Monday, June 23rd 2008

Zac Efron Is A Chubby Chaser

Maybelline twinkie Zac Efron recently said that he's attracted to "girls" with "hips." That must be code for something! Zac said, "I don't know the exact measurements but I like curvy girls - girls with hips. I'm also huge on legs. I love girls with nice, long, sexy legs. I don't always find myself dating super-skinny girls. It's not all about what you look like, it's so much more. I know it sounds really cheesy but it's more about what's on the inside when you're dating a girl."

It's nice to hear that Zac embraces girls with a little meat on them and by "meat" I mean "8 inches with low hangers."

John Travolta is probably going to stop wearing Spanx around Zac now that he knows he loves the chunk.

Zac also said that he would be willing to pack on the pounds himself for the right roll, “I would go pretty far with putting on weight, but not too far. For the movie ‘Hairspray’, I put on between nine and 13lbs, mainly from the dancing and training. I ate lots of protein too, like chicken nuggets. I bulked up because if you look at stars from the 60s, like Elvis Presley, they didn’t work out in the gym and I wanted to capture that look.”

Oh and by "chicken nuggets" he meant "sperm." That Zac! He just loves speaking in code.

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AlexBarclay's picture

Come get me Zac.

forever.now's picture

to angel I

eek! not clay! zac needs someone else...

a guy to play basketball with ... they can wear coordinated shorts. zac can bring the chicken nuggets and boyfriend can bring the sunscreen. boyfriend will be handsome. zac wants to be the pretty one! <3

clay. I picture him with a guy with a mustache.

vanessa maybe should leave hollywood as soon as she finishes milking the hsm thing. cuz she is about to get introduced to ana and mia. :(

I am probably way off on all these. :)

He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

John Travolta is probably going to stop wearing Spanx around Zac now that he knows he loves the chunk.

LMAO

harlee25's picture

how does liking hips make yoou a chubby chaser?

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parkrangerpete's picture

more cushion for the pushin

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letinstar's picture

chicken nuggets = protein...ha!
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EmmaB's picture

I sometimes worry about the pressures of the media's image of a sexy laydee and the fact that I am far from it, but I have NEVER had problems attracting guys despite my big arse and love handles :) A little chub goes a long way.

sexi_minx's picture

Zac better watch out for Scieno Travolta.

iHeartHaters's picture

Still pretty and I'd still eff him.

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HairyPotheadfan's picture

I swear in that picture he looks like a very young Rob Lowe. Its almost scary.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 23, 2008 - 4:59pm.
THIS WHOLE SHAGGING THREAD IS GAY!!

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I choose reply
my reply is that TEH GAYS ARE GOOD!

VIVA LA GAY!

DiamondDawg's picture

THIS WHOLE SHAGGING THREAD IS GAY!!

I like "hips" and a girl with "meat" is gay actor code for "I am a catcher" or "I like the bottom".

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Oh Zakiekins, you're a gay boy now!

That description, er, faghag?

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He's my errand boy.

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seras's picture

Who is this little cheesedick anyway?

NotsoAnonymous's picture

"...and I like girls who I can share hair and make-up tips with."

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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 23, 2008 - 2:39pm.
This post is gay too!!

Ize in teh bootie
makin its gay

NovaNightly's picture

This post is gay too!!

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Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 23, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 2:17pm.
LOVE CARROTT TOP

Don't start with me today,
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Aw. You guys are starting to sound like an old married couple! Triplet? ;s

Thats gay too!

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Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 11:25am.

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Thanks angel! It strikes a chord with me...don't eff with nature! :D

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fetacheese's picture

for the right "ROLL"? is he choosing between a bagel or a bialy??

i'm pretty sure the word you're looking for is 'ROLE' but hey, what do i know?

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 2:24pm.

Love carrott top

You seriously are a mental case! I started raggin on you for no reason? You must be joking. If you go back and look at our last encounter you will see specifically what happend. You and your crew come on here and post a trillion times on every thread and then jump on anyone who posts that dissagree with you. I'm not the only one who's pointed it out.
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That last I checked, when someone posts something, people are allowed to reply to them or start conversations. Furthermore, if someone is talking directly to you, it's not against the rules to reply to them either. Sorry it pisses you off that you're not included in those conversations but again, not my fault.

Why don't you go into the forum and post the rules for commenting. I'm guessing something like a maximum of 2 posts per person per thread and no disagreeing with yourself or anyone you're friends with, correct?

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 23, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 2:17pm.
LOVE CARROTT TOP

Don't start with me today,
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Aw. You guys are starting to sound like an old married couple! Triplet? ;s

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Johnny Depp is cool!

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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 23, 2008 - 1:14pm.
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Just as I read that, the dark clouds rolled in, blotting out the deep blue sky and the warmth of the sun, and in the distance I could hear a thunderous pounding. I think *Somebody* is none too happy about this little development.

And on a completely different note - that's pretty funny:)

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

Love carrott top

You seriously are a mental case! I started raggin on you for no reason? You must be joking. If you go back and look at our last encounter you will see specifically what happend. You and your crew come on here and post a trillion times on every thread and then jump on anyone who posts that dissagree with you. I'm not the only one who's pointed it out.

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I agree that LookUpYourEx was waaaaay out of line!!

Almost trollish in nature, in fact.

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C U Next Tuesday's picture

I think if gays pick up on your homo-ness, then it must be so.

Hekki, good point. He could be doing it to attract fans.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 2:17pm.

Don't start with me today, I do take my own advice. I told you exactly why I don't like you because you post a million times on every thread and you'r a comment bully. When someone doesn't agree with you, you and your friends harrass them and I don't think its right.
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Actually, I don't, and never have, but thanks for coming out. You started razzing on me for no reason, so don't go telling people that if they don't like what someone posted that they shouldn't read it. You could just as easily have done that but you decided to act like an asshole. That's no one's fault but yours.

And I am totally ok with people stating their opinions, I just didn't care what HA had to say. Prove me otherwise.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 2:17pm.
LOVE CARROTT TOP

Don't start with me today, I do take my own advice. I told you exactly why I don't like you because you post a million times on every thread and you'r a comment bully.

GAY! Jesus Christ that was so GAY!

Regina's picture

Nikki Blonsky, anyone?

Jimmy Bocca's picture

LOVE CARROTT TOP

Don't start with me today, I do take my own advice. I told you exactly why I don't like you because you post a million times on every thread and you'r a comment bully. When someone doesn't agree with you, you and your friends harrass them and I don't think its right.

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 23, 2008 - 10:59am.
Zac is gayer than pink mud!

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AWESOME!! holy rotflmao batman!

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NovaNightly's picture

Some men really do love girls with a "full" shaped body....but Zac?? HA....a curvy girl to him probably means a size 2.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 2:02pm.

If you don't like that person's post then don't read them. No reason for you to insult them especially since their post was really harmless. Gees. Asshole.
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Please follow your own advice.

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Love Carrottopelina.

This is just his way of making sure he offends no one. What was the name of the non-offensive boy phone calls Lisa had on the Simpsons? Zac Efron reminds me exactly of that.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 2:02pm.

Good call, Jimmy B. LHC hasn't said anything overtly offensive. I'm really sick and fucking tired of this 'ganging-up' on one person type of shit. Give that pathetic shit a rest already (and you KNOW WHO YOU ARE).

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Submitted by forever.now on June 23, 2008 - 1:05pm.
girls with "hips" I don't think he means chubby. I think he might be trying to describe his "girlfriend" vanessa hudgens.
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Me too. It actually made me giggle a little cuz it's a tell: That's her quirk, most likely - she thinks her hips are too big. It's cute.

But he's gay. It won't be too too long before him an Clay are off to find ask Rojo Caliente to make some babies for them.

♥ Ah...good times, good times...
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Hekki's picture

Latin Honey Cups: Handlebars! LOL. Hey, I agree that women are sexier with curves.

I just always think teenage boys are totally programmed by whatever porn standards are at the time: porn these days is skinny blondes with no pubes and bolt-on breasts who do anal. It was different 20 years ago when I was a teenager.

forever.now's picture

girls with "hips" I don't think he means chubby. I think he might be trying to describe his "girlfriend" vanessa hudgens.

and personality is important. especially if there isn't much physical attraction. you need some reason to pay attention to your "girlfriend".

I didn't see the new hairspray. I am loyal to the original. john travolta..please..!!

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Oh and a twink is a cute young gay guy who usually has the body of a boy and has no body hair.

Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 1:54pm.

Submitted by Latin Honey Cups: "...He seemed really close with Nikki Blonsky..."

And she doesn't SCREAM "fag hag" to you?

Not to be mean, but... straight teenage guys do NOT hang out with chubby girls. They just don't.
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Maybe a little she does.

I am gonna hold out on the belief that perhaps a little back fat and handlebars on a girl make some men squeal. If not they love big breasts. There is always something to love about a chubby chick.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

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Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 23, 2008 -

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If you don't like that person's post then don't read them. No reason for you to insult them especially since their post was really harmless. Gees. Asshole.

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Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 12:54pm.

Not to be mean, but... straight teenage guys do NOT hang out with chubby girls. They just don't.
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Not when they're pretty like that;)

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Zac is gayer than pink mud!

Well. He's pretty. A leetle tooooo preeeetty.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Latin Honey Cups: "...He seemed really close with Nikki Blonsky..."

And she doesn't SCREAM "fag hag" to you?

Not to be mean, but... straight teenage guys do NOT hang out with chubby girls. They just don't.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 23, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Can someone please tell me what a "Twink" and "Twinkie" is? I think I have an idea, but I would like to know fo sho. thx,
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