Wednesday, June 25th 2008
A Boring Divorce
I'm falling asleep just thinking about it! Ted Casablanca over at E! is reporting that two boiled potatoes may be splitting up very soon. Apparently, Ben Affleck's mommy never liked Jennifer Garner. Probably because Mommy Affleck needed to overdose on NoDoz every time she was around Garner.
Benny's spokesbitch said, "We usually don't comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won't post that item. It's all BS."
I would probably weep one black tear if Bennifer the Sequel split up. If these two blocks of wood can't make their marriage last, nobody can.
Image: Wenn
Now that's why Jen tried too hard to play a good mommy and called paps everytime she went out with her daughter.
Those fake pics were just screaming: "I'm a good mommy! Look how much time I'm spending with my child! Full custody is mine!"
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I think she's just beautiful. He's a fucking tool! Don't believe the divorce rumors for one second. Too soon!!!! God I hate him so much!!!
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I always thought this relationship odd. He doesn't seem like he wants to be married and she's a ho.
Hm didn't see that coming.....
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How can any mother not like boring ass Jennifer Garner? She seems like a mother-in-laws wet dream. She's the perfect Stepford wife.
and any minute now j-whore is going to dump mark anthony and run right back to ben. i can see it now. she'll leave him with the babies to.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Loved Jennifer Garner and I really like Ben Affleck... would like to see them together but to have Jennifer back on the market again is not a bad thing either.
Wasn't it a shot-gun wedding anyway?
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her marriage never last long.Her blog and photos were always found at milllionaire datingsite --"Wealthy Dater . com"-- . Diferent kinds of relationships she can seek on that site.Divoce are not so serious,for her
They bore me.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Hmm rumour had it she pursued him while they were filming that god awful cartoon flick and he was still with JLo. Apparently she used to hang round the set when she wasn't filming to see him. When they got together after he split with JLo I thought oh... she got what she wanted in the end then! Sounds like he wasn't as keen as she was though. If he wasn't going to dump JLo for her she doesn't really sound like the love of his life does she? If I were Jenny 2 (Garner) that would definitely make me feel like 2nd best - perhaps the reason she trapped him? God when do people ever learn - (1) forcing someone to marry you by getting up the duff does not a happy marriage make (2) marrying someone for the sake of the child is pointless and will ultimately end in divorce. How sad for the little girl.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 25, 2008 - 12:51pm.
BTW, I heard that Mimi's marriage won't last 6 months. She better get pregnant quick!
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Considering she probably lies about her age and is only than Moses, I doubt she'll even have enough time to go through the whole in-vitro process to get knocked up before they get divorced.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
ha ha. this thread is funny.
Maybe now Matt and Ben can get married, esp. since its now legal in CA.
BTW, I heard that Mimi's marriage won't last 6 months. She better get pregnant quick!
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 7:11am.
Now I know - when I want the truth, read People.
I always wondered where the truth was hiding at!
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yeah. Its just too bad its always the last train pulling into the station.
People tells the TRUF, expost facto, that is.
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boiled potatoes? ( i love potatoes!)
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Submitted by KidL on June 25, 2008 - 12:36pm.
It makes me laugh, too. Hey, guys if you don't want a kid use a condom
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Submitted by dustbunny on June 25, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by KidL on June 25, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Not surprised. It was rumored that they have been living apart for months and Affleck felt she 'trapped' him into marrying her.
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I can't help but snicker when ever I read that the guy feels like he was trapped into marriage cause of pregnancy. Why can't these guys remember to wear a condom. seems simple enough.
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It makes me laugh, too. Hey, guys if you don't want a kid use a condom.
I think Affleck was inside Mr. Casablanca when he wrote that.
I totally forgot these two tampons were married and bleeding love.
Whatevs.
He left big ass for horse patties?!
Yeah, I'm shocked too.
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Submitted by KidL on June 25, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Not surprised. It was rumored that they have been living apart for months and Affleck felt she 'trapped' him into marrying her.
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I can't help but snicker when ever I read that the guy feels like he was trapped into marriage cause of pregnancy. Why can't these guys remember to wear a condom. seems simple enough.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Not surprised. It was rumored that they have been living apart for months and Affleck felt she 'trapped' him into marrying her.
She could do so much better - he has the fucking IQ of a geranium (no offense to geraniums)!
Ben went from "Jenny from the block" to "Jenny from the suburbs". What's next I wonder? "Jenny the farmhand"?
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Marriage and dicorce is just like eating fast food to the celebrities and stars.
There are so many sexy big beauties and big handsome mem on ___P l u s m e e t .c o m____, no wonder why so many divorces in Hollywood! LOL.....
I hope it's not true. They seem happy together. By the way, I'm loving that pic. It's making me hot for Ben!
I agree DeeDee...I was actually rooting for this boring couple.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
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dullsville...i'm not bothering to say anything more about these two...
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sexy motherfucker...
What?! Daredevil and Elektra are in trouble? I blame this gossip assault on the Kingpin.
As a result of Bennifer the First, I have little respect for Ben Affleck but I love Jennifer Garner and Queen Violet Dimpleface. This is actually sad.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Awww, this break-up makes me sad. I'll miss this boring old vanilla couple.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 7:35am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 25, 2008 - 7:21am.
Let's see how they react to this gossip. If you suddenly see them together at the next home Sox game, they're still on. If not, they don't care anymore.
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right? I have started liking Ben a lot more over the past year or so....he looks great, and I love the way he is with Violet. I couldn;t stand when he was with J.Lo.... Looks like Violet will start seeing some baseball games soon....that is my feeling.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
I support them.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
I loves me Ben Affleck. He did a great job with Gone Baby Gone.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
What's up with his mother? Her son was/is(?)a drunken, coked up gambling addict that whored around with strippers and cheated on his girlfriends. Jennifer Garner is boring as fuck and dude-ish, but she's a better catch than he is. And J-Lo may be a big bitch,but she damn sure earned her stripes and he was lucky to have her.
Plus he's from Bah-ston, ugh.
I wouldn't be surprised if they got divorced, but I don't think it would be solely because of his mother. I fucking hate those kinds of mothers, though.. The ones that think no woman is good enough for their precious little boy. I'm very thankful for my boyfriend's mom. She's awesome.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 25, 2008 - 7:21am.
Let's see how they react to this gossip. If you suddenly see them together at the next home Sox game, they're still on. If not, they don't care anymore.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
This had DOOMED from day one.
Rebound relationships never work.
He rebounded from JLo and she rebounded from what-his-name and then an ex-husband back to back.
I see Affleck hooking up with Clooney's leftovers.
Ben deserves to suffer for agreeing to his role in "Shakespeare in Love." How his part didn't end up on the editing floor I'll never know.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
I don't think they are divorcing. if they are no one should ever ever ever ever get married !
Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 9:08am.
You rarely see them together.... And, after 3 years or whatever, they gave it a good ride, right?
Yep, with Jennifer wearing the saddle and the bridle...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Good riddance taupe(Garner)....
I like the gambling drinkin hot mess Afflek better anyway. Never a dull moment....
BTW It waaas a shotgun wedding!!!!LMAO.
Given that, she's lucky it lasted this long. Awww welcome back Ben we've missed you. That being said Matt Damon will soon follow, lol. The one can't party without the other...They just gave their liver/kidney a short vacay.
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go Jennifer Garner.. go girl.."going through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas".
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Thank GOD my MIL is extremely affable and wishes nothing more than to not bother us. I hate mama's boys too, and clingy, needy adult children.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 7:08am.
You rarely see them together.... And, after 3 years or whatever, they gave it a good ride, right?
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3 years Hollywood marriage= 15 years "Regular" marriage.....no?
You don't see them together anymore, only separately with Violet....
I believe this.
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Yes they did have a shotgun wedding. And I thought Benny's mommy liked this Jennifer. I know she hated JLo... So did Matt Damon.
mmmm, Michael Vartan....
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Run! It's the clergy!
Spoiled. Yes those are boring addictions. And if mommy did fuck up his Jlo love and this one.. Look out every other relationship. I hate momma's boys.. Like get a fucking life momma, Men can have other pussies except yours ya know!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 10:02am.
I think Ben's mommy has got some Oedipal issues to work on. She doesn't like anyone!
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Very true. I really can't stand those mothers who think no one is good enough for their "baby".
I like these two together and I hope this isn't true. They may be a little dull, but they're far more normal than the rest of Hollyweird.
Submitted by oklahoma - Oh Juicy. What addictions did Affleck have.
Meh, even those are boring - booze and gambling, (that's all he would admit to anyway).
Supposedly, Ben's mother also put the final kibosh on the whole JLo thing, so add serious mommy issues to the 'Trouble with Ben'.
Although I will concede that he is a far more talented director than actor.
'I'm one of those people that finds no idea what to do with myself when I am not busy, and as a consequence I end up getting into trouble.' --Ben Affleck
*does the happy little divorce dance*