I Miss Dollhouse Dude
Brit Brit and KFed were both at a child custody hearing today. There was a press conference afterwards and I was hoping for a little Dollhouse Dude action, but he wasn't there. Where oh where is he? He's too famous for that shit anyway. He's probably on an international comedy tour or possibly sitting in the Smithsonian. We knew him when......
Anyway, TMZ reports that there were some changes in Brit and KFed's custody arrangement. The Commish has reportedly given Brit Brit overnight visitations. She previously had 3 days of vitiations from 9am to 5pm.
There will be another hearing on July 15th.
I'm sure SPF and JJ are pretty fucking excited. KFed only allows them to take a bong hit before bedtime, but mommy lets them have a couple of bong hits and a whole cup of Purple Drank!
Britney spit out two babies but has no discernible mothering instinct. Giving her back her kids, for whom she seems to have no love, isn't going to change anything.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
What if it melted?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Shitney will be experimenting with how many Coco Puffs she can fit up their butts, so she has a new hiding place for drugs.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 25, 2008 - 12:31am.
DAE, I think she's revving up the crazy. And her reading the newspaper is like Paris reading the bible. It was probably upside down with holes cut out at eye-level.
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I know it's evil, but I really hope so. The crazier she is, the closer the to death she is.
There was probably a Justin Timberlake poster book hidden in the pages.
Paris couldn't touch a bible, she's the spawn od Satan, she would burn if she touched it.
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~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
DAE, I think she's revving up the crazy. And her reading the newspaper is like Paris reading the bible. It was probably upside down with holes cut out at eye-level.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
So 4 months afer you've had TWO breakdowns and you've just been given the right to have your children stay for over night visits, what do you do??
You shop! That's right Unfitney celebrated getting her kids for overnight visitations by visiting Fred Segal.
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=47422&fid=2963
This should give you all a laugh, Unfitney tried to show she was intelligent today, buy showing up for court reading ---- The LA Times. (I think it's the the LA Times - all I can see is the LA bit)
http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/viewthread.php?tid=48710
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Brit will be slipping NyQuil into the boo boos sippy cups.
Is Purple Drank the same as Jesus Juice?
Pappy Spears better be near those babies at all times in case nut-job goes into a frapp frenzy.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I HOPE SHE HAS TO HAVE THE COURT ORDERED MONITOR STAY OVER TOO TO PROTECT THE KIDS. IN MY OPINION. BRITNEY'S BEHAVIOR HAS IMPROVED COS SHE IS MEDICATED, BUT SHE IS STILL AN ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE THAT IS NOT ABLE TO CONSIDER ANYONE'S NEEDS BUT HER OWN.
Coming Soon to a theater near you:
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Dollhouse Dude
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I'm a proud SP!
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the best part of Madame S's hillarious comments is, when reading them, Shirley Temple is saying them.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Green is Good - yep. Sure as shit that once Papa Spears is no longer in control, this bitch will go back to all the crazy shit she was doing before.
Submitted by M.E. on June 24, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Ok, what pisses me the hell off is the Commish is praising her for her improvement?
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She hasn't improved. She's behaving herself because she's been forced to. Once this Conservatorship ends, bitch will go right back to ignoring the kids and flashing her privates.
Submitted by M.E. on June 24, 2008 - 1:23pm.
she doesn't need a therapist! She has Mel Gibson!
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Madam S. sometimes I want to squeeze you like little kittens. I bow to your corniness.
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zomay,
He just couldn't shoulder the burden anymore.
Madam S, maybe he bought too big of a house and the weight of his purchase was way over his head.
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zomay xoxo!
Purple Drank! Just before I had to go through a tonsillectomy I was sure hooked on this shit. Seems like a lame-ass addiction, but it works!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Ok, what pisses me the hell off is the Commish is praising her for her improvement? What fucking improvement? She has done NOTHING to "better" herself, she isn't going to therapist, she isn't seeking and help to find out WHY she behaves as she does and what she can do to be a better mother. No bitch is being fucking babysat by her father to ensure she doesn't "misbehave".
How the FUCK is that an improvement?
Submitted by Kelso on June 24, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Dollhouse Guy was on Last Comic Standing! It was hilarious
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He was? Which season?
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
LMAO @ Ihearthaters.. speaking of britneyloonies.. *eyerolls*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
madam s. I am still laughing.
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Unfortunately, those boys are not done suffering. Britney has much more shit to put them through......she's so selfish......
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
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Submitted by oklahoma on June 24, 2008 - 2:11pm.
ihearthaters.. I didn't even think about the dad. He'll be the one watching the grand kids.. I guess that's what he gets paid for anyways. Babysitting..
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Yeah okie that guy is aging FAST. He is grossly underpaid. All the money in the world can't reverse the damage that stress will do to you. Shitters should feel like such an asshole for putting everyone through her crap but of course she doesn't.
Okay bring on the Shitneyloonies crying about her mental illness and how it's not her fault *eyeroll* LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dollhouse Guy was on Last Comic Standing! It was hilarious
I am so happy for Brit and her boys. They need their mother and she needs them. I think this family can make it. Prayers to them always.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
ihearthaters.. I didn't even think about the dad. He'll be the one watching the grand kids.. I guess that's what he gets paid for anyways. Babysitting..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
Submitted by LoLo on June 25, 2008 - 4:05am.
What would comingback say
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Nice try, but that was waaaaay too eloquent to be our resident nutcase. I mean, I could almost actually understand what you were saying!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by LoLo on June 24, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Damn LoLo, that's pretty fucking close! Holy shit the nostalgia washes over me...GIMME GIMME MORE!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Fuck yes, a Cheeto report! I ♥ you MK, I knew ya'd come thru for us:) What a lovely story to come back to! It feels like good old Shitney times seeing Mr. Dollhouse dude!!
I feel sorry for her dad, he looks like warmed over shit. Babysitting that sorry excuse for a daughter must be exhausting. Ten grand a month ain't NEAR enough imo.
I'm all for the crazy times to come back, as long as the kids don't get hurt. Bring on the schizo, Shitters! You are long overdue=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I saw Dollhouse Dude on "Last Comic Standing". He was waiting in line to audition then repeatedly told the judges he didn't want to be a comic. the guy is seriously nutso, and not in an entertaining, look at the crazy guy sort of way.
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
The best part of Shitney's life, the stellar supporting cast, Dollhouse Dude, comingback and her "wardrobe".
*begins comingback summoning ceremony*
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
What would comingback say
*cue dream sequence ripples*
OK IT REALLY DOES FIGURE I AM UP IN THE POST TALKING TO MOM PANTS WITH GRAPE DRANK AND NO CHEERIOS WITH YOUR PIZZA ASSES LIKE WOW VITAMINS ARE NOT IN THERE! THERE WAS BALL SMELLS IN COURT WHEN CARLA HAD A BOOT CAMERA FLASH UP THE STALL IN GAS STATIONS AND SHE DID NOT DRIVE KIDS OFF CLIFF! COUNTY SLUMBER PARTY IS OK BUT NO SOFA BATERIES CAUSE OUTSIDE AIR SMELLS BETTER THEN COURT BALLS ON HER NOSE AND HE RUBS HER FACE IN HIS TRICKS THAT TAKE BABIES FROM MILK MAID LIKE WOW
Or something like that!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
OH NO! another hearing After July 4th.. ruh roh!! Hope they have that fire extinguisher ready..Dumb Britney will prob let the kids hold black-cats and all kinds of fire works will they shoot off inside her house.. dummy
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Dollhouse Dude is from a tv show that airs here in Brazil.
And though I could care less about Britney, I got addicted to her threads thanks to the true genius that is COMINGBACK.
You hear that, man? You got a fan in me!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
she lets them have frapps too. what kind of mother would "drank" a frapp right in front of their booboos without getting them one as well? because they are babies she gets them extra whipped cream. growing booboos need their whipped cream.
Daddy Jaime is going to have his hands full babysitting Unfitney AND her 2 boo-boos.
Submitted by zomay on June 24, 2008 - 9:00pm.#
Don't mothers have a natural instinct to do this? She is dragging her feet with this.
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The natural instinct Unfitney has is to be drugged up, frapp loving trainwreck. IMO she only had her sons to make Kevin stay.
She doesnt want them, she'd rather work on her "comeback" than fight for her children.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
_Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 24, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Cominbgbackanese is my favorite language!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Got dang, if a judge was to tell me I was unfit to live with my daughter, I would move mountains and what ever else to get her back. Don't mothers have a natural instinct to do this? She is dragging her feet with this.
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Okie, the only thing that would make the impending meltdown that much better would be if COMINGBACK were to make a comeback, like wow check your asstax.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Aw. dollhouse dude
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by M.E. on June 24, 2008 - 8:49pm.
She still can't drive with them right?
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Correct. Small mercy.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
The Commish has reportedly given Brit Brit overnight visitations.
One side of Unfitney is thinking "Yes, take THAT Kevin! I'm gonna get dem kids, then i'll be the get the awards for father of the year!! hahaha"
The other, larger part of Unfitney is going "AW, HELL NO! Not dem mistakes again! Maybe next time i'll throw one out of a car window and if dey bounce..."
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
"but mommy lets them have a couple of bong hits and a whole cup of Purple Drank!"
Thats funny.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Those kids would be better off never seeing Britney again.