Bitch Didn't Waste Any Time
Something tells me Stella Doreen's umbilical chord is still attached in these pictures. Baby Stella D went from Tori the Hutt's snatch (shudder) straight to the photo studio. There was no time to deal with pesky medical shit. Tori the Hutt and her creepy husband have bills to pay!
Yes, that's little Stella Doreen with her raptor-faced mommy on the cover of OK! Magazine. Stella D looks like a precious, Photoshopped golden raisin. I mean, can she even open her eyes yet?! Somebody tell Stella that it's best she keeps her eyes closed. She's much too young and innocent to deal with Tori the Hutt's fugly ass mug.
Tori told OK! that Stella D was an accident. A happy accident. She said, "I was on one pill and wasn't feeling well, so I went off of it. Two days later, the doctor put me on another, and on that one day, we conceived. It was meant to be!" Wait, so Tori the Hutt and creepy husband do sexay times? Waitress! Another ten cups of coffee please!
Tori also talked about the first time she saw her little Stella, "My first thought was, 'My god, she's so beautiful. My second thought was, 'Oh my god, she has black hair! Where did that come from?' [laughs] Liam has blonde hair and is very fair. She was born with black hair, very tan."
Uh...oh...Tori the Hutt has been bumping genitals with the mail man. And she had a tan baby?! MiserAlba's going to be pissed!!!
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Submitted by Emma G on June 26, 2008 - 1:27pm.
BLONDE? Liam looks like a ranga' to me..
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Thank You! I didn't want to say it since I don't have kids, and somehow I feel like that doesn't give me the right to say some woman's baby is ugly, but poor Liam. Spelling genes AND he's a ginge?
BLONDE? Liam looks like a ranga' to me..
A baby being born with a gender is not a miracle. They have to be one thing or another. Except in rather rare and difficult cases, when they are not... But that is another matter.Were you on a millionaire&celeb dating club RICHLOVING.COM ever before, one of my close friends told me that he saw your profile there
Submitted by Phoebe on June 26, 2008 - 12:14am.
She's the opposite of Rumer Willis. Rumer has a big face with little features, and Tori has gigantic features on a small face.
You make an excellent point. I had not noticed, but now you mention it, Rumer's face does look like they ordered a size 20 head with size 10 features.However, I still think Tori's chin is huge, on an Anniston level in fact. Imagine being Spelling's daughter and so ugly. Bet Candy was upset- sorry mate, he's ugly,kids are ugly no matter how much money you chuck at them. Which Tori could catch with her chin......
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Tori also talked about the first time she saw her little Stella, "My first thought was, 'My god, she's so beautiful. My second thought was, 'Oh my god, she has black hair! Where did that come from?' [laughs] Liam has blonde hair and is very fair. She was born with black hair, very tan."
Umm.. hello.. hasn't she heard about something called genetics???
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She's the opposite of Rumer Willis. Rumer has a big face with little features, and Tori has gigantic features on a small face.
Thank God that baby's eyes are closed. Can you imagine seeing that close up?
The little boy is cute, but how sad is that picture !
Looks like a doll if you ask me.
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That baby is SURPRISINGLY gorgeous. She is so tiny and sweet. I'm not being mean but I HOPE she doesn't grow up to resemble Tori too much.
Hell I ain't no Supermodel but poor Tori was hit by the ugly stick and then some.
So apparently Stelllaah is a miracle baby becuae Tori wished for a girl (50% chance, basically) and she conceived while switching birth control pills? you're freakishly fertile when you stop the pill, who has unprotected sex and then gets surprised when you get knocked up in that situation? It'd almost be a miracle if she didn't get fertilized.
Dear god what is that chin about? I would hate to judge the Desparate Dan look alike contest where she competes with Rumer Willis.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
In the last pic that poor boy looks so 'left out'
and ew MK!
strange pic above. thier other kid is castoff to the side of the frame...like an afterthought. i didn't even notice hime until i looked for the second time. bitches are both gross...
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 25, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Jabba the Twat may be cut out of Aaron Spelling's fortune, but I'll bet grandchildren haven't.
There's probably a Trust instrument set up for them. But Tori and Deano won't see a penny.
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A college fund for each child would be a nice gesture.
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Submitted by pompom on June 25, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Ugh. A baby being born with a gender is not a miracle. They have to be one thing or another. Except in rather rare and difficult cases, when they are not... But that is another matter.
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Her miracle statement went completely over my head, I guess. Why does she think it a miracleto have a girl? Not like this is her fourth pregnany and her first 3 were boys. Someone like Posh can make that statement if she had another baby. Tory just seems still amazed that sex leads to babies.lol.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Last night I watched a bit of their Home Sweet Hollywood show... I would have just switched it after a minute but I was intrigued. Tori was jealous of Dean's scuba diving instructor, and she was whining to Dean that she didn't want him to leave her for the instructor. Then she went on the boat and in the clips that she was talking to the camera she was like: That bitch is totally flirting with my husband! I found it funny because the instructor was annoying but at the same time she wasn't openly flirting with him and if I were her and saw the show later on and heard all the weird/creepy/jealous things Tori had to say about me I'd be pissed!
But at the same time watching the show made me like Tori more. She's funny.
Jabba the Twat may be cut out of Aaron Spelling's fortune, but I'll bet grandchildren haven't.
There's probably a Trust instrument set up for them. But Tori and Deano won't see a penny.
Ugh. A baby being born with a gender is not a miracle. They have to be one thing or another. Except in rather rare and difficult cases, when they are not... But that is another matter.
Why are these infants on the covers of magazines week after week? Since when have we become a world of infant worshippers?
It's never too early to start saving spare change up for a plastic surgery fund for this girl's sweet sixteen.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
We never thought you'd have a daughter either, we never knew God could demonstrate such cruelty to another human being (i.e. Stella). What hell her life will be. ALso, who'd have thought anyone would ever want to stick their peen near her death squid??? Didn't it shrivel up and go into the fetal position rocking itself to delirium????
Submitted by Genevieve on June 25, 2008 - 11:31am.
They named her Stella Doreen?!?!?!? Um hello! That is way too much like the Stella Dora cookie!!!! They got her name from a nasty biscuit!
LMAO...don't know where they got the name Stella, but Doreen is after Dean McToolbag's dead mother.
Did the peroxide seep into what little brain matter she has left or did she simply forget that she is a fake blonde?
An aside: she looks like Jabba the Hut.
I hope her face skips her children's generation. They deserve better than pug-mug
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Absolutely adorable. Babies are so cute. I don't think Tori Spelling is ugly at all. I think her daughter, if raised right, will be lovely young lady. No would say anything about her nose if people weren't so freaking mean and let the damn kid be a kid.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
They named her Stella Doreen?!?!?!? Um hello! That is way too much like the Stella Dora cookie!!!! They got her name from a nasty biscuit!
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Submitted by dustbunny on June 25, 2008 - 10:27am.
babies feature are usually not prominent at this stage.
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Dayum! You are SO right! That's a huge nose for a little baby. Poor girl!
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babies feature are usually not prominent at this stage. I swear I see Tori's real nose on that poor little girl.
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it's clear tori can't be trusted to take her yaz pills, so i hope she opted to have her tubes tied or had that lipless hubby get his balls sniped, so that another baby won't come out of her crotch...
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Aww. Cuteeeeeeee baby. Too bad they couldn't get a photo of the baby with her eyes open.
Damn. Poor Tori and her effed up face. All that make-up and still fug. *OUCH*
Tori looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
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Submitted by Stock Broker on June 25, 2008 - 8:40am.
WTF? Doesn't Tori know basic math?
You have a 50-50 chance of having a girl you twit.
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Silly question, Stocky. Tori's math consists of This Is How Much + What I Have in My Purse = Put It On A Credit Card.
And she is probably not aware that her eggs are neutral, and it's the sperm that determines the gender of the baby. She probably thinks the Vlasic stork impregnated her...she IS that stupid.
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God, Tori looks extremely fug in that cover shot. She outdid herself this time.
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Idiot. She probably was off it more than 2 days. Anyway, they (doctors, the instructions on the freakin' box) say when you switch BC pill types, you need to give the new one a full week or two before it's truly effective. Not being extra-careful during that time is pretty chancy, and it's how my best friend got pregnant with her son as well years ago.
I just can't get over that WHORRible picture
they posted of that Spears girl.. kind of funny
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WTF? Doesn't Tori know basic math?
You have a 50-50 chance of having a girl you twit.
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Tori's mistake was thinking the pills were suppositories.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Tori looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Banayna on June 25, 2008 - 9:51am.
The baby looks like her hubby.
Are you saying the baby looks like a slow child toucher?
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Big surprise - Tori Spelling doesn't know how to act OR take the birth control pill!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 25, 2008 - 8:42am.
Wow, she's full of crap AND lying to the creepy husband about being on the pill.
You can't get pregnant being off the pill for 2 days. I think she stopped taking them a while ago, if she took them at all. It was probably Tic Tacs.
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I totally agree with you and the first post by putsomestankonit about her story not ringing true. Tori did not get knocked up after one day off the pill. I've been on them for years and have always always heard that once you come off them, it takes at least a couple of weeks for your body to regulate. I call B.S.
Its cute how Liam is leaning over in that pic. He's like "Hell, now I"ll have to take Mimi La Rue's place in her buggy and doggy bed now that this baby has arrived"
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A teary eyed Shitney would be a way better cover.
She waited until she was solo to do that though, hwore.
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The baby looks like her hubby.
Bradiful, I didn't even notice that Huge headline about Spears Baby. WTf, if it says that, then she should be on the cover. Total Fuckery going on!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Wow that cover is so discombobulated.
The Spears get the top headline but totally shafted to the side.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Wow, she's full of crap AND lying to the creepy husband about being on the pill.
You can't get pregnant being off the pill for 2 days. I think she stopped taking them a while ago, if she took them at all. It was probably Tic Tacs.