Monday, June 23rd 2008
Linda Hogan Is A Dumb Fuck
TMZ got a hold of a 911 call Linda Hogan made on May 22nd. Linda told the 911 ho that Hulk Hogan was outside of her house even though she has a court order keeping his ass away from her. Hulk got into his car and drove away. That's when Linda got into her car and started following him. Umm.....who's stalking who? The operator had to tell Linda to stop following Hulk.
Linda probably has people following her around on a daily basis to remind her to not put her fingers in light sockets. This bitch is so stupid! The operator obviously wanted to shout, "You braindead skank! I'm through with you!"
Click here to listen to Mensa's newest member call 911. Nick and Brooke never had a fucking chance.
uhhhm, you guys are HILARIOUS!!!
LOVE the dlist addict signs or whatever you call them... do you know how many times Ive explained lately what a chola is?? HAHAHHAAA!!
Love it!!♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
This family should hide themselves in shame instead of whoring themselves out.
nice stretch marks
Don't Feed The Celebs
Linda looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
can you imagine when she calls nick in jail?
"no one pays any attention to me now that i'm not married to your dad! it's not the saaame!" (wahwahwah crying sound)
the word "mouse" doesn't mean a cute little rodent or a computer part.
the first reaction to everything you read is..should I change my siggy?
Actually having a siggy file on your laptop
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Who knows what's the game between them?
I just saw Hulk Hogan's profile in a hot dating site named____ "PlusMeet.c o m", saying that he wants to date with a sexy young girl.
So many hot big boob girls and sexy big booty women are on PlusMeet.c om, no wonder he would go there.
Oh Goody, I was hoping we'd get to hear the tape.
At this point she's got two houses (which apparently is a lot since they're broke, right?) and she no longer has to sleep with Hulk Hogan - can't she just let it all go and be grateful? I mean really, can you imagine the peen? Look what he's done to the rest of his body, he's a repulsive freak! I bet it's shriveled from steroids and the color of a brown sugared baby carrot from sunless tanner.
I can smell the stench of a century of inbreeding wafting off these two whores.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
bitch please
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 23, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Yeah, the old av is back. Nice to see you ESE.
OT: I hate the whole Hogan family. Both Hulk and Linda are wacked.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 23, 2008 - 11:07pm.
first off... i'm glad you went back to the old avie(i have trouble following peoples posts!LOL!)... second off... i think you have insulted female dogs everywhere!LOL!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 24, 2008 - 4:11am.
OK, I'm calling Continental Airlines right now and convince them that it's God's will that they fly me to Fla. for free. I'm going to DisneyWorld!!
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Shoot Cuntinental Airlines while you're at it. They're a bunch of assholes.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Wow, I guess Nick is a son of a real bitch.
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Classic Win-Win.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 23, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Taking this family out can only help out the evolutionary process. It would make all humans into better people. It's God's will.
And free Mouse Ears!!!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 23, 2008 - 10:28pm.
hell, the idea of killing this family has now taken a backseat to getting a picture of Mr. President and Team Valtrex embroidered on Mickey ears in the same frame!!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Just when you thought you have heard it all from this white trash family they give us more. All the stuff about them lately makes you laugh, then get pissed, then makes you think are they really this stupid. You know all the bad parents in the press are loving this cuz this makes them look like parents of the year.
I can't wait for the trip, guys. I hear we'll be up for some Darwin medals if it succeeds.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Just reading that they were both behind the wheel lowered property values statewide.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 23, 2008 - 10:11pm.
aahh!.. i see Mr. P is up for the road trip too!!... yep, you get Mickey ears too when we're done!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
"That's when Linda got into her car and started following him"
Too bad she didn't get into a car and drive to a church or therapist to find out why she is such a twisted bitch. She must miss Hulk and having a partner old enough to drive after.
I want both of these idiot fucks as blow-up punching bags so I can punch and kick the fuck out of them.
Yes, I know. I need some chocolate. STFU!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 23, 2008 - 10:11pm.
i'll buy ya some mouse ears when it's all over with
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
I'd like to take a shotgun and drive down to Tampa in order to "make Hulk Hogan a better person." It's God's will. I talked to God from his jail cell just today, he was wearing an orange t-shirt.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 23, 2008 - 10:07pm.
OK, I'm calling Continental Airlines right now and convince them that it's God's will that they fly me to Fla. for free. I'm going to DisneyWorld!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 23, 2008 - 10:05pm.
and tempt Brooke with a career, as long as she breaks Nicky outta jail... all dead... all clean... perfect plan
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 23, 2008 - 10:01pm.
All we have to do is give Hulk about 6 beers and tell him it's God's will for him to take Linda for a car ride.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 23, 2008 - 9:59pm.
hey, if you got the airfare... we can do this!!... it'll be a Hogan murder/suicide.. trust me!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 23, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Damn, and I was just gonna sign up to be your useless sidekick. Well, I'm keeping the leotards.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Linda Hogan looks so hot.I like her so much.A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named
--- "A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
i think i've found my calling in life... i do believe now... i was put on earth to eradicate this family*
*anyone taking this seriously... i'm kidding, i have no calling... well, except the whole vodka thing
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
You know you've been on DL too much and to often when....
-You see a picture of Aliens and immediately look for Tommygirl.
-You know more people who have sexy times with bikes, walls and cars than you ever imagined you would.
-You have more avies in your picture files than actual IRL pictures.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
You know you've been on Dlisted too long when you're watching a televised White House news conference and then you hear one of the reporters say "Mr. President" and are surprised when Aubrey O'Day is not at the podium.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by iHeartHaters on June 23, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Everytime you see a funny ass pic you think, "There's my next avvie!"
LOL. iHeart, people who are smarter than the average bear on computers are all hackers and identity thefters dont'chya know? And, you speak the truth, that is Avatar material.
Worth posting again with an amen:
Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 4:30pm.
I wish wish wish we could transfer the life force from people like the Hogans and Paris Hilton and the Kardashian whores and give it to George Carlin and Carl Sagan and children with cancer. People who deserve to live.
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin
Everytime you see a funny ass pic you think, "There's my next avvie!"
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
You know you've been on Dlisted too long when your friends show you pictures and all you can think of is "Caption This".
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When your kid's teacher phones to tell you she has several overdue assignments and you reply: Escandalo!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
1)You know you've been on dlisted too long when, you mention out loud..."somethin' in the milk ain't clean" and everyone looks at you like you're ghetto.
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Go Lakers!!!
nice. shes not crazy or anything
Don't Feed The Celebs
When you see L.A. and think of Angie's biggest fan and not the city.
When you find yourself telling your friends about what your fellow dlisters have been saying-- only to be met with blank stares.
When you use the term gayelle outside of this blog.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
"I'm following him to make sure he leaves..."
"Why are you following him?"
"Umm...I dunno..."
"Stop following him..."
This is what happens when your implants leak.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Zomay,
True story here. When I was twelve I got my first pair of tweezers. I HATED the caterpillars that were my brows. I plucked those suckers into Jean Harlow thin lines. I had no idea what I was doing, however. Within a week every little chola in my Jr. High had the same brows. I fear I started the sharpie trend in Perris.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
these two need to be exported.
fuck brooke and nick.
nick's friend in the hospital didn't have a chance.
When you can still remember commentator "Mishma" and laugh over her cat avies and her witty remarks.
we have already been burdened with this female for too long. the bollea clan should make themselves useful and volunteer to care for john graziano. I am surprised no one has mentioned crybaby terry and the "threatening phonecall" tapes that turned up on his boyfriend's radio show.
as for the list... you find yourself telling someone what phoebe and shauna did today.
When you hear the word "Coco" and don't think of Coco Chanel.
When you child says he has to go "P.P" and chicken cutlets come to mind.
When you refer to your teeth as "teef" in public and don't even realize it.
When you use the phrase "Holy Hooker Hooves" (from Madam S.) and still laugh your ass off.
When there is something written about **AJ** and all posts refer to Johnny Depp or Gerard Butler, you know without looking a "troll alert" has been issued...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
i don't know why i'm thinking this, but i bet linda and the hulkster fuck each other behind some bushes when they think no one's looking...ugh...
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sexy motherfucker...