Monday, June 23rd 2008
"Should We Get The Double Or The Strap-On?"
They skipped both of those and settled for the chin dildo. SamRo looks like she could head bop the hell out of HoHan's fire chocha.
SamHo spent a lovely Sunday together in gayelle bliss doing lesbionic things like shopping and eating hamburgers. Awwww...and they even wore matching white pants.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 23, 2008 - 3:53pm.
aw fuck! thse trolls confuse the hell out of me :(
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Lindsay looks just like the filthy over-rated skank she really is.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
skeletor? is that you?
Don't Feed The Celebs
OMG! don't know why there are so lesbians.
I think all the lesbian girls and women will change to normal if they ever meet big manful guys at ___PlusMeet.c o m___!
So many hot big boob girls, big booty women and big handsome men mignle there for fun, friends&romance!
Need to see them coming out of Home Depot to be 100 percent they're eating in.
Submitted by gucci on June 24, 2008 - 12:37am.
Aww, sweet bebe (hug), hope mommy had some extra towels around to clean the monitor (she usually does since her and brad do the stork pork times a lot and in practically every room in the house but shhhhhhhh you didn't hear that from me).
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lol that explains it. ufortunately i now have to wipe the juice off of my computer screen due to laughing so hard and spitting it out.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by gucci on June 24, 2008 - 12:10am.
um can someone please tell why this dumb woman is wearing a night dress in public?
gucci, that is 'bloat-wear', (when you eat a lot of gassy foods and need some, er, eh, uhm ROOM to let loose the bowel howls). God, I feel terrible breaking it to you this way. I hope you are okay with the way I explained it, sweet child.
lol
um can someone please tell why this dumb woman is wearing a night dress in public?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
LOL @ matching white pants. Good one MK!
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A video movie could improve your life.
I think the gayelles should take time off from carpet munching and hit the beach
They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Submitted by letinstar on June 23, 2008 - 7:03pm.
what? no leggings?
Hohan calls them lezzings. They probably stopped for rainbow ices and listened to KD Langs "Constant Craving".
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sick, now kid robot has ruined their reputation. i hope they boiled everything when she left. stay away from my kid robot skank cunt.
LiLo can do whatever she wants. It's SamRo who amazes me. What does she see in Lindz?
www.celebrityprayerlist.com
are u guys gonna lez out?
Don't Feed The Celebs
what? no leggings?
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sexy motherfucker...
WOW, you save $6.21 AND it's eligible for free shipping
Such a deal.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
a chin dildo? Wow i've seen it all now...
I cant imagine Lindsey giving up dick for SamRo...she's not even a pretty guy, let alone a girl.
I bet they are just friends and are keeping their va-jay-jay-mouths shut about it just to milk the fame. Blech!!
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
But...Hohan's not wearing pants...oh wait, she's really pale though and it looks like she's wearing white pants from far away...I wonder which dildo they got...actually...
Your face!
missy, it IS me.....the spelling is correct, or is the troll here again?
I was posting as anorexicfatty this morning, b/c I was on a diff computer....now I am home, but leaving in 40 minutes for work......
but thanks for protecting me!
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by missy on June 23, 2008 - 1:33pm.
ohh viva, my soul-lesbo :)
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mm hmm *deep kiss with tongue and booby pinch*
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Booo
Submitted by missy on June 23, 2008 - 1:33pm.
ohh viva, my soul-lesbo :)
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mm hmm *deep kiss with tongue and booby pinch*
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Missy, DeeDee You know how I like it bitches! I want to be numb so I can't feel ANYTHING!!! That's what I hear Linds saying at night before they do lines and have dry unsatisfying sex
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Remember that time we had sex and you were like "oh, yeah baby do it to me harder, Harder, HARDER beeotch and I made you howl and scream like a banchee and you said youve never had it better?!? You remember that?
Submitted by missy on June 23, 2008 - 4:37pm.
hey boo to you chicken head!!
you can join in if youd like.. you have to be slutty and have a huge penchant for drugs...
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Oh, ill be slutty all right ;p but im not going to do any drugs thatll have me standn on a corner at 3 in the morn giving the whole enchelada to anyone who happens past for one more hit...dosent seem like that much fun. Ill get high as a kite on some sticky icky though....
we needs a chicken hawk up in this bitch
Missy, DeeDee You know how I like it bitches! I want to be numb so I can't feel ANYTHING!!! That's what I hear Linds saying at night before they do lines and have dry unsatisfying sex
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
hey boo to you chicken head!!
you can join in if youd like.. you have to be slutty and have a huge penchant for drugs...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on June 23, 2008 - 4:33pm.
ohh viva, my soul-lesbo :)
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Boooo
ohh viva, my soul-lesbo :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LMFAO @ cokey 'ginas, Viva!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
I'm starting to like them as a couple. SamRo is a step up from the myriad douchebags Linds has banged over the years.
http://doodlewhore.blogspot.com/2008/06/dina-lohan-cool-mom-of-year.html
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Missy you know you want to bump cokey 'ginas with me! I liked her when she was young and that's when it started, then she got all hot, then she got all cracked out, and I was in love!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
Ah, I did not need to see that chin dildo. I. So. Did. Not.
I can't get the image of these two bumping oysters with each other out of my head.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I have seen the Accomodator before. My ex-boyfriend bought one for us. It was somewhat retarded!
hekki, THANK YOU for pointing out that chin-dildo link.
its things like this that make dlisted such an edifying place to be
:p
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Am I the only one who clicked on the chin dildo link? I can't recall ever seeing one before. Good idea!
Her SamRo episode is actually making me like Lindsay. Is it too much to hope that Sapphic Love can transform her into a better person?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 23, 2008 - 3:18pm.
youre still here fucking with psl???
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!! so fucking pathetic!!
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 2:23pm.
viva, I have a confession to make: liking you has made me like hohan more. YOU BEEOTCH!! YOU EVIL MIND WARPING BEEOTCH!!!
I even think SamRo looks... kinda cool... AAGHHHHH!!!!!
I need more time outta the country man
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
DeeDee, I am just a jellus h8ter.
The ONLY true love I believe in is Paris and Benji.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
@ Your Mom Bronzer is addicting! I'm sure it's made with whale peen or something. Irresistable to Lindsay.
@PSL You don't think Sam's love conquered all of Lindsay's vices? Why can't you believe in love PSL? Whyyyyyyy? LOL OK I've had too much caffeine.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
bitch needs a tan
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 3:59pm.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
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Hecky yeah! Thats my fort-ey(sp)
Hated Lohan, love the RoHan.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 23, 2008 - 3:03pm.
I like Sam and Lindsay together. Sam keeps Lilo off drugs, alcohol, and bronzer.
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That bronzer's some hardcore shit :)
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Don't care if they're a couple or not, but Sam needs to stop looking like the skinny Madden brother.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
DeeDee, i agree about Lilo being off the bronzer, but I'm still not convinced she's sober.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Viva
I guess I forgot to mention the nails sticking out of the broom stick.
fuck, I'm depressed.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.