Do You Blame Her?
Larry King's wifey #6 (or 7?) has checked herself into rehab for an addiction to painkillers reports Page Six. 48-year-old Shawn Southwick King has been married to 7,689-year-old Larry King for 10 years. They have two brats together.
A friend of Larry's said, "Shawn is in rehab for medication issues related to her chronic migraine problem." He forgot to mention that Shawn's vagina is also in rehab for severe emotional trauma due to years of having to kiss and hug Larry's shriveled up snail.
If you were married to the dead, you would be on heroin, PCP, meth, ludes, coke, painkillers, Nyquil, booze, freon, peyote, jankem and more! Your kitchen would look like a Miami Vice episode.
You know that when Shawn checked into rehab, the rehab bitch asked her, "So what brings you here?" She responded, "I'm married to Larry King." Rehab bitch shouted, "Give her the works!"
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Maybe they can treat her for her obvious anorexia too. Of course, can't blame her, I would forget food and just ingest as many drugs as I could hoping to hallucinate that my husband was actually young and hot.
"Chronic Migraine problem" my ass. Bitch is hooked on Oxycotin, Valium and any other prescription shit she can get from her Doctor. Probably washes it down with Vodka.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 24, 2008 - 9:45am.
HaHa LoLo.. Rehab is for quitters.. That's why I started painkillers.. for migraines. But you don't see me in rehab.. no siree!!
No no no no i meant rehab is for pussy faces as in this bitch looks like a fucking cat!
ha ha!
Pussy face!
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Back in the late 80s in LA, Shawna (as she called herself then) used to date some bigshots in the movie and music biz. I was always shocked when she married gramps instead of landing one of the younger, hipper guys she used to date.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
OKIE!! you better be fixin to email me!! shiit girl!! I told you all about my sexy times in the UK!! juicy details and all!!
ONT: I love pain killers. Larry King, not so much.
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i could watch larry king all day long but have sex with him? nope nope and again, nope!
damn typing...
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Okie, I think maybe it would be easier just to strap on the old catheter. Less wear and tear on the bingo wings.
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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
HI Missy.. I'm fixing to email you. You funny!! I missed you So!!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
IslandGirl. You're right.. I had to look again, but her lil arms. .geesh! That's prob the biggest size her arms need to be to carry him from his bed pan to the dinner table..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
hey now, rehab is the shit!! hang in your jammies all day, learn all about drugs and crime from the other junkies, get fed, have a cry, have a smoke, get kicked out and do it all over again!
Good times, good times.
(Im joking)
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A sammie wouldn't hurt either.
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HaHa LoLo.. Rehab is for quitters.. That's why I started painkillers.. for migraines. But you don't see me in rehab.. no siree!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I totally don't get why anybody would date/marry/fuck the elderly. Maybe it's harsh but there's nothing attractive about Larry King. I can understand growing old alongside someone and keeping an attraction, but he looks like he has one foot on a banana peel and one in the grave. How could a 38 year old woman look at that and decide it was HWAT and that's who she wanted to give her babies?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
LMAO, MK you're on point today.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
rehab is for pussy faces
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