Monday, June 23rd 2008
Groupie!!!
Jenny Aniston is currently in London waiting for her soon-to-be stalking victim, John Mayer, to join her from Denmark. John is getting ready to start his UK tour with Jenny joining his entourage. You know bitch is just there to make sure Mayer keeps his "Dominican penis" in his pants! John probably doesn't even know she's there. He's going to be shocked when he realizes that the crazy woman in the front row, throwing her bra at him and screaming "Why won't you fucking marry me asshole?" is actually Jenny Aniston.
Here's Jenny leaving LAX to stalk John in London. Notice the Smart Water? Product placement!
Wenn
Submitted by K2 on June 25, 2008 - 7:49am.
and when you're 40 someone should throw your ass in a nursing home! You apparently think 40 is so old. It's not sweetheart. Jen's overall physical appearance is great. Why shouldn't she show off her body? What should she be wearing on a beach? a moo moo and socks with her sandals?! You want to talk disgusting and immature go look at jolie's hideous tattoos. Now go eat another tub of ice cream and continue to stick pins in your jen doll. Retard.
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oh yeah somebody will be thrown over and be written in a blog right Mayer? So now half of the population of US are disgusting and immature coz they are tattoed. And you're the one who is retard including your idol..now suck some lemon and go screaming on the ocean i'm done with you Jenniloony.
Submitted by Bleeh on June 25, 2008 - 8:17am.
Submitted by K2 on June 25, 2008 - 7:49am.
Oh Jenniloony, correction your idol is not number 2 but number 1 on the list. Don't shoot the messenger, i'm just the bearer of the news. Does it hurt when your idol is shown in the bad light? Well she's a BIG FRAUD and if you tell me again she's classy, kiss my ass, a woman turning 40 and still showing her butt every chance she got, oh snap that's the only good thing about her the bod and butt. Suck it jenniloony. Oh btw i'm not whoever you think I AM.
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and when you're 40 someone should throw your ass in a nursing home! You apparently think 40 is so old. It's not sweetheart. Jen's overall physical appearance is great. Why shouldn't she show off her body? What should she be wearing on a beach? a moo moo and socks with her sandals?! You want to talk disgusting and immature go look at jolie's hideous tattoos. Now go eat another tub of ice cream and continue to stick pins in your jen doll. Retard.
Submitted by K2 on June 25, 2008 - 7:49am.
Oh Jenniloony, correction your idol is not number 2 but number 1 on the list. Don't shoot the messenger, i'm just the bearer of the news. Does it hurt when your idol is shown in the bad light? Well she's a BIG FRAUD and if you tell me again she's classy, kiss my ass, a woman turning 40 and still showing her butt every chance she got, oh snap that's the only good thing about her the bod and butt. Suck it jenniloony. Oh btw i'm not whoever you think I AM.
Submitted by Bleeh on June 25, 2008 - 6:34am.
Right on MK .. this chick is really a groupie and was listed as number two in the cougar list in HW that was how she is viewed in HW. Prowling and looking for a younger man to get laid bwahahahh!! pathetic. Hey Jen how was it being on the other end of the "golden shower" maybe you should get together with Jessica Simpson and compare notes?? on being JM's new toilet!!!
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This person reeks of Jenfraud. Is it possible to register under 2 different names on this site? Just the "bwahahahh" and the "golden shower" talk is such a dead give away. You've now stooped to an all time low. Too embarrassed to give up your real name because everyone on this site despises you? Honey, go back to Perez and Just Jared. That's more your speed. She's been dating the guy 3 months and all of a sudden she's considered a cougar in hollywood?! you're the biggest fool going. Madonna married someone younger as did demi moore, julia roberts, courtney cox, and I'm sure a ton of other woman. But all of a sudden jen made her way to the top of the list. Get over yourself. You're so full of shit, your breath stinks!
Right on MK .. this chick is really a groupie and was listed as number two in the cougar list in HW that was how she is viewed in HW. Prowling and looking for a younger man to get laid bwahahahh!! pathetic. Hey Jen how was it being on the other end of the "golden shower" maybe you should get together with Jessica Simpson and compare notes?? on being JM's new toilet!!!
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IT IS NOT 1998 PLEASE GO AWAY U CANT ACT 4 SHIT!!!!!!!!
"as funny as a rubber walker in a nursing home" Dot, did you pick that up from me...I am the only one I ever heard say it. Made it up out in Florida because they didn't like Jeebus on rubber crutches.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 10:52pm.
hahaha
Deb, you are as funny as a rubber walker in a nursing home. No, wait, lassy. You're as funny as a rubber snake in a picnic basket, no wait, you're as funny as a plunger on a witch's broom.
Anddddddddddd, scene!
Well, I have lurked around this post for sooo long that I am a page 2 kind of gal...
I overdone it. Gone to Spider Solitaire because in some towns down in south TX., that is considered to be hard work.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by lindsayshan on June 23, 2008 - 10:36pm.
From what home of origin country are you living?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 10:33pm.
That's my subhuman side. He's in charge after 6.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Jenny is my favorite.She look so hot.I saw some new privacy news about her on site
-----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 23, 2008 - 10:33pm.
that i can agree with!... well not yours, mine!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Submitted by Team Valtrex
Hi TV, you made me cry today with your seven words on George Carlin. You had better stop showing us your human side.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 23, 2008 - 10:29pm.
OK, that was just a euphemism. Jen can still suck my cock anyday.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn...
so far, we have counted the fans. the total is one.
lol.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 23, 2008 - 10:27pm.
hey, hey, hey!... pudding pops are my bit!... stick to push-up pops!LOL!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Honestly, I can't believe that there are people that fn stupid and tasteless out there. I thought, surely she's fn with these folks. I work with teenagers for a living; I use Parasite Hilton as a pictoral cue for the word "dissolute". They even get her complete skankiness. But then again, I am from the east coast... Perhaps she has a following in California???
Jen can lick my pudding pop anyday.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 10:15pm.
logic to the illogical... hhmm.. nah!... i'll stick to offering pudding pops!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Angie's horror filled twat has GOT to be better then Jenn's cobwebbed twat.
Submitted by Aunt Bea
Aunt Bea you are sooo right. If I were him I would have rather had a bislutal, blood-vial/flower press-wearing, brother-tongueing, orphan-gathering cunt, TOO! Makes life sooo much more interesting, ya think?
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
At least kitty has stayed in one thread, Gwad help us all if she makes her way into others.
Even Carmine "The Big Ragu" Raguso couldn't dance his way out if that.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
ESE you are going to get a reputation for going after the young, the ignorant, and the misinformed. (please cyberstalk the over 18 yr olds, we KNOW they never lie about their age)
I have been trying to engage them in logic so now I see the error of my ways...LOL
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
I never understood what Brad saw in this chimp.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!
Bradi, you always make me laugh. So take that! ((winking furiously))
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 10:08pm.
oh, come on! kitty's a sweetie... she's silly, i like her!... delusional and sad, but i like her!LOL!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
aaah Kitty. She is now an UnOffical Olympic Blood Sport. Just like the good old days in the Colosseum de Roma.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 9:59pm
I thought of Lenny and Squiggy too, LOL!!!
Great, now I'm singing to myself the Laverne & Shirley theme song....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Ha! I wouldn't mind tearing into the little hearts and OMG bitch that has been defending the virtue of Parasite Hilton.
Bradi, hahahah, Lenny Kravitz? When she came up with that correlation I thought about Lenny and Squiggy first.
JenFraud is a tad bit...well, let's just say that the lights are on, no one is home, and the dogs are barking in the yard.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
@GonnaBurn, sorry but I have been feeling very thoughtful today.
As for snarking, put on some protective gear because we roll alittle different here....
LOL. Quit lurking and pull out some knives and join the fun.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
See, they ALWAYS take the live bait.
By the way, who's Lenny?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
@deb
I see that now. I am just lurking and observing the snark flying about; that was refreshing.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on June 23, 2008 - 8:41pm.
@amie-
um...thank you. I wrote that.
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@amie-
That was one of the most well-written posts I've read since I began visiting Dlisted. Nicely done!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco
I couldn't help but to giggle on that statement. Have you met Kitty Zingale yet??? More vapid with less vocabulary than our friend here...Look on Paris Hilton Puppy Post. I needed a translator who spoke fluent dumbass just to get thru it...LOL
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
LOL Deb,
I do have my suspicions who she considers an acceptable role model--given her hard on over "charity" work...
Twittle dumb here is the dlisted equivlant of a male nipple. There hasn't been a semi-regular poster with less contributions and as much as it kills me to say it, Even IT had moments of pure brilliance with her absolutely moronic statements, inability to comprehend the simplest of arguments, and of course, unintentionally funny siggy fodder.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on
Hi IDML, I have been faithfully waiting all day long to find out who in this society she considers to be a good role model and all I ever get is a driveby HateOn.
I keep thinking maybe her parents have found out she is on the 'Net again or she is forgetting to delete browsing history.
Methinks she does have a bigger hard on for Mrs. K. than she does for Aniston...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
I love how all of that drug/attention/incest addicted slut with anus lip's fans all sound as if they are from Victorian England in regard to what is "proper" behavior for a woman. If you don't like quote unquote "pathetic" women, I suggest you stop humping your tombraider poster and find a new idol. I'd NEVER want that heroin addicted, selfish skanks's life for a second. She's so fucking trite with her new personality every few years to suit her PR image, her lame attempts to be worldly and poltiical fail--I'd give that pseudo-intellectual mental masterbation piece a C- at best if it came from one of my Freshmen, and her blatent disregard for the mental and physical wellbeing of her children are astounding. If you're sooooo obsesed with outign a fraud, maybe you should focus on Angelina Jolie.
Oh wait, most people don't fall for her lame PR bullshit. At least those with brains don't.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
So, Ms. 'inquiring minds' = pot-kettle, take your pick here with the screen names that's after whom they hate/love: BRADIFUL BITCH, Angelina Jolie-Pitt, Viva la Lohan. Are you by any chance creaming yourself thinking of Lenny?
I don't hate Jennifer Aniston, I just despise her so much, who gives us women such a bad name, frivolous, weak, pathetic, and worthless all the while desperately lying, manipulating everyone trying to prove otherwise
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Actually I am the one who asked you the pertainent question so, rather than to attack, Mrs. K., why don't you just give a solid answer?
I have posted several things on this thread that I would like you to take the time to read. Perhaps you will see where we are coming from. From that base we can share knowledge without being so "harsh"
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
So, Ms. 'inquiring minds' = pot-kettle, take your pick here with the screen names that's after whom they hate/love: BRADIFUL BITCH, Angelina Jolie-Pitt, Viva la Lohan. Are you by any chance creaming yourself thinking of Lenny?
I don't hate Jennifer Aniston, I just despise her so much, who gives us women such a bad name, frivolous, weak, pathetic, and worthless all the while desperately lying, manipulating everyone trying to prove otherwise.
i bet she dates haley joe osmond next
Don't Feed The Celebs
Yeah, Jen is soley ruining the fucking environment! It's not any worse than idiot celebrities who fly via private jet to and from other states or countries leaving jet fuel emissions in the air or take helicopter rides constantly and drive around in their SUV's and on motorcycles! What about all of us dumb asses that still use the plastic bags at the supermarket - when we know that buying a canvas bag has become the rage? How about we get on the companies' ass who make the plastic bottles? I'm sure Jen recycles...idiot.
THANK YOU JEN for filling up landfills and producing toxins with all of your fucking water bottles. I want to force her to drink from the doggie fountain at the park.
Douche Mayer cannot shut his pie hole. He will be flapping it about banging her as soon as this summer fling is over. Jen should watch out.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
It's a good thing she didn't have a baby with Pittiful, since he wasn't staying with her anyway. Obviously she was smart enough to realize that.
It's true that she has a close group of friends, made her own money, minds her own business.
As for visiting Mayer on his tour, it's not like she's giving up her job at Walgreens to follow him to a bowling alley in Madison. It's a European tour. Good for her.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 4:48pm.
In the Rosie the Riveter days, as the men went off to war, women went out and did the jobs that were needed and did a damn good job of keeping the country running. Then lo and behold the men came back and we were expected to go back to our lives of marriage and children before the age of 35.
Some women didn't agree with that and found they were happier taking care of themselves or got married and didn't have children. Society labeled the singles either whores or spinsters or worse yet (lesbians!). The ones that married and didn't have children were whispered to be ((barren)).
Sixty+ yrs later, bra burning, glass ceiling strides aside, Society still feels the need to place all of womankind into categories as defined by those old dated guidelines.
Example: Even today, with SATC being hailed once as ground-breaking and the ultimate chick series/movie wants everyone to be happy and partnered. The marriage to Mr. Big...and all is right with the world.
Jennifer Aniston went the route of the Glass Slipper and it didn't work for her but she handled it with as much grace and style as anyone can fathom. She had a husband that she loved. She never said that she did not want children. My guess is that there were serious trust issues. It didn't work for Brad Pitt, who was busy sticking his dick where it did NOT belong, yet she is branded as not wanting children, so that turns into the age old discussion of hatred but never answers the question of why.
Sorry for the rant but it pisses me off that anyone has the right to choose for another human what is right or what is wrong with the way they have chosen to live their lives.
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Excellent post!!!
I listened to some of the douche's interview and he reaks of insecurity.
deb from HEAVEN not hell, that for shizz bizz!