Sunday, June 22nd 2008

Wino Is Sick

Okay, she's really sick. Okay, really, REALLY sick. Okay, really, REALLY, REALLY sick. You get it. Our little Wino doesn't have TB, but she does have emphysema. That's what her daddy, Mitch Wino, told the Daily Mail. Mitch Wino said that the docs told his 24-year-old daughter that she must quit the drugs and other shit if she wants to breathe properly again. If not, Wino could find herself in a wheelchair within a month. Well, at least she won't be stumbling around anymore?

He said, "The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn't have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity." He's also forgetting all the loose hair from her crackhive that has probably ended up in her lungs! Crackball!

Mitch is afraid that if Wino leaves the hospital now, she'll go back to smoking crack which means she could be six feet under in a couple of months.

Mitch said that Wino seems like she wants to quit all the crap. He also spoke to Blaaaake who has promised to quit for Wino. Blaaake also wants to go into rehab once he's released from the chokey. Uh...huh...Blaaake is a true crackhead through and through which means he'll say just about anything to keep his piggy bank secure.

Furthermore, Mitch has asked the drugs dealer and Dreamboat Doherty to stay away from Wino. He said, "I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either." WHAT?! Why is Dreamboat always to blame? It's not like he stuck a needle in her arm and shot her up......oh wait.

Oh Wino! Listen to Whitney Houston, crack is whack....and it fucks up your lungs!

Posted by: Michael K


Mr. President's picture

Is it just my imagination, or does it appear that Mitch is rather enjoying this whole circus?

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Call him Cleopatra because he is the Queen of de Nile. He's always had this attitude. She only does it because her friends do it. As soon as she has babies she will magically stop.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I agree Deb

I however, have not moved on from Amy...I still listen to her a lot. She'll never be my beloved Fiona Apple, but I love her music.

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Devore's picture

ride it until the wheels fall off, eh amy?

mr winehouse cant blame anyone else for his daughter substance abuse problem, including her husband.

if he wants to go there, "bad parenting" is classic blame/excuse/cop out.

My estimate of the chance that Mitch's plan is going to work is roughly zero.

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DebFrmHell's picture

I do not for on minute believe that she has emphysema. I believe that her lungs have ruptured blood vessels from smoking too much crack. I believe that with antibiotics, it will clear up within the week. I believe that within the week she is released, we WILL be reading about this stuff again.

What I KNOW is this. Unless Amy W. and ONLY Amy W. bottoms out or dies she will not quit without professional help. Addicts are always chasing the first high they got because the first high is the best ever.

Blame whoever you want Mitch, but the decision to straighten up lies in a hospital bed inside your daughter's head.

The emphysema..all spin for sympathy because it is a grimmer diagnosis than "serious case of loser/addict"

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Awesome, Bradiful. The way you kick troll ass on here, I knew you were an action fan. ;}

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Damn! Wino managed to destroy her world around the age when most of us are just getting started.
She must have been doing a fucking bunch of shit than most knew about to get this bad...if the "emphysema" story is true. If she passes (and I hope not) there will be a justified medical ailment on paper instead of some drug overdose. Even in death, they try and save face. Sad.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 23, 2008 - 2:53am.

Amen Pres. Fucking waste of talent.

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Do we really care at this point? Seriously. I think everyone's anticipating her demise any day now. In which case, we can all move on and mourn her the way people mourn Janis Joplin and say "oh, it was such a tragedy." Besides, I have already moved on to Duffy.
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jackie's picture

how come all the crackheads i know and see are old as hell? how did they make it? anywho, amy has no body fat whatsoever so i don't even see how she is living now. her major organs are working overtime.

Cubanita's picture

Hey Wino Daddy, there's always going to be drug dealers. You need to be tied to your daughter's hip like Daddy Spears.

Get the courts to make you her guardian & don't leave her side if you want her to see her next birthday.

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Mr. President on June 22, 2008 - 1:45pm

You sig, I just watched Die Hard.....

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Green Is Good's picture

What did the drug dealers do? Tie her down and FORCE her smoke the crack? Bitch, pleez.

Mr. President's picture

Lost all sympathy for the Wino. She had everything going for her and she threw it all in the toilet. It's not a matter of if, but when she will die from the drug use. You can blame the dealers and Blaaake all you want, but in the end Amy is the one responsible for this mess.

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Leatherette's picture

24-year-old ... that is just sad. Her producers, managers, all need to stop pimping this fool NOW. This is just beyond ridiculous.

This is just outright depressing. How can someone so young have this level of self-loathing? I mean really? You have to hate yourself a LOT to want to throw your life away at this age. Just a tragedy.

Mr. President's picture

If the crack dealers are about anything, it's taking responsibility for their actions. Nice try, Mitch.

OOPS. Bradiful already pointed that out. Sorry.
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simoneenomis's picture

If she can't breathe, she defiantly can't sing! The one thing she has going for her... someone needs to tell her that if she hasn't (and she hasn't) figured that out yet.

I can't decide who is more detrimental to Crackhouse: her managers, her dealers, Doherty, her whole family, Blaaaake, Blaaaake's family or Crackhouse herself.

I'm surprise Daddy Crack didn't blame his daughter's spiral on Bush, Duffy, the media or global warming. But then again the week just started.

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Get well soon, Wino!

This is one crackhead worth rooting for!

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EmmaB's picture

Aww no. Despite Amy's flaws, I'd never wish that on anyone. I hope she kicks the habit once and for all now.

parissucksliterally's picture

Blaaaaake will quit for Amy. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.....

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Migraineuse's picture

Yeah, I know how most of you feel about Wino, but I still love her and hope for her recovery.

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Aphid's picture

Goddamn that's a lot of fucking crack she must have smoked, to be this bad in such a short time.

angel_i's picture

Looks like we should have postponed father's day until this week!

Now Amy Winehouse IS the perfect PSA.
Lung disease is not nearly so glamorous as OD.

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big balls's picture

oh yes... plea to the drug dealers and crackheads... thats a sucessful tactic... these so called care takers and friends of winos are so delusional....

futhermore.. i can't wait to see if she will clean up or die... seriously.. only wino will tell...

this bitch is a comedic drug rollercoaster

parissucksliterally's picture

It will also kill her career, if she's worried about that at all..... If you can't breathe Amy, you can't sing.

I say that, because she doesn't seem to care about dying.

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"I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either.

- Yes and they know who YOU are.
Responsibility? Um, they're drug dealers Mitchikins.

I can't wait to see Wino on wheels.
No, I can't force myself to feel bad. The only one responsible is Wino herself.

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