One Of These Things Does Not Belong

Sherri Shepherd looks like she wandered into a fancy pants gay club. Talk about a boner killer. Sherri's stupid ass visited The Chippendales show last night in Las Vegas. I thought Chippendales dancers were supposed to be hot? I just see a bunch of butterfaces with douchey tattoos.

It's hard for me to find any male stripper hot ever since my friend told me a little story.

I might have told this crap before, so just roll your eyes and move along if you've heard it before. So, my friend was at some bachelorette party and of course they had some guido stripper shaking his junk for all of them. Guido stripper went from girl to girl and practically dick slapped. The next day, my friend's eye was all swollen and nasty. She went to the doctor and guess what was in that bitch's eye? A fucking dead crab. Hell no! This is why you should always wear blue blockers around guido strippers.

Hopefully, Sherri got a crab in her eye and it will keep her off "The View" for a couple of days. Oh and I was just joking about not finding male strippers hot. I'd do sexy times with all of them, crabs and all. I'd just bring my own melted butter for dipping.