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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 23, 2008 - 2:11pm.
LoLo,

we used to do the stupidest things because of beer.

I remember we went to Las Vegas when we were 18 (many many years ago!). Here's what happened:

1. One friend collected beer glassed from all the casinos we went to every nihgt. He stuffed them under his shirt and leather jacket. We don't know why, but we had a super large collection of beer glasses as souvenirs.

2. At Caesar's Palace we took pictures in front of the statues, placing our hands in inappropriate places. I posed "dancing" with Caesar.

3. We played "I'll-throw-you-a-beer-and-you-catch it-while-you're-diving-into-the-pool." If you miss, you have to chug the beer. No one caught the beer. EVER.

4. That same afternoon we piled into this oversized 70's car and drove to Salton Sea. While driving there and everyone totally wasted, my friend said, where are we going? for like the 15th time. We said "SALTON SEA!!!" She said, "We're in Salt Lake City???" NO! SALTON SEA!! Even when we got there, she said, "This is Salt Lake City?" We just gave up trying to explain it to her.

5. We left L.V. for the drive home that night. Still drunk. The car broke down on the way out of LV. We didn't know what to do, so we opened another case of beer and danced on the car. Hood, roof, trunk. 6 of us. Truckers were honking their horns at us.

I don't remember what happened next, but we did make it home eventually.

TRUE STORY.
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Man....Thats childsplay....ive done soooo much worse, but I dare not speak of my atrocities lest they come back to hunt me...

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 2:17pm.

Sorry. You're right. Not worth it.

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3. We played "I'll-throw-you-a-beer-and-you-catch it-while-you're-diving-into-the-pool." If you miss, you have to chug the beer. No one caught the beer. EVER.
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DD, I have that one beat:

My friends and I got high one afternoon, and two of them decided to play catch in the pool. One would go under and catch, while the other threw it.....here's the catch; It was with a CINDER BLOCK.

Yes, we took that dumbass to the hospital with a split open head.

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-Smokey Robinson and The Miracles

I must say that is some well-held and handled SmartWater she's got there. She might as well just take a big slurp and go "ahhhh, that's the stuff." I guess she's gotta make money somehow while her movies fail to ignite.

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LoLo,

we used to do the stupidest things because of beer.

I remember we went to Las Vegas when we were 18 (many many years ago!). Here's what happened:

1. One friend collected beer glassed from all the casinos we went to every nihgt. He stuffed them under his shirt and leather jacket. We don't know why, but we had a super large collection of beer glasses as souvenirs.

2. At Caesar's Palace we took pictures in front of the statues, placing our hands in inappropriate places. I posed "dancing" with Caesar.

3. We played "I'll-throw-you-a-beer-and-you-catch it-while-you're-diving-into-the-pool." If you miss, you have to chug the beer. No one caught the beer. EVER.

4. That same afternoon we piled into this oversized 70's car and drove to Salton Sea. While driving there and everyone totally wasted, my friend said, where are we going? for like the 15th time. We said "SALTON SEA!!!" She said, "We're in Salt Lake City???" NO! SALTON SEA!! Even when we got there, she said, "This is Salt Lake City?" We just gave up trying to explain it to her.

5. We left L.V. for the drive home that night. Still drunk. The car broke down on the way out of LV. We didn't know what to do, so we opened another case of beer and danced on the car. Hood, roof, trunk. 6 of us. Truckers were honking their horns at us.

I don't remember what happened next, but we did make it home eventually.

TRUE STORY.

I know exactly whats gonna happen, While it gets better with her and John, It'll get worse for Brangelina! She and John will get Married and be happy, Angelina will then Dump Brad for some other actor, And He'll go crying to Jen, and She'll laugh and give him the finger and say"Sit and Spin Brad"

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by missy on June 23, 2008 - 10:44am.
this seals the deal for me: aniston bites it
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I agree! Bitch that is his JOB. That is like if my boyfriend of 2 months was a traveling salesman and I decided to tag along and watch him sell shit. GO HOME and do what every woman does when their honey is out of town. Go get your drink on with your girls, wear shitty clothes, eat nasty food, do blow in a club bathroom... whatever you can't do when your man is around.
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Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 11:00am.
I like Jen. I agree she's got great hair and an amazing body! When did 39 get old?

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Submitted by missy on June 23, 2008 - 10:44am.
this seals the deal for me: aniston bites it
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I agree! Bitch that is his JOB. That is like if my boyfriend of 2 months was a traveling salesman and I decided to tag along and watch him sell shit. GO HOME and do what every woman does when their honey is out of town. Go get your drink on with your girls, wear shitty clothes, eat nasty food, do blow in a club bathroom... whatever you can't do when your man is around.

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 2:00pm.

I like Jen. I agree she's got great hair and an amazing body!

When did 39 get old?

I agree, she's really taken good care of herself and she hasn't pulled a "Jennifer Grey" by fucking her face up. She's true to herself and seems like a healthy, happy person. I can only wish her well.

And if 39 is old then I'm ANCIENT tyvm!

Submitted by amle: "Who says she is too old to have fun? Society?"

You know what? You're right! I take it back.

It's not like she's a Pam Anderson (good example, DiamondDawg!).

@Sensimina- Oh, I couldn't imagine the horror of that. Torture, pure and simple! My gag reflex just kicked in!

I like Jen. I agree she's got great hair and an amazing body!

When did 39 get old?

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aww, I think it's sweet that her bodyguard went and got her face tattooed on his arm. talk about job commitment!

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Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 23, 2008 - 10:55am.
Jessica went on tour with John too. So its only natural Jen would go. She is his girlfriend It doesn't seem stalkery to me. She looks good. She a glow to her skin.
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Yeah. And she got publicly dumped and humiliated it took her a year to recover. The glow in her skin is jizz-based face cream. Duh.

Say what you want about her looks but Jen always looks put together. She dresses simply but always appears stylish. I don't see her as dressing inappropriately for her age. If you want to see a picture of how not to dress look at Shauna Sand.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 23, 2008 - 1:53pm.
LOL LoLo. We didn't set stuff on fire. We pretty much just drank beer in parking lots. All the way through college and after. I don't know why.

Yeah Dawg, we would either go out to a kegger in the middle of a field, a kegger in a subdivision development, a kegger at a freshmans house who didnt know they were going to even have a party in the first place, or swipe my dads bud and go swimming....

I like, hated my brain cells.

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Who the hell wants to be Mayer's sloppy 23's?

That's at the very least how many hollywood ho's he's had. If I were Jennifer, I would've avoided him like the PLAGUE. It still exists, you know!

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Jessica went on tour with John too. So its only natural Jen would go. She is his girlfriend It doesn't seem stalkery to me. She looks good. She a glow to her skin.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

Jen looks really good in those pics. Nice to see somebody in Hollywood actually happy for a change.

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LOL LoLo. We didn't set stuff on fire. We pretty much just drank beer in parking lots. All the way through college and after. I don't know why.

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Submitted by LoLo on June 23, 2008 - 1:43pm

You have to stick around for the beach guitar bonfires!! Guess Vince didn't give her anything but the clap, she didn't have bonfires celebrating that demise.

I have these friends i grew up with back home who do nothing but set piles of shit on fire and watch it.
THATS IT!
They drink beer and look at fire.

God damn fools. Natty lite and setting shit on fire is not ENTERTAINMENT!

Ok im sorry! What the hell was i even tlaking about?

OH YEAH! MANISTBLAH and BLAH MAYERBLAH are so vanilla it makes me sleep.
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Hahahahha DeeDee...."Rock Star" was horrible!

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Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 10:16am.
Maybe I'm just being mean, but isn't she too old for this nonsense? This is the kind of stuff you do when you're 19 and you're going out with a drummer (oooh!) and you go see all his gigs at the local bar and dance at the very front of the stage so all the other chicks know you're "with the BAND". Isn't she in her 40s already?
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Hekki, Hollywood is on a different timeline than the rest of us. I mean, Pammy Anderson is always following Tommy Lee, and Heather Locklear (when she was still married to him) was always hanging off of Richie Sambora. Just sayin'

Submitted by LoLo on June 23, 2008 - 1:43pm

You have to stick around for the beach guitar bonfires!! Guess Vince didn't give her anything but the clap, she didn't have bonfires celebrating that demise.

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This is so pathetic there are no words to describe. Its like MK says, she's the latest victime to be dikmatized.

Can you imagine what a wreck she'll be when he finally stops returning her calls? What a loser.

I'm actually starting to like Ang better. I mean, if you had to choose....Aniston got a lucky break with Friends. I just don't see her rising up to actual actor status ever in her lifetime.

She's like glammed up average. AVERAGE!

this seals the deal for me: aniston bites it
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Jen looks amazing. But why do some of you think 40 is old? How is she supposed to act at 40? Some people think shes supposed to dress dowdy and not leave the house. I find it particularly amusing when they compare her to AJ age. They really aren't that far apart in age.

he thinks her body is a wonder land and shit like that

wake me up when this ends in a murder suicide
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I find them both to be kinda pitiful, blar...
Hi Green!

Jessica Simpson followed John Mayer all over while he was touring, and looked how well that turned out.

OOOOHhhhhhh maybe i will get to meet her ass next week backstage at summer fest in milwaukee. I can't wait!

I don't usually comment on Aniston threads since I don't usually have anything to say about celebs who don't flash their vaginas, lose their kids, kill small animals, steal/cheat on spouses, get arrested, get drunk/drugged out in public, etc.

Good for them.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

She's always so plain Jane. Always looks the same with her jeans and plain t-shirts in neutral colors.

She's always so plain Jane. Always looks the same with her jeans and plain t-shirts in neutral colors.

Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 12:16pm.

Maybe I'm just being mean, but isn't she too old for this nonsense? This is the kind of stuff you do when you're 19 and you're going out with a drummer (oooh!) and you go see all his gigs at the local bar and dance at the very front of the stage so all the other chicks know you're "with the BAND". Isn't she in her 40s already?
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Who says she is too old to have fun? Society?
Live it up Jen!!!
Damn she looks great.

I see nothing wrong with the relationship or what she's doing. Hope she's happy for however long it lasts.

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If I see one more picture of JA holding a bottle of Smart Water I swear I'm going to melt cameras.

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Love Carrottopelina.

She DOES have the best hair in hollywood. And she looks like she actually eats, and her skin just has that "I've cum three times today" glow. Totally dickmatized.

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She looks good. I wish them luck.

She looks better than she has in awhile, that haggard look she was sporting a few months ago is gone. What the hell is in that guy's juice??

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It sure as fuck does LoLo.

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~George Carlin. RIP George.

Ummm....are the bodyguards really necessary.
Total overkill. You are just Jennie Aniston.

Points for always being put together well but
loses those points for a douche sized entourage
of guards. C'mon...
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You just know she is telling John; "You don't need a condom, I'm on the pill. Just keep cumming inside me 5 or 6 times."

You know this bitch wants a baby!!!

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Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 1:19pm
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Agree. She's always really well-groomed.

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Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 1:16pm.

Maybe I'm just being mean, but isn't she too old for this nonsense? This is the kind of stuff you do when you're 19 and you're going out with a drummer (oooh!) and you go see all his gigs at the local bar and dance at the very front of the stage so all the other chicks know you're "with the BAND". Isn't she in her 40s already?

Oh well, she's dickmatized.
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I did this in my early 30s. LOL!
But yes, I agree--It's not something you want to be doing at 40!

Submitted by DeeDee on June 23, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Her life is starting to imitate her "art." Didn't she already do this in that movie "Rock Star" with Mark Walburg?

GWAD THAT MOVIE SUCKED AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

guys, I have it from a source "inside" Mayer's entourage that he really likes her a lot. That he didn't even think she was hot, until they started hanging out....so who knows?

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".......and a taste of love is worse than none at all...."
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