Solange Better Watch It
Solange is standing a little too close to HoHan's private pussy. She better stand back or HoHan's greasy snatch hands will attack the Beyonce-hand-me-down-wig sitting on her head! Solange also doesn't want HoHan's twatty ciggie breath screaming at her, "Get your 15-year-old Full House ass off my girlfriend!" Yeah, Solange isn't 15 and has never been on "Full House," but that's the only insult HoHan knows.
Luckily, this didn't happen, but it does look like someone attacked Solange's dress or maybe it came that way? Beyonce probably gave her basement baby sister that dress as a birthday pressie and told her it was a Dior original, but it's really made out of orange silk flowers on clearance from Joann.
Here's Solange, SamRo, HoHan, Beyonce and Mama Knowles at Solange's birthday party. Was her party held in the basement?!
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Was Lindsay invited to the party?!
I know this little girl her name is Maxine...
Solange is so hot.Happy birthday!I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Nice white toenails LOL
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
hmmm not sure what's happening on the 1st pic, second row. what kind of fucked up pose is that. lol shit
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MK, I love you for mentioning Joann. I used to work there.
OT: Hohan actually looks slightly fresh in the 2nd thumbnail. I'm surprised.
Submitted by madam S:
I love how Beyonce convinced poor Solange to wear a House of Derriere dress and then she wore a lovely Diane Von Furstenberg wrap.
are you surprised at her actions? beyonce's low class; she's no better than j-low if you ask me.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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@Manimal5-No doubt! At least Ronson broke out a new hat for the occassion!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 24, 2008 - 10:27pm.
And where is the big coke bowl?
This is like when you get invited to a party and YOU'RE the party.
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Are we sure these aren't after prom pictures? Oh wait, Solange didn't make it to her prom. This whole party just doesn't seem right! No guests, and what few there are are all women, except for the boys in the garage band. Where was this held and how much did the House of Derriere have to pay Ronson to dj? I ahve so many unanswered questions!
Lez out time
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 24, 2008 - 9:59pm.
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Who you callin' ho, ho!
Damn, I miss one Monday night hanging at VFW post 81, and it's the night all the Hos show up.
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solange jus doesnt have a good idea of what looks good on her, thats all
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beyonce actually looks pretty wiwthout that big ass diana ross lacefront she usually wears. i mean, heavens, we can actually see her face for a change LOL
Solange needs to lose the wig and go short like rhianna. her features are too harsh for a big weave like that.
to clarisse
hehe jenna rink. well maybe samro brought the wishing dust.
I get a bit of a lesbian vibe from Solange.
Obviously, whoever attacked her dress also attacked her face.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Well golly gee!! Beyonce sure is carrying that baby well :-D
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
"@CMS-That movie was so bad it put me in a really filthy mood. Ishtar has nothing on that piece of trash. The producers should have been shot on sight."
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i was literally drooling like a retard watching that. my mind went numb.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on June 24, 2008 - 7:59pm.
What a sad, pathetic attempt to garner some scrap of attention from the pubic.
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Sorry, but that made me laugh. Pubic? Nice Freudian slip, Lucy Goosey!! And I totally agree with everything you said. :)
Edited... never mind! And I hope you don't think I was making fun of you.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
What a sad, pathetic attempt to garner some scrap of attention from the public.
I am referring to all 3 so called "ladies" in the photos. I use that term loosely since I realize that one of them is gender confused, another is an acting prostitute and the last one is a "second fiddle" in brass section.
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picture number 4...everyone has a misshapened head...
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sexy motherfucker...
Leave the gayelles and the ghetto Frank Stallone aloonnneee!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
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She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
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LOL!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Poor thing looks like a ghetto '70's stripper with Tina Turner aspirations that will never be...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What's that orange bag she's wearing? One of Mama Knowles' designs?
Just had a sip of the Haterade...yummers. Is it just me or does Beyonce look jackalish in that pic where she and Solange are holding hands?
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
I am always secretly cheering for Solange, but homegirl just needs to make a clean break and leave for good.
Why would Mama Derriere favor her when her 'only child' made 80 mil last year.
They are dressed in black because they are mourning Solange's career that never was.
Well, at leat her son will always love her.
Or will he?!
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I feel kind-of bad for this sad, stupid-looking girl.
Oh, my god! Is that really her dress or did Blohan's firecrotch ignite Solange? That poor woman deserves at least one decent dress NOT from that shiteous House of Derierre collection on her birfday! I mean, take the sister to Bananna Republic AT LEAST! That shit is better than the horrid crap that Mama Knowles and her preferred child force that poor girl to wear!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mama Knowles is the puppet master.
Was anybody ELSE at this party? It seems rather deserted...
Why is everyone in black for a Birfday party in summer. Are they sorry she lived??? and then to put her in Pumpkin? Egads, did momma hope for a holloween babee?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 24, 2008 - 2:38pm.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
@CMS-That movie was so bad it put me in a really filthy mood. Ishtar has nothing on that piece of trash. The producers should have been shot on sight.
Anyone can look like Beyonce. All you need are the following...
* Pad-a-Panty (available on the back pages of any Ebony magazine)
* lace front wig (or a cheap knock off in the Meat Packing district for those on a crack rock budget)
* bronzer
bake at 500 degrees, and...
Ta-fuckin-da!
instant House of Derriere
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testing testing
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Fuck I look like Beyonce. A skinny 'white' version but with her hair pulled back like that I'll be damned if my face doesn't bear a heavy resemblance to hers. Its the bone structure. Ugh.
My parents claim to be Italian and Irish so either I am buggin or someone is lyin.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
i saw lindsay lohan in "I know Who Killed Me", if you do anything before you die, please watch this hot mess of a movie.
everything was horrendous. The acting, the directing, Lindsay's swollen buttaface, everything, all around hot mess d'jour.
LOL I made it 10 minutes through. It makes Gigli look like Citizen Cane.
@Clarisse-Hell no, it was one of the best comments out there today. I am still chuckling about it. It does look like her party, not even as good as Jenna's!
Solange is like the red-headed step child no one wants to play with. No offense to any red-headed step children, by the way.I'm sure you're all 1000x lovelier than So Orange
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
devilgirl,
Phew! I thought the Jenna reference was gonna sink like a lead balloon.
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Missy that was funny. I am going to show it to my friend tonight when we get back from the bars.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Solong Knowles + Blohan + SamRo = Gayelle Summit
I wonder how much they had to pay Beyonce to make an appearance?
well i guess we know which knowles is taking beyonces place....
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I like how mama Knowles and Beyonce are dressed like twin cocktail waitresses at an airport bar!
Ha, ha, Clarisse, Jenna Rink's party! LMAO!
I like the pic of SamRo, Hillary Duff and LoHan standing together.
Oh- that's Solange?
Hmm...?
I'm "kind of" evil