Monday, June 23rd 2008

Off The Wall


I don't watch "The Two Coreys" because my weekly douche intake is already at its maximum level, but several of you whores wrote me on what went down on last night's season premiere. Well, during last night's episode, Corey Haim admitted to being raped at the age of 14. Corey Feldman also confessed he was child touched around that age. They didn't say by whom, but it was one of Corey Feldman's close friends. Escandalo!

I'm guessing the accused child toucher's name rhymes with HACKO?

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If they were to make accusations their personal charactor would be questioned. They have serious drug abuse in their past. While we can clearly see that the molestation could have lead to the drug abuse......laywers would use the drugs to debunk the accusation. saddly.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."

Micheal Jackson = hell-bound pedophile.

*I'm not sure what is going on with Corey Feldman's face, but something is off. Anyone?

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@ M.E.
...wasnt Feldman so ugly-cool back then and then all of a sudden he started dressing like Jackson and became a weirdo, IMO. That's when his career started going downhill.

I'm "kind of" evil

Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 3:17pm.

I beg to differ with your assessment that it is "worse" for a male than it is for a female. Childhood sexual abuse is not an easy topic of discussion for either sex, Lifetime movies or not. While it may be more logical that girls are more likely to be abused, that doesn't mean it's any easier for them to discuss it. Males are more likely to be abused by strangers, while females are more likely to be abused by a family member, or someone their family regularly interacts with. Neither situation makes it easier to talk about. Stigma is still attached, regardless of gender.

ITA. My man-whore (kidding, my husband duh) was molested by his eldest brother. It took FOREVER for him to admit it because he was so ashamed (as if it was HIS fault his brother was a sick fuck). The 'family' lovedddddddd the older brother who went to college and later got a degree in law and got rich and my husband still has horrible memories he can't erase from his childhood. Anyone who thinks child-on-child molesting is 'ok' is wrong too. That shit happens because parents are fucking LAZY. FUCKING WATCH YOUR KIDS, you lazy mother fuckers.

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Zomay,
lol lifetime doesnt help with shit. But what I am saying, is there is an openness to discussion about female rape. Very rarely do fathers sit down with their sons and ask "has a man ever tried to touch you?", even in health classes etc. they may alude to male rape but rarely is it discussed as throughly as female, but this is because there so little known about male rape since men tend to keep it to themselves. On the topic of lifetime, I know its a womens channel, but being that rape knows no bounds to gender, they really should make some about the experience for a male. I dont think I have ever even heard of one on public tele. Also, a womans sexual orientation isnt questioned afterwards, where as a male whom has been raped, they suffer severe mental consequences as far as their sexual orientation,they question whether they are straight, and not to mention society asking "is he gay?" its a sad situation no matter who's involved, but if they were going to start talking about this, they should just reveal who it is. But probably there are legal issues, they can be sued if they were to say its MJ, and without evidenciery support, and it being so many years later they have no meritable case.

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Submitted by forever.now on June 23, 2008 - 8:12pm.

I heaven't seen any Kiefer Sutherland films. Thanks for the info.

I wish I could tear, each & every son of bitch child molester apart with my own bare hands. They are must vile, disgusting human beings that walk the earth.

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rape is frowned upon

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 23, 2008 - 3:10pm.

I beg to differ with your assessment that it is "worse" for a male than it is for a female. Childhood sexual abuse is not an easy topic of discussion for either sex, Lifetime movies or not. While it may be more logical that girls are more likely to be abused, that doesn't mean it's any easier for them to discuss it. Males are more likely to be abused by strangers, while females are more likely to be abused by a family member, or someone their family regularly interacts with. Neither situation makes it easier to talk about. Stigma is still attached, regardless of gender.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 23, 2008 - 3:12pm

Yeah, their both hamming it up badly.

I knew I loved you and now it's confirmed *macking on your ankles*

Yeah, "Hamming" is a nice term. lol

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Submitted by Cindyloo on June 23, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I have zero tolerance for child molesters.

DITTO! But, they would have better served the world to go to the authorities and put the assholes in jail or to make a documentary-type show to help kids/adults abused as kids who are hiding their shame to get help and let them know it's not their fault...than by going on national TV and pulling the "Two Coreys" antics which make more of a mockery out of a horrific crime rather than bringing help to those who are suffering. This type of tragedy doesn't need to be presented in a "my life was worse than your life" situation.

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With all the molestation seriousness aside...these two are the biggest drama queens on television since Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. And umm hello! am I the only one who thinks that maybe they were the ones "touching" each other? I'm just saying...

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NYAPPLES you are right about it being very hard for males to come forward. BUT it is not as easy as you think for females to come forward. There is alot of shame for both sexes. Lifetime movies do NOT help women with personal problems!

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to dreamy aguilera eyes

have you seen the lost boys with kiefer sutherland? the coreys are the two kid vampire hunters. they have done other stuff separately and together but neither have been very successful recently (recently = past 15 years or so)

I would not watch this show.. I thought the first season had low viewership but I guess the coreys work cheap.

I hate child molesters!!! but if they are willing to talk about it on tv then they should help put the creeops away.

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Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 2:07pm.

"No, Sir, I don't like it"
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Yeah, their both hamming it up badly.

The Lee Strassberg Method, they're doing it wrong.

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Submitted by Always Sunny on June 23, 2008 - 8:05pm.

Hollywood douchery at its finest. The Coreys had there time in the 80's and starred in some movies together and now they just can't let it go. I loved them in Lost Boys and License to Drive, but it's pathetic how they continue to grasp at their faded shreds of 80's glory.

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Thanks AS, so basicly there two has beens, who trying to keep their 15 mins of fame going until the last second?

Why does the the bloke say "raped, so to speak"??

Dude, you were either raped or you werent. Nobody that says they were raped says "so to speak"

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~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~

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I'm actually surprised when it turns out a child star was not ever molested. Hollyweird is not a great place for children, especially not child stars.

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They need to fucking out Jacko as the molester!! That crazy pill-popping fucker belongs in JAIL.

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How sad, its worse getting molested for a male then a female as far as coming out with it. I forget the exact numbers but men who have been raped or molested rarely get proper care because of shame. Where as for a girl, especially with things like lifetime movies, everyone generally knows that it can happen to girls and its not something to be ashamed or the victims fault. I highly doubt either corey would make this up, but why would they need to make this public? also they go on about having had this huge fight and they havent spoken to one another in 6 months, 6 FUCKING months, are they kidding, I have people in my own building whom I haven't seen in longer spans of time than that. These reality shows really are getting so depressing and personal, Denise and her moms death, then later with the Lohans and their grandfathers death and grandmas depressing life there after, and now child rape with the Coreys, public mourning must be the new crotchshot.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 23, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 23, 2008 - 1:50pm.

james haven did it
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James Haven has better taste than that.

I dont know why you would say that considering he plows my back fields all day long.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 23, 2008 - 3:01pm.

Who are these two?

Hollywood douchery at its finest. The Coreys had their time in the 80's and starred in some movies together and now they just can't let it go. I loved them in Lost Boys and License to Drive, but it's pathetic how they continue to grasp at their faded shreds of 80's glory.

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 23, 2008 - 1:50pm.

james haven did it
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James Haven has better taste than that.

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OK I know how hard it is to come forward about this stuff. BUT he would of saved himself YEARS of silent agony had he come forward and put who ever did this to him in jail. Please if something like this has happend to you report it as soon as you can. It takes strength to bring justice to the situation. In the long run you are really helping yourself and others who were/are being hurt by the same person.

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in feldman's case it was his manager, he admitted in the latest gq mag. for haim, bets are on jacko...

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Sad if it's true, but I smell summer camp experimentation between two Bi-Curious Georges.

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This is very sad. It's crazy they spilled that business on TV - they both bus chucked one another under the bus to expose they had both been molested after all these years. It's sad because the man who did it - I don't think could be prosecuted now. I mean we all know who did it to both of them.... that's so sad and disturbing!

Green Is Good's picture

Professor Snape brewed a strong Drama Potion for this scene.

Cindyloo's picture

I have zero tolerance for child molesters.

Euphoria's picture

I refuse to watch these two fuck mooks try to out-douche each other on national television. I have better things to do with my time, like watching paint dry and grass grow.

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Who are these two?

~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~

~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~

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Submitted by M.E. on June 23, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 10:54am.
I agree M.E., Jacko touched Feldman....they were together a lot for a while....
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They used to go EVERYWHERE together, Feldman even started to dress, look, act like Jacko, immitatet him.

Something in the milk aint clean there.

That would be because the milk is sperm served with a traditional chinese dish of
CREAM OF SOMEYOUNGGUY!

Lame. What I really want to know is who the hell watched the first season so now we have a second season of this mess?

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This is sad......

I'm convinced that Corey Haim had to have been the inspiration for 'Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star'.

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Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 10:54am.
I agree M.E., Jacko touched Feldman....they were together a lot for a while....
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They used to go EVERYWHERE together, Feldman even started to dress, look, act like Jacko, immitatet him.

Something in the milk aint clean there.

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Obviously kids getting molested isn't a laughing matter, but that clip was hilarious.

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Gotta love the intense background music...its so Tom Cruise. lol.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 2:53pm.
They probably violated each other.

Thats hot!

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I agree M.E., Jacko touched Feldman....they were together a lot for a while....

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They probably violated each other.

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These two are always bitch fighting!! It gets to where it seems like they are just trying to "one-up" with all their poor me stories. Both of them try to be sooooo dramatic...its hilarious.

Although rape or child touching is NOT! I hope they arent lying...

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Gee, guess this sets up the rest of the "season" to have them get back together, huh?

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Ok, so that is his excuse for being a complete fucking mess?

Whatever. It's not funny and I feel bad for the both of them.

I am 100% convinced that Jacko touched *ahem* Feldman.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 23, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Holy Crap....

Holy Crap is right - The Two Coreys is still on?!?!?

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

james haven did it

Am's picture

Sad. And he might be telling the truth. Where was he during the trial?

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they'd better not being making that shit up for their show. That would be really fucked up.

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I kinda doubt this was Jacko, even though he is a gay pedo. I'm pretty sure it was some other creeper hanger-on who gave them cocaine and whatnot.

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Holy Crap....

on another note...I'm not surprised.

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