"Should We Get The Double Or The Strap-On?"

thought it was hot as hell in L.A, SamRo feets must be stinkin. SamRo looks like she has got herself into something she can't get out of, bunny boiler alert.

I like Sam and Lindsay together. Sam keeps Lilo off drugs, alcohol, and bronzer.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.

Submitted by christine the hoff on June 23, 2008 - 12:57pm.
on topic, fuck them. with a broomstick.
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so wait... was that an insult or well wishes?

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?

I'm listening to george carlin on youtube.
on topic, fuck them. with a broomstick.

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

How the fuck does the top/Sam keep its shoes on? Fat laces on chunky shoes, untied.

And it's good Lindsay is curbing her spending at least on restaurants; that fast food place might be all she can afford soon.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by KD on June 23, 2008 - 2:42pm.

I don't really even like shopping, though. We just do it to get out of the house and I just go to get my BF to stop whining. "*whine* You mean we aren't going to go do anything?" GAH.

Linsey probably thinks voting is what you do in the morning when you are trying to figure out what to wear. "Hm, should I elect to wear an ugly black leggings becuase I have 5000 pairs of them, or a plain jane babydoll dress?"

Maybe Linds is dating Sam to get to her hot-piece brother.... I would, it'd be worth it!

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

Submitted by Tacky Pretty on June 23, 2008 - 3:37pm.

That was so gay!

"Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 3:17pm.

Oh! I love Kidrobot!!!!!"

LOL! Thats the first thing I thought when I saw this pic too.

Submitted by Paquita on June 23, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 2:33pm.

OFFT: Yay! I'm watching a movie with Bai Ling! Yay!

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but I think its more pathetic he knows who PP is. LOL

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He's one of us now. Resistance IS futile;p

♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola

Please don't respond to the clucky McDouche. Hit "report abuse".

Lin-Lin's dress looks like it was made out of Hemp (which is actually supposed to be a really durable fabric)!

Submitted by KD on June 23, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Shopping and eating hamburgers are lesbonic activites? Then I guess my boyfriend and I are lesbians!

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same here.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

has she layed off the tanner since getting with samro?

I'm "kind of" evil

Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Leave it to Lindsay to hop on the gay train as soon as she sees it rolling by...but SamRo always looks so miserable shopping, so I almost believe it on somedays.♥ Ah...good times, good times...

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Well, since the drugs and skanking it up with random guys isn't much the issue in the media anymore and her career isn't doing so hot, she needed something to keep her in the tabs.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

oooh somebody is about to get a DListed beatdown!

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?

Shopping and eating hamburgers are lesbonic activites? Then I guess my boyfriend and I are lesbians!

Angel- when DOESN'T Samro look miserable?

Leave it to Lindsay to hop on the gay train as soon as she sees it rolling by...but SamRo always looks so miserable shopping, so I almost believe it on somedays.♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 2:33pm.

OFFT: Yay! I'm watching a movie with Bai Ling! Yay!

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I just watched Get Smart, yesterday and it is hlarious. But I saw Chicken Cutlets in it!! I almost missed it!!! I had to tell my bf (me hitting him on the arm) "Its PP!!!! Look chicken cutlets!!!" and he's like" OMG thats pathetic"

but I think its more pathetic he knows who PP is. LOL

OT: no comments

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Uh, do you have anything else to add to this MK? I mean, is this your only contribution? Everyone is gay. Look at the gays. Wow, I'm gay, they're gay.

Yawn. I don't know anyone who gives a shit anymore.

I'm gay. Big deal.

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LMAO @ matching pair of white pants!

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OFFT: Yay! I'm watching a movie with Bai Ling! Yay!

ONT: Snore.

♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola

I like them quite a bit. I am loving women openly dating women in general. They might not be a confirmed relationship but I really do like them. LL looks really good and things seem to be looking good for her. All those men LL had and it took a scrawny DJ gayelle for LL to get her shit together.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

I swear, Lindsay seems so damn desperate no matter who she's dating/f*cking. I think she would shack up with a camel if she thought it would really love her.

with all the rubbing up on SamRo you'd think some of Lind's orange glow would rub off. Why does she (Sam) insist on wearing white? She's almost transparent as it is!

I'm "kind of" evil

*deep yawn* You know you're all yawning as I type this.

*pops head in*

As we talking about voting - Xtina is going to appear on Larry King Live on Wednesday 25th June - to talk about her Rock The Vote PSA

OT - Linds is a whore

*jumps out of thread*

~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~

~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~

OHMIGAWD Kizzy, I drink it almost everyday. The shit is delicious (for water, anyways. Gimme a fucking cheeseburger over a glass of water anyday)

*smacks forehead*

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

When will these Gayelles disappear already? They're both so damn annoying.

Lindsay Lohan is always the one I turn to for Political Advice......or any advice, for that matter.

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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 3:23pm.

Have you been drinking Smart Water again? :p

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 3:23pm.
I love that dress. I love them. I try to hate, and I just can not do it.

*HALP*

You can come live with me at my villa.
I will adopt your ass.

I love that dress. I love them. I try to hate, and I just can not do it.

*HALP*

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

Lindz doesn't even know who the candidates are, so how can she promote voting? She probably thought it meant to vote for your favorite Oscar candidate. What a joke. She's too self-absorbed to care about the economy, the war or politics, in general...only things that are near-and-dear to her. Speaking of near-and-dear...she's not into even remotely attractive lesbians I see.

Um, Lindsay? Paris already did the fake voter bit the last election, when she was in "Rock the Vote" with Piddy for MTV, but wasn't even registered to vote ANYWHERE. You might want to register, first.

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she thought the shirt said chote

Awww, matching shades. Next comes the tracksuit! I wonder which one is going to get artificially inseminated? Lindsay's the obvious choice, but now that there's a pregnant man, you never know...

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Stupid whore probably doesn't even know who the candidates are. Fucking wannabe.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

pussies

Oh! I love Kidrobot!!!!!

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Nice dress, Hohan. Like she has ever voted? I find that hard to believe.

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Sometimes people get cut. Sometimes they get cut in half. ---I Know Who Killed Me