Wednesday, June 25th 2008
A Boring Divorce
I'm falling asleep just thinking about it! Ted Casablanca over at E! is reporting that two boiled potatoes may be splitting up very soon. Apparently, Ben Affleck's mommy never liked Jennifer Garner. Probably because Mommy Affleck needed to overdose on NoDoz every time she was around Garner.
Benny's spokesbitch said, "We usually don't comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won't post that item. It's all BS."
I would probably weep one black tear if Bennifer the Sequel split up. If these two blocks of wood can't make their marriage last, nobody can.
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If it's true, I'm sorry for Violet. It must be nice to not be whored out everywhere you go in the name of a photo op. Nice, normal parents doing nice, normal things may be boring, but it also gives kids some much-needed stability.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Did they have a shotgun wedding? I can't remember...
Odd are, it's true. When these rumors come out, their camps always deny big time, then they admit it. Do they think we are stupid?
"Get excited, and go to a yawning festival" as Steve Martin would say.
If its true he's probably still on the sauce and gambling too much... And she's probably found his replacement already.
Can't wait for the confirmation.
Whatever. These two are such god-awful actors. I guess they got bored of each other's dullness.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Now I know - when I want the truth, read People.
I always wondered where the truth was hiding at!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
I hope it's not true. I like them.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 25, 2008 - 9:08am.
And, after 3 years or whatever, they gave it a good ride, right?
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We won't know that until the sex-tape comes out now will we?
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Afflecks split up
Violet is blue
This news IS boring
And the couple is too
I won't believe it until I see it in People.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
You rarely see them together.... And, after 3 years or whatever, they gave it a good ride, right?
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Spoiled.. Oh Juicy. What addictions did Affleck have. I fucking hate that last name.. Sounds like what that duck says.. Aaafffflack! *shoots duck in head 12 times* Muahahahahaaa
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I'll wait for confirmation from People.
Then read, in the check outline and here, about poor Jennifer's post divorce blues and her new movie!!!!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
These two always appeared like white toast once they were a couple, but then I remember his addiction issues, pursuing a married JLo, etc. and then Jen dumping Scott Foley for Michael Vartan and then dumping Vartan for Affleck, and it all makes sense. Celebrities are just as miserable as the rest of the world. Too bad for little Violet...
Haha, Bennifer the Sequel. That's like Friday the 13th wasn't going to make another movie, but made like 8 more... I'm sure there is like 4 more jennifer's ole' Benny boy can marry/knock up/make video with..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Until i read it in People, i call BS.
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Run! It's the clergy!
This isn't true. We know that JG has a history of quickly moving from one relationship to another, but these two seem strong. I very much doubt this rumour.
How could his mom not like cheese!
I put cheese on all me sammies!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
The announcement of Matt Damon's divorce should be coming soon.
I think Ben's mommy has got some Oedipal issues to work on. She doesn't like anyone!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola