The Wino Is Out!
Amy Wino's smiling because she's off to smoke more crack and feast on ice pops or maybe it's smoke ice pops and feast on crack. Either or! Anyway, Wino left the hospital yesterday to begin rehearsals for Nelson Mandela's birfday celebration in London's Hyde Park this weekend. Nelson is a big fan of her heroin shake and intermission bumps during songs.
Wino was released just a few days after her daddy told reporters she had emphysema. Wino's spokesbitch is singing a different tune today.
Her bitch told AP that Wino doesn't have emphysema, "She is not diagnosed with full-blown emphysema, but instead has early signs of what could lead to emphysema." Mitch Wino later backtracked his statements and admitted she didn't have full-blown emphysema, but could get worse if she doesn't stop smoking and druggin'. Basically, she's got crackmonia. And Mitch Wino needs to sit down, shut the hell up and smoke some of his daughter's crack!
My little Crackie of Camden. What a beautiful fucking mess she is. I wish I could turn her into a Tamagotchi, carry her around in my pocket and take care of her. Crackagotchi! She can eat ice pops all day, scream for Blaaaake and hide small animals in her crackhive.
Wino almost threw up her lungs, but she's already back to smoking! Seriously, this mess of a ho will be back in the hospital next week for getting the crack pipe stuck in her vagina or something like that.
Without proper supervision I AM Amy Winehouse. Like right now friend. I am so drunk i can barely see but i am just a pro you see. :-)
*-Jenny-*
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/21471244/up_all_night_with_amy_wi...
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
hhmmmm!....
get it over with, Wino... you're boring me
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
She looks much better - imagine what 80 days in rehab could do
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
The only true addictions this mess has are to drama...and to the press, of course. It's a parasitic relationship for both of them. If they media stops covering her hourly psychotic interludes, would the public care? Why does she get more coverage than Mugabe's rape of Zimbabwe or the continuing struggles to get aid to Burma?
I used to think she was something else, but it pains me to say that Blamey is just another moderately talented fame-whore circling the drain while everyone points and takes pictures of her and her shit spinning out of control. Enough is enough.
"I wish I could turn her into a Tamagotchi, carry her around in my pocket and take care of her. Crackagotchi! She can eat ice pops all day, scream for Blaaaake and hide small animals in her crackhive."
Michael K, you are such a fucking hot slut, words don't describe!
Dr. Deb called 'bullshit' before ANYONE. Crack lung, indeed. Emphysema sounds a lot better than crack lung.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=5228769&page=1
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
what kinda fuckery is this early stages uh huh sounds more like damage control to me this bitch is going to die deaths always comes in 3's tim russert, George carlin and if you don't want the thrid to be you amy be more like britney wow never thought i would ever write that say what you want about brit brit but bitch has done a lot in a few months all thanks to papa spears
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
good now stay clean!
Don't Feed The Celebs
guess she'll switch strictly to heroin. I know this addict isn't getting behind the wheel.
This is absolutely off topic, but i am going to explode if i don't share a little tid-bit i just ran across while buying tickets to tonights Tribe game.
Cleveland is also the proud home to a lesser known roller-derby gang...
THE CLEVELAND STEAMERS
Featuring:
Mata Hari - captain
Pain Austen - assistant captain
Damnasty Int'l.
Dita von B1tch
XRAYTED
Gonnolea
Halochic
Primp Daddy
Professor Booty
Ruby Rebel
Slambassador
Stealth Bomber
oh god! That's poetry!!!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
@Madam S- So the stupid twit doesn't have emphysema! Why in the fuck was she running all over the flippin' place with her tragic story aboiut having it and her father dying from cancer? What a whore. She was a cover story on People for being sick with it, in addition she was lamenting the fact that child bearing was going to be difficult on her because of the illness and how she was so regretful that her children would lose their mother early. What a dumb bitch!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 24, 2008 - 6:25am.
Pathetic. God helps those that help themselves. Wino is destined to die alone, probably in an alley somewhere w/ a needle still sticking out of her arm.
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I wrote a little song for Amy and it goes something like this:
I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
Ill make you so sure about it
God only knows what Id be without you
If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do me
God only knows what Id be without you
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
Submitted by Clarisse on June 24, 2008 - 11:27am.
Kizzy,
He could at least take cooking lessons from Britney's dad to tide him over, geeeeze.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell--LoLo on June 24, 2008
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
Daddy Wino just doesn't want to go back to driving a cab. He thinks if he wrings her out every once in a while she'll muddle through...
No, i don't see this ending well at all. She's going to go out ala Sid Vicious.
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Run! It's the clergy!
@Stay-Lo- sorry, but that date is my pick. I will go ahead and wish you a happy bday ahead of time since I have a feeling that day will be a busy one!
Ne'er mind, the damn thing finally showed up!! LMAO sorry
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell--LoLo on June 24, 2008
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LoLo on June 24, 2008 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 24, 2008 - 11:03am
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Doll, the delayed reaction was because your wit is so quick, it takes a bit for the average brain to absorb it all!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell--LoLo on June 24, 2008
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 11:17am.
Figures she's a lying ho- she did a PSA all about her having it because she smoked.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell--LoLo on June 24, 2008
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Christie Turlington doesn't have emphysema. It was sort of a medical scare that she had and then it briefly got dramatized in the media inaccurately saying she had it (I think she even claimed she had it briefly). Her dad DID die of lung cancer, though.
She's not gonna make it. She won't last through the summer. She appears to be more important as a brand than as a person to those who should really give a fuck.
Spears? Got mental health care and locked down by family. Improving.
Lohan? Still in danger, but falling in love can make you change your life. Improving, maybe.
Ritchie? Motherhood seems to be a good thing for her.
Hilton? Still a clusterfuck of useless resources who needs to be dragged off and killed by dingoes.
But Amy Winehouse?
Sorry, I can't see a happy ending for her.
JillyPoo, I know! She must have been swallowing pipestacks from the local refinery. Geesh.
My grandpa was a coalminer and smoked heavily. But when he was diagnosed with Emphysema (and Black Lung), he was 62 yrs. old. Still too young to die.
He suffered two heart attacks, and while he was in the hospital, he and his roommate were trying to bum ciggy's off of anyone they could.
He passed away about two yrs. after that.
She is waaaaaay too young to have this. Even the beginnings of it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 24, 2008 - 11:03am.
HA! quote away KizZAY!
I used that last night and i got a delyaed raction.... they started laughing like five minutes later.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by LoLo on June 24, 2008 - 11:00am.
Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell
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BWAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! omg, you have got to let me use that!! Too fucking funny. I'll leave it with no names, just attributed to you. ROFLMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy on June 24, 2008 - 11:00am
Exactly.
Your kitty avie, mew.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I have an aunt who has been a crack head since the 80's.
I believe when the world ends she will still be wiggling around the earth telling the burnt remainsof the earth how in the Bible it says the world will end after a great big war that fills the valley with blood.
Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 24, 2008 - 10:56am.
This is awful...her daddy DOES really think shes fine then eh??
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Not to be too terribly crude here, but I'm sure there are plenty of soul-less ghouls who have approached ol' Daddy Mitch with estimations of profitability of "a young star with such promise, tragically taken too soon by the demon of drug addiction". Cue the shots of mountains of flowers, crying teenagers holding candles.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 24, 2008 - 10:54am
I'm with you on the hope and naivete.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
This is awful...her daddy DOES really think shes fine then eh??
I'm kinda creeped out picking a day for her to die...I would really like her to live.
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
I'm giving Wino until the end of the year...but I hope she proves me wrong. (being naive here)
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
I wish I could turn her into a Tamagotchi, carry her around in my pocket and take care of her. Crackagotchi!
LOVES IT!!!! MK you effing genious!!
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
Wino Dead Pool?
I'll take October 15
If Amy really is in the early stages of emphysema, she has been putting some major shit into her lungs. My dad was diagnosed as having early emphysema a few years ago, but before he quit, he had been smoking for 50+ years. Amy is how old? Yeah. MAJOR shit going into those lungs.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
She can't stop. She probably thinks now that she's been to the hospital, they cleaned out her lungs, and she's ready to start clogging them up again.
She's gonna die. And she doesn't care.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
ooo, a Wino Dead Pool....I'll take an OD on July 18, the next full moon.
Papa Mitch needs to stop TALKING TO THE MEDIA!
He is becoming a fame whore and is slowly adopting a Savior persona. IF and that's a big IF Wino gets better, he'll take the credit.
Remember Mitch, God got clicked in Florida for dealing coke, you might want to rethink who you think you are.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by devilgirl on June 24, 2008 - 10:11am
Hey thats my birthday!
============OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Turlington's Dad died of Lung Cancer, which is another reason she quit smoking.
Amy will be dead by the end of the year....she has taken Lohan's spot.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
The model is Christy Turlington. She used to be part of the trifecta with Naomi Campbell and Linda Evangelista.
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
Submitted by The C word on June 24, 2008 - 10:15am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 24, 2008 - 10:14am.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 24, 2008 - 10:09am
Many thanks, doll, that's the one!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 24, 2008 - 10:14am.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 24, 2008 - 10:09am
Agreed. That model who did all those PSAs after she was diagnosed with emphysema, she had been a smoker, and she quit. She still has emphysema. Her name escapes me at the moment, not enough caffeine yet, lol
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Christy Turlington?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 24, 2008 - 10:09am
Agreed. That model who did all those PSAs after she was diagnosed with emphysema, she had been a smoker, and she quit. She still has emphysema. Her name escapes me at the moment, not enough caffeine yet, lol
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Not my style but...
I told you this days ago.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
I think I am picking August 10th as her final day. She'll be dead by 7pm.
You either have emphysema or you don't- It's like being a little bit knocked up. You are or you aren't. Who does her pr bitch think she is fooling?
Nelson Mandela is hanging with a tough crowd these days. Next thing you know we'll see a drugged up YouTube video of Nelson, Dreamboat Pete, and Wino fondling kittens and speaking in Cracktongue.
She could always switch to shooting up drugs. It would give her lungs a break.
christine the hoff...
Tom: "Welcome to Channel 5 news. Now to our weatherman Ollie Williams. what are you cooking Ollie?"
Ollie: "CRACK!"
Tom: "Thanks Ollie"
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.