The Wino Is Out!
Amy Wino's smiling because she's off to smoke more crack and feast on ice pops or maybe it's smoke ice pops and feast on crack. Either or! Anyway, Wino left the hospital yesterday to begin rehearsals for Nelson Mandela's birfday celebration in London's Hyde Park this weekend. Nelson is a big fan of her heroin shake and intermission bumps during songs.
Wino was released just a few days after her daddy told reporters she had emphysema. Wino's spokesbitch is singing a different tune today.
Her bitch told AP that Wino doesn't have emphysema, "She is not diagnosed with full-blown emphysema, but instead has early signs of what could lead to emphysema." Mitch Wino later backtracked his statements and admitted she didn't have full-blown emphysema, but could get worse if she doesn't stop smoking and druggin'. Basically, she's got crackmonia. And Mitch Wino needs to sit down, shut the hell up and smoke some of his daughter's crack!
My little Crackie of Camden. What a beautiful fucking mess she is. I wish I could turn her into a Tamagotchi, carry her around in my pocket and take care of her. Crackagotchi! She can eat ice pops all day, scream for Blaaaake and hide small animals in her crackhive.
Wino almost threw up her lungs, but she's already back to smoking! Seriously, this mess of a ho will be back in the hospital next week for getting the crack pipe stuck in her vagina or something like that.
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...and in other news, ventriloquism is making a comeback.
I don't give a flying carpet monkey's ass about this loser.
so it's 'PRE-emphysema' now, eh?.....i thought it was more to do with drugs. well, you learn something every day!
To state the obvious, she is one ugly-assed addict. I agree, her dad should stop using her life crises as an excuse to be a media-ho. Dude's a smarm-factory who is trying to cop some of her fame and money for his own sorry neglectful-dad ass.
Shes out?
Put her back in.
Throw away the key.
Stop taking pictures of her.
Blah.
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Tie her the fuck down till she cleans out cold turkey...fuck, just put her down like a mangy cat. Its sad, girl has talent.
The really sad thing is that there are thousands of young people killing themselves with drugs in dead-end, poverty stricken lives. Amy Winehouse has everything to live for, yet she's just throwing it all away.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
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Aw she looks so cute in this photo!! U know where a bird can get some crack ha
Still smoking, still gonna do drugs....if she doesn’t care then why should I?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I hope someone tidied up her flat when she was away and did some laundry. Maybe stocked the fridge, too.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Pathetic. God helps those that help themselves. Wino is destined to die alone, probably in an alley somewhere w/ a needle still sticking out of her arm.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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... heres hoping she switches to bangin skag cause crack is whack
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Please. They just put her in the hospital to hose her down and ring her out so she would look fluffed and Downey fresh for Mandela's birthday; like they did for the Grammy Awards. She'll be back at it in no time because she is surrounded by enablers including dear old Papa Winehouse.
Mitch is a full blown - enabling - liar! She has a daddy problem as well as being a crack addict.
Cigarettes are just the tip of the iceberg...She's like Titanic, doomed to sink...I'm still calling July 8.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
"Thanks Ollie. In other news, Diane is reporting that we need to get the forks out, cause Amy's done."
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Crackmonia! Bwahahahaha!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
"I wish I could turn her into a Tamagotchi, carry her around in my pocket and take care of her. Crackagotchi! She can eat ice pops all day, scream for Blaaaake and hide small animals in her crackhive."
Oh hell, that's funny shit! MK, feeling better, eh!
Khandi,
"She's gonna die."
I absolutey heard that sentence as being read by Ollie Williams on 'Blaccuweather'!
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
She's gonna die.