Monday, June 23rd 2008
Groupie!!!
Jenny Aniston is currently in London waiting for her soon-to-be stalking victim, John Mayer, to join her from Denmark. John is getting ready to start his UK tour with Jenny joining his entourage. You know bitch is just there to make sure Mayer keeps his "Dominican penis" in his pants! John probably doesn't even know she's there. He's going to be shocked when he realizes that the crazy woman in the front row, throwing her bra at him and screaming "Why won't you fucking marry me asshole?" is actually Jenny Aniston.
Here's Jenny leaving LAX to stalk John in London. Notice the Smart Water? Product placement!
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In the Rosie the Riveter days, as the men went off to war, women went out and did the jobs that were needed and did a damn good job of keeping the country running. Then lo and behold the men came back and we were expected to go back to our lives of marriage and children before the age of 35.
Some women didn't agree with that and found they were happier taking care of themselves or got married and didn't have children. Society labeled the singles either whores or spinsters or worse yet (lesbians!). The ones that married and didn't have children were whispered to be ((barren)).
Sixty+ yrs later, bra burning, glass ceiling strides aside, Society still feels the need to place all of womankind into categories as defined by those old dated guidelines.
Example: Even today, with SATC being hailed once as ground-breaking and the ultimate chick series/movie wants everyone to be happy and partnered. The marriage to Mr. Big...and all is right with the world.
Jennifer Aniston went the route of the Glass Slipper and it didn't work for her but she handled it with as much grace and style as anyone can fathom. She had a husband that she loved. She never said that she did not want children. My guess is that there were serious trust issues. It didn't work for Brad Pitt, who was busy sticking his dick where it did NOT belong, yet she is branded as not wanting children, so that turns into the age old discussion of hatred but never answers the question of why.
Sorry for the rant but it pisses me off that anyone has the right to choose for another human what is right or what is wrong with the way they have chosen to live their lives.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
devilgirl on June 23, 2008 - 4:31pm
So over the weekend I was in line grocery shopping and of course the magazines are right there, on the cover of one it said Skeletina's heart was captured by some little African boy and they are going to adopt again.
This guy behind me, straight suit wearing guy looked at it to and said "I am so sick of her. I used to love her but now, I think she's sick or something."
I laughed, he laughed, a moment of laughter at Skeletina's expense, it was magical.
I do wonder where the magazine thought she has an actual heart though.
On T: Jen's hair looks nice.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
@Bradiful Bitch- Skeletina is adopting and having so many children so she can finally have friends that won't leave her nasty ass because she is such an ignorant bitch. Her herd of children have no choice but to talk to her, that is until they emancipate themselves from her as soon as they are able!
Oh hell.
Jen's public enemy #1 is here, super freakin' duper.
*casts line with live bait*
At least the Brad LOOKED happy when he was with Jen.
Now he looks straddled, rattled and beat.
And AND Jennifer has FRIENDS, real live people type friends, Skeletina has who, exactly?
On T: She was born to be mild.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 12:59pm.
But it not's about Jen, really. I hate a lot of celebrities, heck, that's why I am here.
[I ♥ dlisted]
But no matter how much I hated a celebrity *coughcoughCourtneyLovecoughcough** it would never occur to me to adopt a cyber-persona dedicated strictly to hating on that celebrity. I just don't understand that mind set. I mean, where does that weird kind of energy come from?
I'm just sayin'...my mind is boggled.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
Mrs K.,
OH, i know you aren't a Aniholic =)
I agree she was good as Rachel...I wasn't overwhelmed by The Good Girl...
I think to the Brangelina lunatics though, Jennifer will always be Enemy #1.
Deep down, they know Angie is a husband stealing 'ho, so they have to rip Jennifer apart to justify the betrayal and lack of morality.
.i.e., Jennifer is a talentless souless cold woman, Brad had no choice....
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Mrs K,
The Holie Mother has commanded her flock to preach the evils of Aniston.
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Believe me, I am no Jennaloonie. I thought she was perfect as Rachel Green and I have enjoyed her in some of her movies. I think she is a good comic actress. I have no idea what she is like IRL and I don't give a flying rat's ass if she is the biggest fraud ever known to man or beast. As a student of human behavior, however, I am fascinated that someone would choose to create a cyber identity used for the sole intention of "exposing" Jennifer Aniston.
WHY?!?!?!?!
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
MrsK:
THANK YOU! I understand the hatred for Paris and Britney, but what the hell has Jen ever done that was so awful?
I am no Jen loonie by far, I just don;t see why she is so hated.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Deb, you nailed it on the head why I like her--she has class. She ALWAYS conducts herself with grace, class, and truly seems content with herself and her life. Nor is she some desperate media whore who changes on a backyard deck so the paps can grab a nipple shot either.
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Mrs K,
The Holie Mother has commanded her flock to preach the evils of Aniston.
Word.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 23, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Inquiring minds want to know, doll face.
Why do you care so much about exposing the "fraud" that is Jennifer Aniston? Why is it so important to you? What did she ever do to you? I'm curious.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
J Fraud, why is it when I was thinking of people who want to see desperation in Jennifer Aniston but leave unfulfilled, you were one of the first ones to come to mind?
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
K:
I say it again, now that I know what's really your problem. No matter how much you miss "Brad 'n Jen", he isn't coming back. He doesn't care for your Jen now. He has a family now. I know the reality is hard for you. So sorry I know you really NEED him to care for your little wittle JenJen :(
Sorry Kizzy but I see no desperate in Jennifer Aniston. She surrounds herself with people she loves and trusts, she takes good care of herself, she is always working though clearly she doesn't need to, and she has been through a very public hell without throwing too many stones.
In fact, instead of talking about Brad Pitt in terms that would have made George Carlin proud, she tried to make light of the subject. (the Billy Idol thing made me laugh)
Maybe that is why people hate on her so much. They thought she should be out publicly flailing her hands and telling the press what a no good SOB Brad Pitt was for leaving her the way he did.
Instead they call her vanilla. I think it is a matter of class, however.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 3:11pm.
AJP,
"i think she is just constipated."
Good call! Nothin a good poop won't cure.
Maybe she wants us to give her a cleaveland steamer?
I would so shit on that beyatches chest!
AJP,
"i think she is just constipated."
Good call! Nothin a good poop won't cure.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
smart water is fucking delicious though..
Jenfraud:
But that's where this middle-aged woman stopped growing as a person
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But you spend all your time posting negative posts about Jennifer Aniston. Never see you post on any other threads. That's not much growing as a person either.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 23, 2008 - 2:47pm.
K:
Oh yes, your Jennifer went on some charity event recently and raised $100k! Wow! That's a lot for someone worth $110M and for a woman who said "Charity isn't my thing". I guess getting papped with her boyfriend-du-jour melted her cold heart a bit? LOL!
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why is charity the end all be all with you? Who the fuck cares how much money she has contributed? I guarantee that you don't hear about most of her contributions because she's not out there spreading the word like Ms. " I need praise for the good that I do" Jolie! So now you hate her because she hasn't depleted her bank account for the sake of 3rd world countries? you have a screw loose and not a leg to stand on with your pathetic arguments about jennifer. Go find some friends or atleast a support group to help you with your "addiction" towards celebrities that you don't like. It's scary how unstable you sound.
I know KD! She never has bad hair day....except that one time she cut her hair chin length.....that was a mistake.
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".......and a taste of love is worse than none at all...."
-Smokey Robinson and The Miracles
Her hair is so perfect that it almost doesn't look real! Gosh I hate that!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Wow! It's like "Clash of The Titans Part II: When Lunatics Attack
yeah i dont even think jenfraud is a fan of mine.
i think she is just constipated.
Wow! It's like "Clash of The Titans Part II: When Lunatics Attack"
Jen pathetic
Angies a whore
Jen is a lozer
Angie is insane
My dad can beat up your dad!
Hey, there's a Johnny Depp thread!
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
K:
Oh yes, your Jennifer went on some charity event recently and raised $100k! Wow! That's a lot for someone worth $110M and for a woman who said "Charity isn't my thing". I guess getting papped with her boyfriend-du-jour melted her cold heart a bit? LOL!
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 23, 2008 - 2:43pm.
I think youre turning cuntanese
I think youre turning cuntanese
I REALLY THINK SO!
I let brad fuck her still since i still fuck james. It is not cheating if it is just sex in the butt.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 23, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 1:16pm.
isn't she too old for this nonsense? This is the kind of stuff you do when you're 19
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But that's where this middle-aged woman stopped growing as a person. A real 19 yr old would have a lot more wisdom and maturity than this pothead loser. Hair, body, tan, hair, body, tan... that is all there is to this person. Even if you aren't Brad Pitt anybody would get bored with this in a few years tops.
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Fraud: when will your jealousy end? Again your stalking Jen on another Jen thread. You must be bored and going through withdrawals without any new Jolie news. Don't worry, once the twins come she'll be whoring the entire family out to the papz. We know she needs her validation and can't be out of the limelight for long. It must really irk you to no end that because you're tied down to children, you no longer have a life. Jen worries about her appearance just like the rest of hollywood - so what if she tans?! She has no one tying her down - she can come and go as she pleases. It's NOT everyone's mission in life to fly to war zones, hang out with refugees and adopt children even though they are single and don't have a partner to help raise a child. She's in touch with herself. She is happy with herself. She doesn't need to accumulate kids to make her forget her issues and try and fill some kind of void like Jolie. She works on herself. Which is the best thing a person can do before they take on the huge responsibility of having babies to raise. It's call being a mature adult. Something your idol can't seem to fathom. Jolie runs from her problems - or dabbles in drugs, inappropriate relationships and sex to forget about them!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I agree to an extent, Jen bugs the shit out of me because she seems so desperate, like one of those women whose self-image is so tied to "having a man" they're not functional without one. That is my gripe with her. Don't mope if you're single. I know part of it is media-contrived, but she either willingly feeds into it, or she really is that desperate. Either way, she needs to quit.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by K2 on June 23, 2008 - 2:32pm.[Brad] Doesn't want her, but would rather no one else have her either!!!
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Ah ha! The truth just came out! So that's what it is, isn't it, you little wittle JenFans still burning a withering candle years after the Prince left your fallen idol, your alter ego, JenJen. You really NEED to believe Brad still cares for JenJen. Oh my. If you have an ounce of reasoning left in you, how could a man with almost 6 kids, Angelina, production company, and acting schedule, possibly "looking over" his millionaire ex-wife with nothing else to care but herself? The poor thing is so pathetic, she can't fend for herself??? Awww! Really K, your delusion is so sweet, that it smells so bad. LOL!!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 2:36pm.
The C word,
She's a bit vanilla but she has a rocking body, never done anything offensive and he's a douche, but i got not prob with these two.
Maybe vanilla dulls douche-osity.
Oh...and i have to say it..."Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!"
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Vanilla describes it perfectly!
And yeah, I hate Mondays (but not yet about to snipe people from my window to avoid going to work). ;)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Wow, it was so strange to read that linked interview with John Mayer from two years ago where he basically says that Brad Pitt is the luckiest bastard on earth since he's with Angelina. Yikes!
Jen does look great -- nice make-up/skin and her hair looks incredible.
Here is a thought.
She bought into the Prince Charming/Happily Ever after.
And he took off with a heroin-huffing, man- stealing, runts-gathering, bisexual cunt.
Why is it in 2008, society dictates that all women must have a mate and children before age 35? If you don't you are considered a failure? And why as women, does this continue to be a source of dislike for Aniston? That she looks happy and content is not enough? Why does everyone seem to think that Brad Pitt has a Golden Rod between his legs and after him no woman should be complete? All the women in his life have moved on...and are happy.
Time for the Angeloonies to do the same.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 2:35pm.
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that's some clever thinking! So if the twins are a boy and girl do you think you will teach them that "thing" that you and James Haven do?
YES! In fact, I have the Karamel Sutra on tape and i have the little head phones on my belly so the twins can practice in utero!
On the sonogram they are making out! Its sooooooo cute!
The C word,
She's a bit vanilla but she has a rocking body, never done anything offensive and he's a douche, but i got not prob with these two.
Maybe vanilla dulls douche-osity.
Oh...and i have to say it..."Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!"
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 23, 2008 - 11:24am.
I feel the exact same way.
I only got the second aisan one so i could date him when my mid life crisis kicks in.
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that's some clever thinking! So if the twins are a boy and girl do you think you will teach them that "thing" that you and James Haven do?
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
I thought this was the chicken cuntlet page with TeaBow Price!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 2:20pm.
HERE HERE!!! I second that emotion!
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Hi Clarisse!
I was feeling a bit uppity when I wrote that....think I was still pissed about it being Monday and about Carlin's passing, and needed to purge.
Seriously though, I think she carries herself well.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
This girl just can't catch a break! If she isn't dating anyone then it's because she's a loser, a bad actor,a has been, a needy whiner and too old. If she is dating someone and actually wants to spend time with him, she then becomes a stalker, needy, clingy, doing PR, along with all the other absurd bullshit theories you few idiots have. Geez leave her alone already. She's a great gal, stop being so jealous of her life. And I do agree that when her love life is on an incline, Pitt's will be on the decline. That's just the way it goes. Pitt will probably have mommy call Jen just to find out what the real deal is and of course to extend his genuine concern if he thinks John isn't right for her. Just like he apparently did when she was seeing Paul S. Doesn't want her, but would rather no one else have her either!!!
Ignore the bore
ignore the whore
ignore the eyesore
works wonders
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 2:22pm.
OOOh shit. Angelina Jolie Pitt in the heazy
How's Maddox and Z??? They're my faves, the other two, not so much
I feel the exact same way.
I only got the second aisan one so i could date him when my mid life crisis kicks in.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 2:22pm.
OOOh shit. Angelina Jolie Pitt in the heazy
How's Maddox and Z??? They're my faves, the other two, not so much.
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You cant play favorites with kids, they'll grow up with complexes....
If it were you or me and our boyfriend invited us to visit him on his tour, whats the problem? People who have something bad to say about this, are just jealous. She is beautiful, without having to be all glammed up. She has a beautiful body, and she is happy. She is filthy rich and will be forever and ever thanks to "Friends" and she acts pretty well I think, better than Angalina Joile. I like them both, don't get me wrong, no loonie here, BUT Jennifer is happy, beautiful, with a younger boyfriend who probably asked her to meet him at his tour. Does she need to sit home at home and do nothing? Let her live her life. If I were her, I would live it up, she has no children, no responsibilities except to herself. GOOD FOR HER!!
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
OOOh shit. Angelina Jolie Pitt in the heazy
How's Maddox and Z??? They're my faves, the other two, not so much.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 23, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Im sorry i should have looked both ways.
I had no idea there was a crazy bitch crossing sign on the shoulder of the road.
Submitted by missy on June 23, 2008 - 1:44pm.
this seals the deal for me: aniston bites it
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You know, I think I'm with you on this one.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 2:17pm.
. - Ignore ignore ignore!!!
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That'd make a good song title...you could rhyme it with Elenor, before, core, sore, bore, lore, more, etc...
The possiblities are endless!
Man....Thats childsplay....ive done soooo much worse, but I dare not speak of my atrocities lest they come back to hunt me...
The stalker said HUNT!
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The C word
"I don't usually comment on Aniston threads since I don't usually have anything to say about celebs who don't flash their vaginas, lose their kids, kill small animals, steal/cheat on spouses, get arrested, get drunk/drugged out in public, etc.
Good for them. "
HERE HERE!!! I second that emotion!
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
logging onto yahoo messenger, for all who care (wink wink)
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 1:16pm.
isn't she too old for this nonsense? This is the kind of stuff you do when you're 19
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But that's where this middle-aged woman stopped growing as a person. A real 19 yr old would have a lot more wisdom and maturity than this pothead loser. Hair, body, tan, hair, body, tan... that is all there is to this person. Even if you aren't Brad Pitt anybody would get bored with this in a few years tops.