Monday, June 23rd 2008

Boy Banned

Boy George was supposed to play a bunch of dates in the U.S. this summer and now that's not going to happen thanks to the damn government! Those fun haters denied him a VISA because of his upcoming criminal trial in London this November. The t-shirt entrepreneur is on trial for chaining a hooker to the wall of his apartment.

George was supposed to start his tour in Aspen, CO on July 10th and finish in Dallas, TX on August 23rd. He was also going to play a special gig for the NY Department of Sanitation for being hot to him while he did his community service there a couple of years ago.

George is not happy about the news and told Paper, "There are a number of public figures who are openly using drugs and they have no problem with immigration and I have seriously turned my life around and I feel great right now and this is just another reminder of how bad things were. I committed a crime and I happily paid the consequences and I should be allowed to move on and get on with what I do best and that is performing and making people dance and cry!"

And by "public figures" he means Amy Wino. We're all friends here, I don't know why he's talking so secretively.

George's lawyers are currently trying to get the decision reversed. He should just write a letter promising not to chain up any of our American whores against their will and also promise to work the morning shift selling patriotic t-shirts in front of our Nation's Capitol.

VIA Gigwise

Posted by: Michael K


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Notoriousrem_22's picture

I fuckin LOVE Boy George. My boyfriend DJ'd with him 2 years ago and George KILLED IT. Holy shit I never knew he had skills like that.
And he really is the man he was hella cool. Whatever people fuck up I am so sick of the US acting like their country is holier the thou.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

haha the hooker for shure was a male
for real girls check
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http://www.freenightguide.com

parkrangerpete's picture

take your affluent dating and shove it up ur ass

Don't Feed The Celebs

Boy George is my favorite actor.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

He is a real person. A big handsome man. I like him!
There is hot dicussion on him in hot online dating club ___PlusMeet.c o m___! So many hot big boob girls, big booty women and big manful guys meet there for fn&romance!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 23, 2008 - 8:43pm.

They denied Snoop, we pimp back with this.
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No justice, no peace.

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Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 5:42pm.

Jesus. He uncuffed the damn escort from his radiator, what more do they want from him?
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Exactly. His lawyers should argue he was just demonstrating interrogation tactics a tad bit more humane than those employed at Abu Graib. I'm sure Condi Rice would agree, seeing as Abu Graib wasn't full out torture in that Bush ass wiper's opinion.

I had a lesbionic crush on this douchetard for one hot minute before I realized he was a 'he' and then my lesbian fantasies shattered into a million tiny sequins.

Shut up whiny bitch! You still have to pay for the past crimes. Don't do it if you don't want it to come back and haunt you.

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Give him tiiiiime tooooooooooo realize his criiime.

Boy George is my favorite actor.He looks so cute.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

z-listed's picture

Aw this is bullshit! The other George, Michael, gets to tour over here this summer and the price of his tickets alone is a crime!!

I mean HE can play after soliciting and HIS drug use, what can't Boy get a visa?

I love Boy, always have even though I am a heterosexual female. I want to see him!!!

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The government is going overboard here. I mean, if you can't chain a hooker to the radiator, who can you chain up?

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

They denied Snoop, we pimp back with this.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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iHeartHaters's picture

DoodleWhore your stuff is so damned entertaining, your pot-bellied Shitney is simply divoon!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

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SweetPollyPurebred's picture

We should take Boy George, let them have Martha Stewart, and call it even. Actually, I think we'd get the better end of that deal.

RJII's picture

yet another british drug addict entertainer. aweee, let him in. what the hell. he looks good for such hard drug use.

@Doodlewhore- love the Boy George pickle.

doodlewhore's picture

Wow. That selling t-shirts detail was really depressing. Just say no to drugs, kids. Here's my doodle of Boy as a Pickle: http://doodlewhore.blogspot.com/2008/06/boy-george-in-dilly-of-pickle.ht...

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http://www.handsomedevilpress.com

doodlewhore's picture

Wow. That selling t-shirts detail was really depressing. Just say no to drugs, kids. Here's my doodle of Boy as a Pickle: http://doodlewhore.blogspot.com/2008/06/boy-george-in-dilly-of-pickle.ht...

http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com

We allow every single freakin illegal in this country, yet they ban Boy George.

letinstar's picture

the nerve of the governement to put the clamp down on boy george like that...do you really want to hurt me, indeed....
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sexy motherfucker...

gucci's picture

oh great. doesn't this government have anything better to do than to keep a known entertainer (who paid his debts to society)from entertaining and making a living? god this is so pathetic.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Winnyfranfran's picture

Er, he chained a hooker to his wall? He probably didn't even know that was a crime!

P.T.Bull's picture

I never did appreciate boy george properly. The Karma Chameleon came out in the early days of MTV, and I was captivated by the female riverboat hookers prancing around in olde time costumes.

Couldn't stand his other songs no-how.

Another has-been musician yo-yoing between strung out and "doing great"--yawn.

iHeartHaters's picture

I used to love this mofo. Where did it all go wrong, George??!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Tacky Pretty's picture

I might be completely crazy. But he looks a little gay.

MK, surely you know, right?

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sillijane's picture

This hot bitch makes me dance and cry every Friday night when open up a bottle of Boones, spark a doobie and break out the vacuum cleaner to Karma Chameleon

Datura's picture

That's really unjust. I mean, who hasn't chained a hooker to his wall at least once? I've got five of them lining the big wall in my dining room as I type this.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

SpiceDong's picture

I take he needs a working VISA to perform here...'cause I believe the Brits don't need a tourist VISA to visit the US and vice versa...so he could still come and chain a few hookers over here and clean up some more trash too...he could sing as he's doing it at parking lots and bypass the VISA situation that way...there's no law against singing while you clean. LOL

Wino and Pete, take note...this is you in 10 years if you don't clean up your act or OD before then.

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Always Sunny's picture

Loves the headline's play on words.

Boy Banned = boy band Like Culture Club...

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SpiceDong's picture

this is soooo sad.
he totally fucked up his life and career big time.
he still has pretty eyes and bitch knows how to enhance them...too bad the rest can't be resolved with eyeliner and eye shadow...the Madden twins look more like Boy every day...the resemblance is uncanny...were they triplets?

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islandgirl's picture

Let's just hope he doesn't get banned from the streets of London like they did with Petey.

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Clarisse's picture

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green.

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DeeDee's picture

Well fuck! What the hell am I going to do with the handcuffs I just bought?

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~George Carlin. RIP George.

christine the hoff's picture

madame s.
I mean, they didn't find the hooker decomposing in the backyard!

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

His fabulous brows are reason enough to let him in.

He is an inspiration to cholas everywhere.

madam s.'s picture

Jesus. He uncuffed the damn escort from his radiator, what more do they want from him?

I guess this was the U.S way of getting back at Britain for denying Martha Stewart her visa!