The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 23rd!

I would like to thank you all for the good laugh you have given me.

I am the fat one in the photo and let me tell you a 40 of vodka to yourself is bad news cause shit like this happens also the people who think im a woman thats bizzare o matic.

mmm donuts

Don't Feed The Celebs

Thank you for choosing mine! I am shocked since I read so many really funny comments!!! You all are the best!

My friend and I have seen that guy in Toronto. He goes to the shows that we do. I swear he has 6 new chins every time we see him.

There was one show where he had this sign that said, "I'll give you a backstage pass for a fuck." Part of me died that night.

Congrats to the winners!!! :D

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Oh,she is so fat!Ugly!I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com """""" hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.hehehehe....

Bubba and Khloe, stars of MTV's "WalMart Ink"

Zac Efron Is A Chubby Chaser!

Who knew Heidi Montag could develop from stunning pony into spirited bushpig?

Heidi Montag and Britney Spears walk into an after party for an episode of Where Are They Now?... but the question is who has the fake tan disaster and who's the fat bushpig?

"Submitted by mamanila on June 23, 2008 - 5:43pm.

Please do not use this photo. I am certain that this person has a disability. Mental Retardation and maybe more. They got her drunk, drew all over her, and made her take her shirt off. It's really a crime of abuse. I implore you to show some sensitivity and remove this from the caption this contest. Thank you for understanding."

Hey idiot. Clearly you've never seen a pair of breasts before. That's a DUDE in the picture. See how there's no separation between the "breasts"? Women have TWO separate breasts not one long flat one. Those are moobs, not boobs and that is a guy.
The only person with "Mental Retardation" here is you.
Thank you for understanding.

Meatloaf's Super Sweet 16.

Jazmin knew deep down that Aladdin wouldnt keep his boyish good looks, and sure enough, two years after their marriage, he really let himself go.

Penelope Cruz sure loves to help out Make-A-Wish...

~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~

Hank believed that despite her written protest, someday Sara would, in fact, get in his belly.

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Too bad all those scribbles are distracting from the awesome tattoo.

Owners of Memphis Ink

And next MeatLoaf will shit out Kim Kardashian's foul mouthed sister

Geez! The hot chicks always go for those Ren Fest dudes

dang high school yearbook comments really have progressed over the years... whatever happened to the typical, "hags" and "see you next year"??

Nicole Richie suddenly realises little baby Harlow is no longer on top of Joel Madden's chest but squashed somewhere underneath it...

The Sharpie marketing team felt wrong for 'shaming' Steve at the party last night, but after blowing their budget to get Beckham, drastic measures had to be taken.
Sharpie: Because some people don't know how to say when.

Sorry, can't do it. I'm getting an autism vibe from that kid.

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A video movie could improve your life.

F.H.A.T. (fat, hot, and tempting)

George Carlin's final monologue: "The seven things you can't show on TV"
1. This guy
2. This guy
3. This guy
4. This guy
5. This guy
6. This guy
7. This guy

kirstie alley is really going off the deep end

Wow,the big pig!hehehe...What does she eat evry day?I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com """""" hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.

Lisa, the pizza delivery woman, thanked Bison for basically putting her through college for the last four years.

Auditions for the next High School Musical movie started in Los Angeles today....

Having Lindsey as a sister and Dina as a mom finally caught up to poor Cory Lohan.

somewhere zac effron is drooling...

Now we all know how Jabba the Hut really parties.

Now that men can get pregnant, Meatloaf and Sanjaya had fraternal twins.

Excuse me, you have a little ink spot on your nose.

What we have here is Burger King's version of the Slim Jim "Spicy Side" Ad Campaign. However instead of seeing a smaller version of yourself that goes crazy when it eat's a Slim Jim, you'll get a fat, Whopper-popping, future version of yourself that counts navel-draining as one of its favorite hobbies.

Hey, this guy's a local celebrity!

It's a good thing she covered her nipples, because otherwise she would have looked sooo inappropriate.

Everyone warned Britney about passing out with her shoes on...

yoFACE

"oh man do i ever wanna lick that marker"

Don't Feed The Celebs

You'll know you've died and gone to hell when you walk in and see this waiting for you.

What in the hell is that thing keeping in its stomach?!?! There must be like 10 babies in there. Kate Gosselin better watch out, theres a new hot slut in town.

Bobby's 16th birthday party went poorly. You'd think The Burger King's son would have learned a lesson from Robert Downey Jr. - drugs and Sharpies are dangerous in the hands of the Kardashians.

Beth Ditto & Amy Winehouse backstage at Pete Doherty's benefit for crack pussies.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

aw. brit and allie made up?

The monster on the left is the chubby to Zac Effron's chaser as barbituates and crack hives are to Wino's black lung.

I keep hearing that MIMS song in my head every time I look at this pic...

This is why I'm hot ,this is why I'm hot ...

This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you not

This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian star in the upcoming remake of Memento.

This is what you get for inviting Harry Knowles to your daughters sweet 16 party.

Khloe Kardashian on why she looks so different from her sisters and brother: "No, my Mom did NOT have an affair!!! Okay?? See, it's like this. There's this like totally random recessive gene on my Dad's side. Fifteen hundred years ago the Vikings decided to go kick some Armenian ass. Well, as it turns out my Armenian great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, greatgrandmother lured a Viking warrior into her hut. They had like totally wild enemy sex and then she killed him. But like then she finds out she's knocked up. So, like every few hundred years the gene shows up and, voila', you get me!

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian celebrate the opening of Khloe's new boutique, "Scooch"

Hagar the Whore-able