Monday, June 23rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Choke on it, Heeeeiiigggl! - Egotastic!
Speaking of nast, here's Cheryl Burke in a bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ball in a court! Lance and Kate "canoodle" on a tennis court - Lainey Gossip
Lisa Rinna is a total butterlips - Hollywood Tuna
My kind of graduation speech - Cityrag
45-year-old soccer mom or Hayden Panatroll? - Just Jared
MiserAlba and Baby Honor venture outside - Popsugar
Ralph Lauren and Marc Jacobs in Gay Pride face-off - Towleroad
Don't call the Olsen Trolls "twins" - Hollywood Rag
Johnny Depp is cool - IDLYITW
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seeing everyone go gaga over depp only makes me more sad. it further slaps reality in my face that having him is beyond impossible. lol.
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- Heigl sags
- Re the Olsens: "Something happened between them and it's been going on for awhile." Heath Ledger comes to mind.
She looks so cute.But I don't like a smoking woman.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
wouldn't it be great if all men where like johnny D? i want to be just like him.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by Mr. President on June 23, 2008 - 10:52pm.
you too?!?!... that's why i moved over to "fuck all" classes!!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 23, 2008 - 10:47pm
Every bit helps, my friend. I got an F in self-esteem studies in high school.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 23, 2008 - 10:44pm.
I know this sounds warped, but I would totally hit Panatroll. She is sexy-hot.
yeah, i agree... but then again, i am warped.. not sure how much that helps
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Johnny rules.
I know this sounds warped as hell, but I would totally hit Panatroll. She is sexy-hot.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I luvs me some Johnny *sigh*
can i get a HO!
Don't Feed The Celebs
i cannot recall kate hudson being without a man for a minute...
how come alba isn't playboy magazine ready yet, like all these other hollywood heifers are when they pop their kids?
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sexy motherfucker...
Kate Hudson must be the mose insecure person in the world. She can't be without a guy, and is always showing the world just how much the guy loves her.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
===========================OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.===============
I bet MK Trollsen is mad that Ashley Trollsen ate a hamburger one day
...and that she looks better...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
If Heigl's career tanks, she can always babysit for James Wilkie.
Katherine Heigl makes me want to smoke again. Sorry, but it's true.
I wonder what the Olsens are feuding about...
Lisa Rinna has a tight bod, but she's straight up and down. Oh what am I saying? I'd like to have her body, hips or no.
Just when I thought I couldn't love Johnny more, he goes and does something totally fucking cool like that. I ♥ him!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Submitted by loric on June 23, 2008 - 2:37pm.
This is exactly the reason I love Johnny Depp. He is a class act.
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He's a mensch!
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Okay, your mom, I'll pass the bong aroundddddd.
At least running with a bong is better than running with fill in the blank____
This is good shit. Seriously will fuck you up. Not to be tried if you intend on being upright.
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You rock. I'm a non-upright citizen, so it doesn't matter.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 3:07pm.
The avie's sort of fitting, isn't it?
Yes, and I can't stop laughing now. I feel like a hyena on crack.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 3:03pm.
LC! Your avatar and your post made me spew! LMAO
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The avie's sort of fitting, isn't it?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I will personally extract the DNA from Johnny and put my college chemistry to work to figure out a way to clone him. It might take years and years of DNA extraction to figure it out! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I cannot stand Katherine Heigle!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously does she chain smoke?
You know she smells disgusting.
I wish someone would just bitch slap her.
Madame S.,
Utopia...
A chicken in every pot and a Depp in every room.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Curse them double posts. *angry, evil, stink-eye stare at computer screen*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Those new lemon Tic Tacs smell like Pledge.
LC! Your avatar and your post made me spew! LMAO
Those new lemon Tic Tacs smell like Pledge.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 23, 2008 - 2:51pm
TYVM for the link that works!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 2:48pm.
hey, you remember the gum rule your teacher probably told you about, right? Same rules apply here!
Okay, your mom, I'll pass the bong aroundddddd.
At least running with a bong is better than running with fill in the blank____
This is good shit. Seriously will fuck you up. Not to be tried if you intend on being upright.
Ahhahaa Euphoria!
Johnny Depp-loving minds think alike. We need to put on our white lab coats and get to work.
Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Look what we posted at exactly the same time! *smiles* ☺
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 1:48pm.
YMAtT,
WORD!
(i'm so white-bread, even typing that was wrong.)
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LMAO!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
The Musical Graduation Speech link on Cityrag doesn't work (College Humor) but this one does:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Great-Graduation-Musical-Speech
YMAtT,
WORD!
(i'm so white-bread, even typing that was wrong.)
Johnny Depp = pure class. (=hot ass!)
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I want to adopt him!
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 2:38pm
LMAO! Hey, I got the good medical grade shit. Jelly? hehe! *runs with bong*
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hey, you remember the gum rule your teacher probably told you about, right? Same rules apply here!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Johnny Depp needs to be cloned. They should be available everywhere. One should be sent to every household for general morale. You should be able to buy Johnny clones in bulk at Costco.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 2:40pm
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YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHH!!!!
Fucking A right I'm jelly!! I'm so fucking jelly you might as well call me Dunkin' Donuts!!!
COME BACK HERE WITH DAT BONG!!!! ROFL
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 2:45pm.
"Johnny Depp is Cool."
Also in today's NSS news: The sky is blue, GWB is a dolt, we need oxygen to survive, and jalapeno peppers are spicy.
yes and fecal matter smells bad and hookers are paid for sex as well.
♥♥♥ Yet another reason to abso-freaking-lutely LOVE Johnny Depp...as if we need another. *swoon* ♥♥♥
(Can scientists hurry up and clone the man already???) HOTTT!
Submitted by M.E. on June 23, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Johnny Depp needs to be given some sort of award for "best human being, ever".
Can he be any nicer?
M.E., can he be any HOTTER? A man that sweet, humble, talented and GORGEOUS is fucking orgasmic. He could sweeten my tea any time.
"Johnny Depp is Cool."
Also in today's NSS news: The sky is blue, GWB is a dolt, we need oxygen to survive, and jalapeno peppers are spicy.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Johnny Depp needs to be given some sort of award for "best human being, ever".
Can he be any nicer?
Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 2:38pm
Non-habitual my ass!! Mess with my stash, and I will cuttabeeeesh!!
LMAO! Hey, I got the good medical grade shit. Jelly? hehe! *runs with bong*
I want Jessica Alba to stay fat.
Hayden Panatroll bugs me.
Lisa Rinna is wearing a bikini from Target.
Cheryl Burke is blah...she also has the least-hot body of all the DWTS female regulars.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 2:38pm
Non-habitual my ass!! Mess with my stash, and I will cuttabeeeesh!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh crap, there was a story with the Johnny Depp pics???
*runs out of the room*
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
What a fucking asinine dipshit motherfucking idiot (that statement dedicated to George).
Smoke pot. It's way cooler and non-habitual. hahahahaha
This is exactly the reason I love Johnny Depp. He is a class act.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Well at least if she's got a smoke in her mouth, she's not denigrating co-workers in public.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.