Tuesday, June 24th 2008
TMI: Jack Black Edition
Since today is obviously "dirty ass" day at Dlisted, here's a related quote from Jack Black. Jack talked about all the ways he used entertain himself as a child.
"I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt."
My stomach doesn't even want to know what he did with those Coco Pops after they fell out of his ass. Fudge coated Coco Pops! I'm sure there's still a few up in there. Snap! Crackle! Poop! Oh wait, that's Cocoa Krispies. He probably stuck those up there too.
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Mrs.Kravitz, islandgirl, Diamond Dawg: High Fidelity is a great movie only because of Cusack. King Kong, however, is a different story.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Diamond Dawg, High Fidelity was a good movie, although in my opinion in spite of Jack Black. It was because of the hotness that is John Cusack.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Diamond Dawg, High Fidelity was a good movie, although in my opinion in spite of Jack Black. It was because of the hotness that is John Cusack.
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heh. ya. i liked High Fidelity a little better than School of Rock.
If you are a John Cusack fan, then you will LOVE this quiz. It's called "The John Cusack Test - Which John Cusack Are You"
http://www.couplandesque.net/boredom/johnquiz.htm
he looks like he's been on a 3 day drinking binge. Could someone please tell him Memorial Day ended a month ago? That's probably why he's talking smack about cereal. He's got wet brain!!
Diamond Dawg, High Fidelity was a good movie, although in my opinion in spite of Jack Black. It was because of the hotness that is John Cusack.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 24, 2008 - 3:35pm.
I like Jack Black, but I've only seen him in High Fidelity and School of Rock.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE School of Rock.
It's like the best movie E-VAH!!!!!
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yeah. i got confused on the cocoa puffs or pops part. are there cocoa pops? or just puffs? whatev. i never liked chocolate cereals anyway.
I like Jack Black, but I've only seen him in High Fidelity and School of Rock.
Mrs. K., really? Well then, I have just changed my mind. Nothing brings the funny quite like laser farts! :)
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Oh, is he actually referring to Cocoa Puffs instead of Coco Pops? If that's the case, I can totally understand shoving those up yer ass. Cocoa Puffs are nothing more than bastard chocolate Kix, and that shit can't hold a candle to Coco Pops/Krispies. Humpf...
Sick. I love Jack Black but seriously the guy is nuts. That's really gross. Who sticks Coco puffs up the poop chute? I can't even imagine a child thinking that shit up.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
I bet if I tried to eat Cocoa Pops now I would barf. First the lurch, then the heave, then the full-on vomitus maximus.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 3:23pm.
I find Jack Black to be spectacularly unfunny.
*Sputter sputter spewing iced tea all over my puter screen*
WHAT The HELL Are You Talking About You Crazy Woman?!?!?!
He's this generation's Jerry Lewis.
I guess you've never seen Laser Fart!
It's about a man named Dan (who eats a burrito from a dysfunctional microwave... In turn he becomes a superhero... One that farts lasers...
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 24, 2008 - 3:09pm.
I dub today ... Dirty Sanchez Day on Dlisted
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Ahhhhhh. The common [sticky brown] thread running through all of today's items. Including the Himbos, Lesbos, Phonebos.
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I find Jack Black to be spectacularly unfunny.
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ok, i lurves me some jb, but i'll never look at cocoa puffs the same. definitely TMI.
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Submitted by forever.now on June 24, 2008 - 3:16pm.
I thought it was strange that I liked to pour various liquids in a cup to see what would happen when they were mixed and then poured all of it out. I loved doing that as a little kid. maybe I should be a bartender...
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Ya. My BF and I tried to bake a cake in a MICROWAVE when they first came out. Do I have to tell you it was popping sloshy hot a$$ mess?? After which we got yelled at by her mother? We were ALWAYS getting yelled at by her mother. And her sisters.
Cuntress ,
Very true. Without Louie C.K, where would Dane Cook get all of this jokes?
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Run! It's the clergy!
There's a DJ on a local radio station here in AZ who's always talking about "The Two Finger Mexican Oil Change"
No one knows what it is or what it means, but we all pretty much agree its something gross having to do with sexee times.
Why on earth would you tell the world about putting cereal up your ass? I bet all the green rooms on talk shows he does from now on will have bowls of cocoa kripies, pops, whatever, in them. What a chocolaty douche bag!
I thought it was strange that I liked to pour various liquids in a cup to see what would happen when they were mixed and then poured all of it out. I loved doing that as a little kid. maybe I should be a bartender...
we were (kind of)good while MK was living la vida loco in Vegas. Because today has become "WhaFreshHell" Tues....punishment for some percieved slight?
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Aww, cheer up Clarisse we still have Louie C.K.!
I was a scientist too and I'm sure we'll also find some carrots, crab cakes and a tube of frosting up his ass.
Jack Black is whack.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I dub today...
Dirty Sanchez Day on Dlisted
we're all down with the brown!
gimme a low 5!
poo on you!
www.myspace.com/triston
@Mike-ROFLMAO!
Is it just me, or does Jack's head look photoshopped on his body?
When is Jack due?
And why does he have RDJ's autograph on him?
I am very much enjoying Dirty Ass Day and would like it to be a regular feature. Fun!
Snap! Crackle! Poop!
MK, You're correct. They're known as Cocoa Krispies in the US.
Sorry, Jack, but you can't upstage the phone peeper.
I think I can safely and honestly say that as a child, I NEVER shoved anything up my ass.
Cocoa poops is more like it!!
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 24, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Doesn't his stomach look like the head of a manatee?
Well, I every time I see him I have a desire to run over him with a power boat - does that count?
True comedy is a dying art.
Carlin is gone, the Python age is fading, then Izzard, then comedy is dead.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Doesn't his stomach look like the head of a manatee?
What he called cocoa pops, we simply call turds!
After the CocoPuffs failed to entertain him he then inserted PopRocks.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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