopeless; just like everybody else, right before they fall apart"
-Chris Cornell "Follow My Way"
Submitted by ESE on June 22, 2008 - 3:15pm.
well hello there, dahlin'!!
OT: "Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles."-"Drugstore Cowboy"
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Hello, love. How are you this afternoon?
ON T: Truer words were never spoken. Remember the dead body scene?..having to drag it out of the attic? Ugh.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 22, 2008 - 3:16pm.
damn straight!!... gotta admit, that movie got me addicted to William S. Burroughs
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
She is pathetic and if these reports are true, I am afraid she'll soon be gone. Get your death pool bets going, my friends, "cause I don't think Mitch Wino can work any Jamie Spears miracles.
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ESE, I LOVE that movie.....LOVE it.
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“I'm all polish and reward; when I'm confident, I'm hopeless; just like everybody else, right before they fall apart"
-Chris Cornell "Follow My Way"
Submitted by dead-actress on June 22, 2008 - 3:09pm.
well hello there, dahlin'!!
OT: "Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles."-"Drugstore Cowboy"
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
Fuck, I tried to figure out whether 70% lung capacity was dangerous or not, but all the sites I went to are medical professional nerdos talking in some language that I didn't know existed.
Fuck it. The bitch is sickly and we all knew that already.
Wow. I wonder if she can make it even if she completely stops with the drugs now. And she's only 24! She must've been smokin 24/7.
Submitted by ESE on June 22, 2008 - 3:03pm.
see ya, Sock!... always great to see you!... and good to know those monkey anger management classes didn't work!LOL!
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Be glad Little Socky's kick reaches only to your shins, honey. lol
ON T: Another father who pimps out the tragic life of her daughter for a few gold pieces.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 22, 2008 - 3:00pm.
see ya, Sock!... always great to see you!... and good to know those monkey anger management classes didn't work!LOL!
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."