Wednesday, June 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 24th!
This is what happens when you let old people sit out in the sun for too long. - midnitedriver
Runners-up:
For fuck's sake- tell these guys we've had enough Bush in America! - ISprainedMyUvula
In news today, marijuana took to the streets in protest to fight for their rights to become legal in the wake of legalized gay marriage - AHardWorkinChick
Heaven........I knew it would be like this!! - peace
Thanks Joey
LMAO! good job Uvula!
ahahahahaha... funny.
Haha, that picture totally reminds me of one of Arj Barker's jokes from the Marijuana-Logues.
"My weed is my village! Arise, sticky green villagers. Big day ahead; meeting at the firepit... Some of you won't be returning home this evening. But be brave, my nuggets, for the hour of weed is upon us. The time has come. For today, we pack the chron at the crack of dawn!"
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
It is a good way to take exercises.Nice pic. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
DeeDee- I'll have an extra cup of non-Croc coffee for you this morning. MUAH!
Congratulations to you other bitches!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
nice job sluts!! hehehehehehe!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Congratulations funny beeches! *smoochies to ISMU *
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Congrats to the winners - funny!!!! :D
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
COMING SOON: The Mossman Prophecies
"Madness takes its toll ... please have exact change."
After a week of sobriety, Woody Harrelson starts to hallucinate.
Tom Cruise was overjoyed that Xenu had finally decided to pay a visit.
What? They can kiss my grass!
Hey baby...is that a wad of grass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
They represent the Mossy-Pop-Guild
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
If you don't like it you can kiss my grass!
To this day, the grassy knoll still searches the streets for the shooter.
In other news...there was a good turnout for the Cheech and Chong mascot tryouts today.
See Stan! I TOLD you using those Chia Pets as bongs would cause some nasty side effects!
we represent the hydroponic kids. the hydroponic kids. the hydroponic kids.
always devonly
These weed warriors are like Brangeloonies...they both worship the sacred hookah.
There's humongous fungus among us!
There was a good turnout at Camila Alves' "Go Green" baby shower over the weekend...but McConaughey got wasted on Margaritas, smoked a few of the guests and was heard waxing poetic, mumbling something about "rolling stoners gathering moss."
The lesser attended "Hay Pride Parade".
Save Our Asses...Go Green!
The CACA Mountain tribe emerge from the forest to witness the unveiling of the statue of their patron saint, Enemus
the weed come marching in one by one
hoorah hoorah!
Woody Harrelson's family.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
The Anti-Weedwacker Society annual parade.
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Do these pants make my grASS look big?
Listen up everyone, if you don't look the border patrol guards in the eyes, they'll never suspect that we're smuggling drugs.
The East Coast AARP had heard for years that the West Coast AARP had smuggled in $100,000s in drugs without getting busted; unfortunately no one warned the East Coast gang that $10 grand in cocaine was easier hidden than $10 grand in pot.
Look, son, here they come! Such honour!
When I am old and ready to pass through to the other side I, too, will march to the Great Fire and fill all of Ganjaland with the joy of my spirit. And so will you, and your son after you...
(damn, these things make me so morbid!)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
the "National Association of Bush Against Brazilian Waxing" has gone green?... good for them
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
Your captions are all great.
Myself, I can't get past: What the FUCK is going on here?!?!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Members of NYC's "secret" hip hop task force display their new marijuana camoflage outfits.
What is soylent green? Soylent green is people!
That was some good weed.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
I trained my Ganja, it now packs itself in my bong and un-seeds before hand.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Attack of the sod people!
Paris Hilton's VD takes to the streets to complain about their working conditions. "Even VD's have rights" says their spokeman.
Living proof that money talks, but bullshit walks.
Well...mothers' always said you're palms would get hairy from masturbating, so I'm guessing that this is the result of tree-hugging.
Call the Rev. Jerry Falwell! I think the Teletubby
on the right is sporting some peen.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
If this is a dream, then Matthew McConagay doesn't want to wake up.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Ch-ch-ch-chia Peepaws.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by TT99 on June 24, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Soylent Green is made out of people. Out of People.
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So are Crocs.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
In other news, there was actually a Pro-Bush rally with George W's remaining 12 supporters.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Soylent Green is made out of people. Out of People.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Fashion Week 2012 goes green. . . forrealz.
Proof that pollen will attack us as predicted in The Happening.