Tuesday, June 24th 2008

Heather Locklear Gets Help

People reports that Heather Locklear has checked herself into a facility in Arizona to treat psychological issues.

Her rep said, "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."

Heather started taking meds in 2006 after she divorced Richie Sambora. This past March, a friend called 911 because they were afraid Heather was suicidal.

Denise Richards, this is your fault. I blame you.

There's a soft spot in my charcoal heart for the robot call girl known as Denise Richards, but Heather Locklear is like family to me. Sammy Jo and Amanda Woodward helped raise me and they both taught me what really matters in this world: sex, money and power.

Feel better, Heather! Oh and stay out of the sun! Isn't it like ten million degrees in Arizona today? And Denise, go bury your head in pig caca!

Posted by: Michael K


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Denise Richards is the lowest scum of this earth. To do this to her best friend, someone who threw her a baby shower when she was separated from Charlie, screams of disrespect & is stone cold. While I do believe we can't control who we fall in (or out) of love with, we can control our actions. Once a whore, always a whore.
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I'm really starting to despise celebrities. Get some help and shut the fuck up about it. When most of us face turmoil in our lives we don't get to take trips to Malibu or Arizona. Hell, most of us don't even have health care.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 24, 2008 - 1:15pm.

ha ha ha

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Submitted by LoLo on June 24, 2008 - 10:10am.
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Nooo, he got fired from that job. He's so used to being around the Spears girls that everytime he'd be assigned to Quality Check the crotch area he'd just keep yelling "Bigger!! Dies' won't fitter!!" and on and on until they just ran out of material.

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I can't believe some of these comments.

Are we sure that all of us have brains? Really?

She needs to address her addiction to botox. That shit makes me depressed.

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LMAO GIG! You're right. And you know how brave you have to be to write about yourself.

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Denise Richards is the sluttiest chipmunk i have ever seen!
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Could it be Tommy Lee getting back with Pamela got to her in a big way? Maybe she wants another trip on the Motley Crue train.

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Submitted by PSB on June 24, 2008 - 10:02am.
Hiring the same attorney trying to TAKE AWAY YOUR CHILDREN is yes far worse than sleeping with someone's husband.
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Yes, but why is he/she trying to take away her children? You don't think....GASP!!!....maybe she's SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE for those children, do you???

Sorry, I have no sympathy for Heather Locklear, but Denise Richards is No. 2 on the skankiest, bitchiest Ho's alive list. That just is what it is.

You're not married to her Chiropractor by any chance, are you?? Just wondering.

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Submitted by Euphoria on June 24, 2008 - 11:45am.

Heather's suffering from AWDD (Attention Whore Deficit Disorder). I bet she figures rehab will lengthen her shelf-life by extending her expiration date by a whole 15 minutes.

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You KNOW she's going to write a "a very personal, honest and BRAVE memoir", which is code for a fucking shitty, narcissistic book that somebody else wrote for her.

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I thought she started dating David Spade after she kicked Richie's ass to the curb.

And....wasn't there talk of Denise faxing photo's of herself to Richie? I think it was a blind item.

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_Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 24, 2008 - 1:06pm.

A pipe layer you say?

I thought he was a desiel fitter at the panty hose factory. Yah see his head is the exact same size as size B panty hose from Legs.

They sit Casey at the end of the factory line to test the panty hose.

He slides them over his head and he either says, "Deisel Fit Er!" or he says "NAW!" when he finds one with three legs or no crotch.

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Mrs K,
On our toes indeed! You almost caused a fit of the vapors!

LoLo,
Word, how could i forget Okie!

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Submitted by PSB on June 24, 2008 - 1:02pm.

chillin out in left field and shit with these wacky comments yo!
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Lolo-- Yessumm!! Maybe she should try a Mailman or a Plumber. Speaking of Plumbers...and totally off topic...but I read yesterday that Jamie Lynn Spears Babby Daddy is a "Pipe-Layer"? Is that some kind of media joke???

Mrs. K-- Good choice. Just think-- that poor girl has to walk around knowing her privates look like the most evil man to ever roam the planet....

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 24, 2008 - 12:52pm.

Hey now!
It could have been oklahoma too! lmao!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 24, 2008 - 11:59am.

Excuse me, WHAAAAAAAAAAAT??? Hiring an attorney is worse than fucking your "friend's" husband? Ooookay.
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Hiring the same attorney trying to TAKE AWAY YOUR CHILDREN is yes far worse than sleeping with someone's husband. But heather was cheating on Richie too with David Spade and other men and tried getting back with Tommy Lee but even someone like Tommy Lee turned that mess down.

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She has *Aging Hottie Actress Syndrome*.
She's held onto her looks longer than most.

And she still looks better than Denise Richards ever did and she's 10 years older then DR.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 24, 2008 - 9:52am.
Mrs K,
When i saw that avie, i thought LoLo, or LCT or Kizzy, but it is sweet "no sex talk" Mrs K!!!
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Submitted by PSB on June 24, 2008 - 9:55am.
So it's okay that Heather hired Charlie Sheen's child custody lawyer for her own child custody case? The same lawyer trying to take away Denise's children. What Heather did to Denise is far worse than anything Denise ever did to Heather. How about Heather stop all the drugs and alcohol and plastic surgeries.
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Excuse me, WHAAAAAAAAAAAT??? Hiring an attorney is worse than fucking your "friend's" husband? Ooookay.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 24, 2008 - 9:55am.

I hate to even say this, but it looks creepily like Adolph Hitler....that "mustache" is dead on.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 24, 2008 - 12:53pm.

word!

Ill save my tears for the single mom raising a kid on a tight ass budget wondering where the next meal will come from b/c the husband walked out on her after she had stayed home to raise the baby and all of a sudden found out her computer skills she learned on the first IBM were too outdated to compete with the 22 year olds in the work force.

Or maybe ill save my tears for people who werent stupid enough to marry a douch bag rock star who makes shitty music that i consider an assault on my ear drums!

BON JOVI FUCKING SUCKS!
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Green Is Good's picture

If your an actress, it's a given you have mental problems.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 24, 2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
Mrs. K., is that Gary Oldman? :P
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I hate to even say this, but it looks creepily like Adolph Hitler....that "mustache" is dead on.

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Submitted by Cindyloo on June 24, 2008 - 11:36am.

I'd be upset, depressed too if my so called best friend poached my husband. And yet, if my husband leaves me for someone else, that isn't saying much about him. My trust would be in the toilet.
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So it's okay that Heather hired Charlie Sheen's child custody lawyer for her own child custody case? The same lawyer trying to take away Denise's children. What Heather did to Denise is far worse than anything Denise ever did to Heather. How about Heather stop all the drugs and alcohol and plastic surgeries.

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RJII on June 24, 2008 - 9:36am.
Heather. Quit acting, give your money away and become...say a public school teacher. Live off a stagnant middle class salary for a while. Trust, everything will come into perspective by the 1st of the month.

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Sorry guys, but I'm with the "Just can't feel sorry for a woman who has more money and fame that 99.99999% of us and never has to work another day in her life if she doesn't want to" club. Okay, I get that having your scumbag husband levae you for your "best friend" would suck, but that was TWO years ago. Is she suffering from delayed onset depression, or what?

How about taking a little personal responsibility and stopping with all the drug-addled Rock Stars and Actors, whaddya say, Heather-old-girl? Beautiful daughter, great life, gorgeous house....no wonder she's depressed. Fuck her.

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Mrs K,
When i saw that avie, i thought LoLo, or LCT or Kizzy, but it is sweet "no sex talk" Mrs K!!!

What would Pudge say?

islandgirl!
Brilliant.

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euphoria - AWDD!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAA!! brilliant doll, brilliant ;)
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Submitted by Euphoria on June 24, 2008 - 9:45am.
Heather's suffering from AWDD (Attention Whore Deficit Disorder). I bet she figures rehab will lengthen her shelf-life by extending her expiration date by a whole 15 minutes. A lot of Hollyweird is suffering from it.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
Mrs. K., is that Gary Oldman? :P
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Submitted by madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 9:45am.

Yes, I am feeling quite randy today.

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Mrs. K., is that Gary Oldman? :P

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 24, 2008 - 9:46am.

You rang, my love?
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Mrs Kravitz!

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Poor Heather. I hope she gets better. You can get through it girl.

I like Denise a little more after watching her show. I am not sure Heather's issues have anything to do with Denise or whatshisface from Jon boni. I think these are demons everyone faces at some point.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

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Ahhahaa Mrs. K.!

Filthiest avatar EVAH!

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And here I was thinking her issues were exacerbated by a broken marriage and a close friend’s betrayal....stupid me, should’ve known it was all the really important stuff like bad hair and aging.

I'm not a 'Heatherloonie' or even that much of a fan really, but I do wish her well.

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She has that puffy look of injectables in her face.
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Heather's suffering from AWDD (Attention Whore Deficit Disorder). I bet she figures rehab will lengthen her shelf-life by extending her expiration date by a whole 15 minutes. A lot of Hollyweird is suffering from it. ☺

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 24, 2008 - 8:22am.
Okay...what has Denise Richards have to do with any of this?
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Are you serious? Have you been hidden in a cave for the last year?

Google is your friend. Or try the archives here.

Gets your self a clue.

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Get better soon, Heather!

Rot in hell, Denise.

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Depression doesnt pick and choose people, just because she has money it does not excuse her from being depressed. Get better honey. Looks fade, true, but this woman looks FANTASTIC for her age!

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Submitted by OXA on June 24, 2008 - 9:25am.
LOOKS FADE, OLD AGE HAPPENS, ITS JUST PART OF OUR JOURNEY SO U BETTER HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF WHO U ARE AND WHAT IS REAL.
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I can't hate on her for anxiety and depression after a devorce. (i like it better than divorce)

devilgirl,
I'll tell you what, back in the day, in my hair band days, Richie was GOD to me! Now, eeeeeeeeeeck, not so much.

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Afraid to get old, its not so bad if they age naturally.

RJII's picture

Heather. Quit acting, give your money away and become...say a public school teacher. Live off a stagnant middle class salary for a while. Trust, everything will come into perspective by the 1st of the month.

Cindyloo's picture

I'd be upset, depressed too if my so called best friend poached my husband. And yet, if my husband leaves me for someone else, that isn't saying much about him. My trust would be in the toilet.

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Heather still looks good even though she's having a rough time of it.

Stockbroker, please add Denise Richards to the BULLET TRAIN TO HELL list.