Shouldn't They Be In Mourning?
First things first, I think I may have booze poisoning, so please bare (typo and keeping it) with me today. I mean, you know you're a different kind of drunk when you're barfing up 100 proof alcohol. Anyway, I had a reason to booze away in Vegas this weekend. I am still suffering at the sudden loss of an American treasure, Mimi La Rue. Obviously, that fugly ass hag, Tori the Hutt, could care less!
Mimi's sexy body is still warm and Tori is acting like the nation hasn't suffered a tragedy! I drowned my sorrows in a half-yard while Tori and her creepy ass husband smiled for the paps in Beverly Hills.
I can't even deal with creepy husband's painted toe nails right now. This confirms his straight doucheness. No dude that takes it in the ass would ever choose that shade for his toe nails. I mean, is that maroon?! TACKY! He might as well have gotten gold rhinestones on the tips.
Wenn, Splash
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Suki- I prefer the face she's making in the third thumbnail. It reveals her to be the clueless twat she really is.
I hope he cheats on her and leaves her to marry the other woman. Then she would have material to write a sequal to her autobiography. GAG!
It looks like her forehead is trying to hide under her hair.
If a man IS going to get a pedicure, at LEAST chose dark colors! Black, dark green, maybe neon orange. That color makes his toes look filthy.
But that's the least of his problems. Look at the bleached blond mess he's married to.
Submitted by Triscuit on June 23, 2008 - 8:43am.
LOL it IS nice color my sissy wears it...just sayin tho! =P
I forgot to add that Clairsse is dead on about Eddie Izzard being the only man able to pull off wearing nail polish. Love him!
Have a nice day everyone, I'm off to get my learn on for a few hours.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
And what's up with the look on her face? She must be disgusted at something.
From The C Word: "I guess when you are essentially a lazy, talentless freeloader who is being kept by a stupid, rich woman, you'll do anything your bored wife asks....including letting her paint your toe nails."
"As for Tori, it certainly doesn't appear that she has any girlfriends to do stuff like that with (not to mention shopping)."
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Good answer, C Word!!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 8:42am
hee hee thanks...its the avie that ive been waiting for =D
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Submitted by von3248 on June 23, 2008 - 9:33am.
My guess is his ex- is just fine w/ him not seeing the kids. After the shit Whori has said about her publicly, can you imagine the way she'd try to twist those kids' views in private?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I think Tori's hubby looks kind of mildly hot, but the painted toe nails don't do anything for me. This is probably Tori's idea of "hip."
On another topic, it seems MK can't stand his alcohol like he used to. Byotch is getting old! Haha. I drank like a fish all week-end and I'm feeling fine.
Hugs and kisses Byotch!
Bitch needs to have that face slapped off her chins!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Maybe he painted his toes to cover up toenail fungus - I can just see that little critter on the tv commercials digging away under those nails.
lmao, drink gatorade MK! eat some damn cheeze-its! it's ghetto, but it has worked for me!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 10:54am.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
We he better cut it out, or i'm sending Peter Griffin in....
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I agree. Either that, or RuPaul. Death'll stop complaining once RuPaul gets in there. Or kill us all...
How was your weekend?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Maybe it's just me, but i would MUCH rather see fungus-ridden toenails than polished toenails on my boyfriend. Man feet and pedicures just don't mix.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
That's not maroon nail polish, that is toe nail fungus.
"Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 8:51am.
tonicbitch!
ME TOO!!! It's so wrong, but i can't stop myself."
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It's like a sickness isn't it? Anyway, these two are very point-and-laugh worthy. And the only time I've ever seen a guy (straight or gay) with toenail paint is on halloween. So maybe it's Halloween every day for them. That would explain a lot (like her face).
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LOVE CARROTTOP,
We he better cut it out, or i'm sending Peter Griffin in....
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Submitted by KobeLover on June 23, 2008 - 10:49am.
Can someone explain to me why a straight man would paint his toes? I don't even know of any gay men (and I know several) that paint their toes. It's really disturbing.
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I guess when you are essentially a lazy, talentless freeloader who is being kept by a stupid, rich woman, you'll do anything your bored wife asks....including letting her paint your toe nails.
As for Tory, it certainly doesn't appear that she has any girlfriends to do stuff like that with (not to mention shopping).
(Sorry, feeling a bit stabby today: it's Monday and George Carlin died.)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 23, 2008 - 10:47am.
Why does George Carlin have to die while these useless fugs go on stinking up our planet?
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Because Mr. Death isn't getting laid anymore. He has to punish everyone else somehow.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
tonicbitch!
ME TOO!!! It's so wrong, but i can't stop myself.
On Topic: The only man that can pull off nail-polish is Eddie Izzard. Period.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
When my hub was asleep once I painted his toenails. He didn't notice it for a while; it was quite amusing when he did.
Where's STELLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!?!?!?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Mimi LaRue, Cyd Charisse & George Carlin are too much to lose in one week. This world is cruel.
L♥VE,
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"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
Can someone explain to me why a straight man would paint his toes? I don't even know of any gay men (and I know several) that paint their toes. It's really disturbing.
His feet don't even look masculine. It's the oddest thing.
The funniest pic is the one of him looking at his cell phone reading something really important. Does the guy work? He just seems like the type that's going to cheat. (And he did it before!)
Why does George Carlin have to die while these useless fugs go on stinking up our planet?
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
I don't want to, but I keep clicking back to this page to stare at his feet. They are so ridiculous it's funny.
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Submitted by The C word on June 23, 2008 - 7:40am.
I bet his favourite drink is vinegar and water, he is that douchey.
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and his salad dressing of course! (SNL reference for the youngsters)
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ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Her face looks so ugly!Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.
Submitted by Suki on June 23, 2008 - 10:41am.
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SHUT UP♥
That is my FAVORITE color!
nice av,by the way!LOL...
Haha Suki, nice avie.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
OMG>>!>! Is he for real?
Who does that?!!? I mean my bf does my nails (every 5 months haha almost never) and he paints half of my toes and fingers, but he knows I appreciate it, only 2 times has he let me does his toes and then take the nailpolish right away.
This guy here went to the salon with Tori and had a pedi and then nailpolish.....creepy, seriously weird.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
look at the expressions on those faces.bleh!!!!...Mr. Creepy is probably ready to do another runner, Mimi was the best looking member of that family may she rest in peace!!!
What self-respecting, testosterone riddled man wears fingernail polish on their toes? And an obvious COLORED one at that?
Weirrrrrrrrrrdooooooooooo
somebody had a tummy tuck?
Well now that it's been said and upon further inspection it DOES look like fungus. But I'm sure it's "I'm not really a waitress" by OPI. =P
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
I bet his favourite drink is vinegar and water, he is that douchey.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Looks like foot Fungus more than toe polish....
Fungus-Among-us
This is why the world is f*cked up. This worthless pig and her tool husband can lunch and spend and fug up the world with her fugliness, and yet, George Carlin is dead. Hopefully, what comes after death makes life here seem intolerable. Otherwise, there's no damn justice in this world.
Those are DEAN'S toes? Are his feet dead? Is that why they look like that? Maybe he used to be black like Michael Jackson. Same color on the underside of MJ's nails.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 8:34am.
What a couple of fruitcakes. I bet he bedazzles his weiner too.
AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
He just looks so... unkempt. And child toucher-ish.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
What the fuck is this fucker fucking thinking? Fuck. That's the only word i have to this fucker. Fuck. George Carlin dies, but this fucking POS is still walking the earth.
Hey Stock,
Any word on the peeps??
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
What a couple of fruitcakes. I bet he bedazzles his weiner too.
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So...umm...whatever happened to his OTHER kids with his ex-wife?
If you are famous (even if talentless like Tori), why on Earth would you not be suspicious of a guy who dumps his family to be with you???? Wouldn't you suspect that maybe he is just using you to make a name for himself or reap the benefits of your fortune?
Wait a sec, didn't she leave her ex-hubby to be with him too?
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
Love his thongs! I would beat a man if he wore those around me!
That dude needs to take lessons form this lady
(SFW - yes really!)
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They're all fug & need to go drown someplace.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
I forgot to add...what fucking kind of face is she making in the top pic? LMMFAO. Seriously that pic is hysterically funny at this hour. =P
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Only trannies or pre-op gender benders wear nail polish on their toes.
Take your pick for this asshat.
WHY does he have his toe nails painted? I don't get it. Please don't tell me this is the new thing for straight men. They're feminizing them more and more. I can't take anymore of these metrosexual messes that do their eyebrows and get mani/pedis. No, no no!!!!!
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There is something very, very wrong with this dude!!!
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Dean is beyond disgusting.....at least I haven't seen any of their stupid promotions being written in the sky lately.....
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina