One Of These Things Does Not Belong
Sherri Shepherd looks like she wandered into a fancy pants gay club. Talk about a boner killer. Sherri's stupid ass visited The Chippendales show last night in Las Vegas. I thought Chippendales dancers were supposed to be hot? I just see a bunch of butterfaces with douchey tattoos.
It's hard for me to find any male stripper hot ever since my friend told me a little story.
I might have told this crap before, so just roll your eyes and move along if you've heard it before. So, my friend was at some bachelorette party and of course they had some guido stripper shaking his junk for all of them. Guido stripper went from girl to girl and practically dick slapped. The next day, my friend's eye was all swollen and nasty. She went to the doctor and guess what was in that bitch's eye? A fucking dead crab. Hell no! This is why you should always wear blue blockers around guido strippers.
Hopefully, Sherri got a crab in her eye and it will keep her off "The View" for a couple of days. Oh and I was just joking about not finding male strippers hot. I'd do sexy times with all of them, crabs and all. I'd just bring my own melted butter for dipping.
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Oh my god, thanks Michael K for making me feel like I was going to barf up the panini I just ate for dinner.
That anecdote will continue to haunt me, probably for the rest of my life.
@Devilgirl~ahahaha! This has become a serious problem for me though because I work nights so I sit here all day!! I really need to be doing dishes and stuff like that! I managed to get all my wedding invitations done yesterday! I was sooo proud of myself. So do you have any other cats besides Babykins? I have another dude, and old guy, named Floyd Jameson, hehe. I will put his pic on here sometime. Aren't cats so much better than guys? Well, at least in the "don't talk back, don't tell lies" area? I wish my fiance could be like Floyd, completely devoted and silent, lol. I am mean.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Miss Clarisse, I do NOT recall that epic film, Highlander though.....oooooh yes.
I think we might have similar tastes in men, excluding The Brad, not sure if you ever liked him.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Homeboy on the bottom right looks like he just stepped off of the Mormon Express. Damn. [no offense to Mormons] he looks wet behind the ears.
The dude on the bottom left looks like the guy on Love Boat! LMFAO!
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No i do not. Do you know the made for TV movie about the models on an island and they get picked off one by one? Adrian Paul baby!!!
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@Tangerine-Aren't men predictable! I know, I desperately need to do some things responsible people do, but am having trouble with the responsibility part!
Does anyone remember the made for TV movie about the murder of one of the creators of Chippendales???
Yummy Victor Webster was one of the dancers...
I had NO idea it was still around, I thought Thunder From Down Under put them out of business and calendar making.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I can't stand Sherri Sheephead Shepherd! She's a homophobic fundamentalist moron bitch!!!
@Devilgirl~ That's so funny because he was hovering over me, and I was like "what?! Go away!" haha I didn't even think he might be jealous or something. Hey thanks, devilgirl, it was nice talking to you. I may be here for a bit longer, and then I should really peel myself away and do responsible things :( ttyl!
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Sherri is totally wearing 3-ply steel-belted spanx...lol. So she can look SEX-AY for them chipperdales...woot!!
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@Tangerine- Cute name. Have a great time out tonight. Men always get so bent out of shape over message boards. My ex would always hover like a vulture, trying to see if I was meeting some guy on line. Yeah, I know Dlisted is the dating site everyone goes to!
the dead crab... GROSS!!
you know the doctor ran back in and screamed "omfg you have a DEAD CRAB in your EYE wtf were you doing!?"
this is why it never pays to be a good sport. the male stripper starts swinging his crabs around... hide behind your purse!
She has some real knee-shooters! What she needs is a steel belted underwire bra to heft up that weighty boobage.
BLECH...a dead CRAB?!?!?! holy wonky mcvaltrex!!!
on another note...Sherri has some GINORMOUS chichi's....that's some super-strength, ultra hold, steel strapping, extra double over the shoulder boulder holder!!!!
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Thanks ME, I'll look into that.
I'm gonna do a hit and run post. Gotta go make burritos and lice, i mean, rice, for me and my man.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Sensi - Off Topic - the bra subject again. The one I have that I absolutely love is the Body by Victoria Ipex.
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On sale for $19.99 right now!
@Devilgirl~ Yeah, I heard that about it being the most stressful time, but he is just being mean. He even made fun of me for going on Dlisted last night because he was gettin' on my nerves so I grabbed a beer and settled in. "Going on your stupid message boards again, loser." Ummm..I used to be quite the party animal and he complained about that so now I stay home, and now I am a loser. *rolls eyes* So, to prove how non-loserly I am, I am going out tonight and see how he likes that!! Actually, it's for my friend's bday so I had it planned already. Well, good for you on getting out of a bad relationship and seeing through his lies! It takes a lot of strength to do that. Guys can be so lame, lol. Babykins Mushroom!! I love it!! She is definitely model material. My avie is the new addition to our family, Flip "Do-da" Thunders. He just goes by Flip or Do-da though. I am a total dork when it comes to my babies.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
LMAO! I didn't even notice that thumbnail until you mentioned it CUTues. That is the funniest thing. Slonage may have had a more exciting party had she had the Chippenfags there.
I guess the moral of the story is wear goggles to bachelorette parties...damn! A dead crab?
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
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Aw damn! That just ruined nipple rings for me!
CUNTues.,
No. Don't be silly! The Chippies are performing at Solange's b-day "bash".
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6th Thumbnail: Solange was playing instruments
at the chippendales show? lmao
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
3rd Thumbnail - Sooooo, this is what happened to Kip Winger.
Well, Sherri's the sole heterosexual, I'd wager.
@Tangerine- I hear things get very tense for most couples right before the wedding. They say it is the most stressful time a couple goes through. No dating for me, and I am thinking it will be quite a while before I can even think about it. I am o.k. My ex won't leave me alone. He is a lying cheat, and the worst part is he won't own up to any of it. He keeps showing up telling me that everyone but him lies to me. I am not naive or dumb. My avie is my cat, Babykins Mushroom, she will turn 4 on the 4th of july. She does have that model thing going for her. I commented on another thread that your avie is cute- your kitten? By the way, cold feet are normal before any major change in your life.
Ew fucking yuck @ dead crab. What the fuck.
This twat is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
Why is she famous again?
I see a couple of things wrong. There are eight penises (penii??) and eighteen sets of balls in that picture.
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I think that guy on the left in the top row is my dentist.
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I need an extra handful of Percocet and a voddie after looking at this shit. Ugh.
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I find Sherri Shephard absolutely repulsive.
The Bimbo with the Himbos.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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BTW~ is that your kitty? He/she is smiling with his eyes! Very cute cat.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
@devilgirl~ thanks, I appreciate the positive words. We could be better by days end if I would just let things go like he wants me to, but he has been starting problems the last couple of weeks now and I am at my wit's end. We are getting married Aug 17th, but I am starting to get cold feet. I am sorry to hear you just went through a bad break-up. How are things now? Have you begun dating yet? My fiance and I had broken up a year ago for like 8 months (yes, we are on of those couples) and I was devastated. That is how I found Dlisted :)
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
The thought of a greased-up roid case tossing his junk in my face doesn't turn me in in the least. Women are turned on by so much more than the visual. Men love strippers---it's all about what they see. Women need to be mentally turned on.
Total butter faces! I saw the Thunda from down unda last time I was in vegas and we renamed them to the Butterfaces from down under! HA!
Call me crazy, but I just don't dig men with bigger tits than fucking Pamela Anderson.
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@Tangerine- Don't let the men get you down. I have to say that Dlisted has been great for me during my hideous break-up with my boyfriend these last few months. The humor has lifted my spirits on many of occasions. You and the fiance will be better by the days end. It sucks fighting though, I know how you feel!
I too hate The View but I don't think she doesn't necessarily belong in the picture. I mean, haven't you guys seen the It's Raining Men video? HELLO!
*shocked*
I would have sued the establishment that the guido stripper came from.
That is fucking disgusting!!!
Last bachelor party I crashed, the chicks were getting it on with a double dong.
It was quite impressive!
Have fun with the Chippendales all...i'm off to make some money.....
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
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chippendales/guy strippers are NOT hot..
Ahahaha devilgirl! I mean I am sure it was not funny at the time because you were the one that was subjected to the ass stench, but the way you told the story cracked me up. I love this sight, I am fighting with my fiance today and I am sad, but this place never fails to cheer me up. I appreciate the witty conversations and stories around here :)
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Hehe you tell the best stories, M...guy who writes this stuff. A dead crab in her eye...wow. You think you've heard everything but you read Dlisted and...wow. A dead crab...in her eye.
Anyway, I saw The View this morning and these guys preformed. It was to early for that shit...at least for the ladies in the audience. They didn't like it. I am all about well muscled guys in the morning. I thought it was funny because Sherri knows all of them by name.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
DEAD CRAB STORY:FUCKING HY-LARIOUS!
Chips' must not be paying to well these days.
Hell...a solid coupla' weeks of cardio & I could make that squad.
A dead crab? R u joking? My cousin used to be a stripper (a really bad one). Anyway, she wanted me to come to her club and meet her friends on her night off. This place had both male and female strippers. I sat on the side of the club with the male strippers and this one idiot baffoon kept dancing for me, trying to get me to fork over some dough. He then goes and does this move where he bends over in front of me and OH MY GOD! The stench from his ass was unlike anything I had ever smelled in my life. I got up, ran to the ladies room, came back and when he came shashaying over to me again, I gave him a roll of toilet paper that I stole from the ladies room and told him to use it!
OMFG that is disgusting. I don't find male strippers attractive at all. I also don't like how the swing their junk in your face at bachelorette parties. I can't keep a straight face. It's embarrassing.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Word on the grade schools around the nation is that if you say Paris Hilton three times in front of a mirror you also get crabs. True story.
I cannot STAND Sherri. She is STUPID. A MORON. Is she supposed to represent the Idiots in this country on The View?
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
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Did they Photoshop GayAl on his knees out of the pic?!
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Is it the fat umpa lumpa in the purple dress????