Kathy Griffin Is Nuts
Kathy Griffin dated billionaire bear Steve Wozniak for a quick minute, but she claims she never did fuckey fuckey times with him. Insane.
She told UsWeekly, "We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything! The truth is. we really were friends the whole time. When we went to the Emmys together, I put on this really huge engagement ring and didn’t tell him. There are these great photos of me posing with this great big fake diamond ring. He didn’t notice! I was like, 'Oh, by the way at the Emmys, I had on a fake engagement ring!' And he was like, 'Oh, that’s very funny.'"
After they broke up in April, Steve quickly became engaged to another snatch. Kathy said she has met Steve's new piece and "and she’s a thousand times more appropriate!"
Kathy needs a lobotomy and therapy. How the hell are you going to date a billionaire and not get sexy with him? I mean, the dude is made of money! If you suck on his teddy bear dick long enough, money probably comes out. It's like sucking off an ATM!
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I know how they hooked up. They met on a hot dating club___ P l u s M e e t.c o m___, where many big beautiful women and big handsome men mingle for fun&romance.
many celebrities also like to visit it.
i don't think woz is gay. that rumor came about due to the old multi colored apple logo. but the rainbow apple logo predates the gays adopting the rainbow flag. it was said the rainbow apple logo was meant to honor a gay mathematican but it was showing that the apple displayed colors. pcs at that time were only b&w.
it sounds like over time the mathematican has been forgotten.
I am not saying it is impossible that woz is gay but I have followed apple for a long time and I have never heard that. at this point if he was it seems he wouldn't hide it.
kathy has said woz is to marry another woman. it seems he was dating her during his friendship with kathy. that may be why she wants to make the nature of their relationship clear.
woz is a nice person from all I have ever heard and he enjoys jokes. that is probably what caused him to get involved with kathy. he also said he like that she loves dogs. one thing he did early on was send her a gift for her dogs.
that is pretty much a pattern he has... wanting to cheer people up. back before answering machines were common he paid to set up a joke of the day recording and lots of people called daily. this was back when he worked for hewlett packard (apple didn't exist).
Submitted by fndrguitar on June 24, 2008 - 10:12am.
I'm an impressionable high school student and your post reminded me how cool smoking is. I'm going to find an adult to buy me some Marlboro Reds.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Guys, that's my brother.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
TT99... love the Adam Ant reference (subtle innuendo!), and Barbara Feldon too.
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I loves me Miss Griffin, but if you're not effing a guy, especially a bazillionaire, you're not dating him. You're just friends. She strikes me as a bit of a frigidaire anyways. Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
"Teddy Bear Dick" LMFAO!
In her comedy routines she always talks about going out with him, especially on her show. I thought they were together-together. You can tell (when he's on the show) he doesn't know half the sh-t she talks about.
Mrs. Westerberg - same thing with my ex husband, and unfortunately he didn't have any money either. OY VEY!
The guy seemed sweet but he's just not fuckable. Some men just aren't, no matter how much money they have. Sometimes no amount of money fixes it. This was one of those times.
Oh - and smoking's cool. Sorry kids.
I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"Wealthy Dater.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating billionaire on that site.What kind of relationship does she seek????
I'm really broke, I'd maybe do him if it was over quickly and he didn't sweat all over me. ;)
Yeah.I know her.of course.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"Wealthy Dater.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating billionaire on that site.
Damn. I totally love her. I don't care who she dates and does (or doesn't) fuck, she'll always be hilarious.
she is annoying
Kathy should know better. Ellen Barkin would have wrapped her lips around his dick and never let go.
I wonder if he likes spankings and cracker jacks.
Submitted by fndrguitar
Smith
Wesson
Aimed at
Teenagers
How about my Swat Team.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 11:19am.
Kathy Griffin on "retarded" Paris Hilton
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Ah, I can watch it 30 times & still crack the fuck up!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 1:20pm.
life lesson. Never challenge a chronic alcoholic to a drinking game for cash or bartabs.
words of wisdom
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Submitted by missy on June 24, 2008 - 1:17pm.
he he he well..... teens kind of suck!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
life lesson. Never challenge a chronic alcoholic to a drinking game for cash or bartabs.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
hahahaha LoLo, you said it better babe, per usual♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by fndrguitar on June 24, 2008 - 12:12pm.
thats all good and fine, but this isnt the medium to be posting solely about your own political interests that have nothing to do with this blog.
sorry if that comes off as bitchy, but just wanted to say that.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by fndrguitar on June 24, 2008 - 1:12pm.
NO NO I WONT CLICK ON YOUR AD!
I dont like teenagers and i hope you all start smoking!
SO THERE!
ha ha fuckers!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Kathy Griffin on "retarded" Paris Hilton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFe6llOCIIY&feature=related
hahahahahaha(the walk is at 4:37)
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Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 24, 2008 - You have expensive taste. Hehe, damn that is a hell of a ring you're talking about.
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hehe. that's the only reason i might cheat on my man thing. And I'd have to have the ring FIRST.
Of course, none of that will ever happen. I'll just have to buy the one from Emitations and pretend/fantasize that I got f-d by someone fantastic.
gawd. i am such a potty brain todya!
There was no way this guy was ever going to be with Kathy, he's friend with Oprah. She kept saying that she hated her, oprah put her stamp of approval on the animal planet, everything oprah, everything oprah, blah, blah, blah... She was to much for him. How she was talking to him in the car. He may be a dork but he's not a billionare for being stupid.
Submitted by missy on June 24, 2008 - 10:00am.
Deb you fucking rock star. You have a new fan.
(Im fucked, I know)
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*whispers*
I was impressed too!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 11:28am.
LoLo...hahahaha...way back when I was drinking all kinds of people, from miles around, thought they could drink me under a table. That is how I used to get my bar tab paid for. Only met one. That night cost me over $500 to clear out both our tabs and I actually got a hangover from it. That guy was a real pro.
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Deb you fucking rock star. You have a new fan.
(Im fucked, I know)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
You haven't lived until you've seen Kathy do her Wonky Hilton walk:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 8:54am.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 24, 2008 - 8:45am.
Spill it b*tch!!!! (I mean that in the huggiest way possible, hon!)
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Well it's not like concrete but I listen to Adam Corolla and he is friends with her and is waaaay protective when people talk shit when he will talk shit about any of his friends and he'll stay stuff like "that poor woman, if you could spend a day in her mind you would kill yourself" and "she's a sad, sad, woman, you have no idea how miserable she is" type shit.
Oh and the siggie is from another poster Angelina Jolie-Pitt, I have no idea what they were talking about, I just popped in a thread, saw that, and changed mine!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 24, 2008 - 9:12am.
I would have f*cked him. Um, If I was dating him. I understand they were just friends according to Kathy so why would she sleep with him. I thought they were dating. They just wouldn't have meshed well anyway.
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Sounds like you've never heard of FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, huh!
Yeah. I'd do him. For a 25ct pear shaped diamond ring with additional flanking 5ct trillion cuts.
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I have heard of it. However its not something I could do. Either we sleep together and I never see you again or we sleep together because we're dating. I can't sleep with a friend.
You have expensive taste. Hehe, damn that is a hell of a ring you're talking about.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
"Submitted by joe shmoe on June 24, 2008 - 9:14am.
Why are super rich guys always old, hairy and homely? why?"
Because they no longer have to prove themselves to a woman.
Submitted by KD on June 24, 2008 - 9:33am.
One tired, cranky day, I told my boyfriend that I was going to find a rich guy and marry him. He looked at me, all puzzled and asked why. I said "so I don't have to work anymore, duh!" and he said "Cool, can I come too?"
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Baaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
One time when i was having a fight with my s.o., i told him he should go find a woman with money so he could quit bitcjing about his job AND ME. He wouldn't leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Signed,
Happily Ever Trapped.
Submitted by RedSoxCajun on June 24, 2008 - 9:34am.
Kathy Griffin is such an incredibly banal, vapid, irrelevant, unfunny nobody that I just have a hard time understanding why she's even achieved the medicore and tabloid-only fame she has.
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These days there are more than enough banal, vapid, irrelevant, unfunny, nobody, mediocre and tabloid-only fame whores to go around.
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Looks Fade, Old Age Happens, It’s Just Part Of Our Journey So U Better Have A Good Sense Of Who U Are And What Is Real~~OXA, 6/24/08
Submitted by DUDE on June 24, 2008 - 9:35am.
blew out my flip-flop just this morn
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baaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jimmy Buffet!!!
The Woz comes off as a very easy going, nice person with ass loads of cash. He should drop to his knees and thank GOD he got away from her without a trip to Larry King.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Submitted by Sensimina on June 24, 2008 - 9:14am.
Eye floaters are actually a common affliction and usually harmless.
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Maybe if one is a recreational psychotropic drug user.
EVERY TIME I get my eye exam the doctor asks me if I know about retinal detachment. I wish I had the vision of a pilot, but I don't. Doc says I'm a good candidate for retinal detachment (sux to be me). I probably shouldn't do headstand in yoga...but anyway, doc says if all of a sudden I see a whole bunch of floaters and it doesn't stop within a number of minutes, I am to get myself to the ER STAT - within 8 hours - to save the retina. Any longer than that and blindness is fo sho.
anyway, something like that. I've been wearing contacts since I was sixteen. a MIGHTY LONG TIME.
But enough about me, WHAT IS KATHY's EYE PROBLEM? IS IT FIXED?
Submitted by The C word on June 24, 2008 - 8:59am.
Haaahaaahaa, a big fake engagement ring!! That's almost as funny as when I faked a pregnancy...haaahaaaa, good times!
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Good one, C-word!! There was that time I called my friend and pretended I was from the Hospital and told her her husband had died in a terrible car crash....that was great! Oh, you should have heard her crying and mooaning!!! Oh, my stomach hurts just thinking about it. Now I want to call her and pretend I'm from the clinic with a positive AIDS test result...wasn't THAT funny when they did it in the early 90's???
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 24, 2008 - 9:12am.
I would have f*cked him. Um, If I was dating him. I understand they were just friends according to Kathy so why would she sleep with him. I thought they were dating. They just wouldn't have meshed well anyway.
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Sounds like you've never heard of FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, huh!
Yeah. I'd do him. For a 25ct pear shaped diamond ring with additional flanking 5ct trillion cuts.
blew out my flip-flop just this morn
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Jimmy and my uncle got kicked out of their high school for some stupid shit.
Beautiful.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Kathy Griffin is such an incredibly banal, vapid, irrelevant, unfunny nobody that I just have a hard time understanding why she's even achieved the medicore and tabloid-only fame she has.
What is it that people like about her? (By people I mean mostly WeHo queens and chubby flyover girls.)
One tired, cranky day, I told my boyfriend that I was going to find a rich guy and marry him. He looked at me, all puzzled and asked why. I said "so I don't have to work anymore, duh!" and he said "Cool, can I come too?"
Mrs. K, PARROT HEADS UNTIE!
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Crown Prince Pavlos, who is married American heiress Marie-Chantal Miller...he's HWAT.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
LoLo...hahahaha...way back when I was drinking all kinds of people, from miles around, thought they could drink me under a table. That is how I used to get my bar tab paid for. Only met one. That night cost me over $500 to clear out both our tabs and I actually got a hangover from it. That guy was a real pro.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
@DebFrmHell--
“Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's my own damn fault.”
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
I played darts against him in San Jose at big tourney. Trust me. Money or no, the guy is **krinkling nose** not doable. He is very nice. He blew me out of the water at tourney.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC