It's Just A Kiss

This Heinz Deli Mayo ad featuring two dudes kissing was taken off the air after receiving more than 200 complaints in one week from a bunch of sensitive whores. I mean, the ad doesn't even have tongue or a salad toss. The whiners bitched that the ad was "offensive" and "unsuitable to be seen by children" and also forced them to talk about same-sex relationships with their kiddies.

Heinz UK said, "It is our policy to listen to consumers."

Several gay rights group have already asked for a boycott of all Heinz products. One of the HBICs of Stonewall, a gay rights group, told The Telegraph, "We're shocked that an innocuous ad should have been withdrawn in this way. I can't imagine that Heinz would respond to protests about black people featuring in their adverts."

Heinz needs to send me the addresses of all the 200 measly skanks who complained. I'll send them private videos of all the kinky homo shit I can do with mayo. Give them something to really complain about. Mmmm....mayo. I can eat that shit by the spoonful. I can eat mayo and butter sandwiches all day long. But not Heinz! I'm a Hellmann's lover anyway.

VIA Towleroad

Thanks Ben

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Gay

Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:08pm.

parissucks,

$21 million?! Maybe the Vatican will pony up the cash for him.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:08pm.

I use Hellman's or Miracle Whip.

People need to get a grip and chill out.
There are shittier commercials than this.

Lifewater ad with Naomi Campbell? Now that's an offensive commercial to lizards.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:08pm.

Why is it that black people always have to be dragged into things? Whenever something is bad it's either compared to the Holocaust, Hitler, or what's it's like to be black. And almost always, no, just plain ALWAYS the comparissons are weak at best. Taking a commerical off that has gay elements is like, well it's like taking a commercial off that has gay elements.

~*Head Bitch*~

Submitted by NYAPPLES on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:07pm.

Submitted by tangerine on June 24, 2008 - 5:34pm.

thanks, Elton John needs to throw a fit about this shit, if not him then I fully expect George Michael who seems to criticize bullshit like the British army, at least this time it is some unfair backwards shit.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:07pm.

That was a great concept for a commercial!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!

I'm "kind of" evil

Submitted by soul on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:06pm.

that was cute and sweet; we use Kraft and French's.
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Submitted by MAD on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:04pm.

nothing makes me more mad than shit like this. Especially ESPECIALLY the part about having to explain things to their fucking kids... I mean really, do their fucking kids live in a fucking bubble?? These are probably the same 'kids' who are planning mass murders at their local middle school... give me a fat fucking break.

I AM BOYCOTTING HEINZ!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

Submitted by tangerine on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:04pm.

Tehe NYAPPLES I lol'd at your quote.

"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:03pm.

Is this place in any way connected to Teresa Heinz?

And please, I kiss all my close friends on the lips. I am so glad I don't live in a homophobic, up-tight place.

Get over it. Suck face today!

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Submitted by tangerine on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:01pm.

21 million?! Why even bother setting a bail? Most of us could never afford that. Dude is going to be in jail for a long time. And why does everyone think that Hathaway chick is gay? Any good gossip?

"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon

Submitted by NYAPPLES on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:01pm.

lol "come straight from home sweet cheeks" that is one hot ass household. I'll take that over, the 80's phoney baloney Folgers house commercials. Does anyone know if 200 complaints is alot in one week for a company?

I would figure its not, it seems more people didnt mind it and didnt complain, so why take of the air a commercial for a measley 200 people, of whom a lot are probably the same person writing complaints over and over.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 5:00pm.

Kids don't notice stuff like that. Like they watch commercials. They do the same thing adults do, the channel surf.

Submitted by tangerine on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:59pm.

I also like mayo.

"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:58pm.

I saw O'Reilly was making a stink about it, even though it was never shown in the US. He'll probably, no, surely, take credit.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:58pm.

I LOVE that commercial!! I gotta find that on Youtube.

Submitted by MadgeicLife on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:58pm.

This would be a great excuse to talk to the kids about different kinds of families. Heather has a white daddy and a black mommy, Heather has two mommies, Heather has no parents, etc.

BTW, 200 complaints isn't that much to merit a removal, is it? It's not like the UK has 400 residents.

Step up, Heinz!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:58pm.

Off topic:

Anne Hathaway's ex's bail has been set!

The Italian businessman was arrested on Tuesday, and now, his bail has been set at $21 million.

EEK!

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Submitted by tangerine on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:57pm.

I like the commercial. I think it's cute.

"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon

Submitted by forever.now on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:56pm.

is this like the levis commercial that had two versions (guy pulling up his levis and a phonebooth with someone sexy: a girl or a guy) with the gay version being shown on channels like bravo with a lot of gay viewership? because if that's the case these people really have a lot of nerve complaining.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:55pm.

A Miley Cyrus photo spread is way more unsuitable for children

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I say we get dangerous

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:54pm.

Awesome commercial.So much for Europeans & their "progressive attitudes" towards social issues.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:54pm.

Hellmann's Mayo all the way!

I can do the kinky shit too

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I say we get dangerous

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:54pm.

i have my little mo of a penis inside a jar full of mayo as we speak!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 4:54pm.

Mayo is BARFORAMA!!!

Seriously...when I've been drinking and its time to totally have a pukefest...I think of a huge bowl of warm mayonaise...and eating a large spoonful of it. BLECH!!!!

That gets me everytime!!

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