Monday, June 23rd 2008
Groupie!!!
Jenny Aniston is currently in London waiting for her soon-to-be stalking victim, John Mayer, to join her from Denmark. John is getting ready to start his UK tour with Jenny joining his entourage. You know bitch is just there to make sure Mayer keeps his "Dominican penis" in his pants! John probably doesn't even know she's there. He's going to be shocked when he realizes that the crazy woman in the front row, throwing her bra at him and screaming "Why won't you fucking marry me asshole?" is actually Jenny Aniston.
Here's Jenny leaving LAX to stalk John in London. Notice the Smart Water? Product placement!
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 23, 2008 - 1:12pm.
maybe the douche isn't totally lame in sack...she looks fucking amazing in these pics. Good for her.
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Yeah, that's what being dickmatized does to ya. I swear I lost 20 pounds without doing much of anything (at least other than that) when I was in lust. After it ended, it did the opposite (at least it did for me). I was so depressed. But I learned my lesson.
Say what you will about Jen but her hair is always, glorious, shiny, lustrous and outright bitchin'.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 23, 2008 - 1:10pm.
I can think of nothing closer to being in hell then being at a John Mayer concert!
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Being forced to converse with John Mayer? Forced to suck his peen? :(
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Her life is starting to imitate her "art." Didn't she already do this in that movie "Rock Star" with Mark Walburg?
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Submitted by JuneStar on June 23, 2008 - 1:15pm.
aww, I think it's sweet that her bodyguard went and got her face tattooed on his arm. talk about job commitment!
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Maybe I'm just being mean, but isn't she too old for this nonsense? This is the kind of stuff you do when you're 19 and you're going out with a drummer (oooh!) and you go see all his gigs at the local bar and dance at the very front of the stage so all the other chicks know you're "with the BAND". Isn't she in her 40s already?
Oh well, she's dickmatized.
aww, I think it's sweet that her bodyguard went and got her face tattooed on his arm. talk about job commitment!
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maybe the douche isn't totally lame in sack...she looks fucking amazing in these pics. Good for her.
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I can think of nothing closer to being in hell then being at a John Mayer concert!