Wednesday, June 25th 2008
She's Making It Worse
Brooke Hogan talked to UsWeekly about those creepy ass pictures of her daddy giving her nalgas and thighs a rub down with lotion. I think we all simultaneously took scalding hot showers after seeing those pictures.
Brooke said, "I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"
You know Hulk came when he read that. And what does an old car have to do with any of this?! Unless you're the dude who has fucked 1,000 cars, nobody should grope a car like that.
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_Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 25, 2008 - 11:28am
I have smoked opium in jernts.
I was the receptionist for the Vatican, so da pope said it was kewl if i did this!
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this whole family is pure trash. they make the kardashians look like european royalty by comparison.
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The Hogans make the Spears look like the Rothchilds.
@ angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 11:23am.
I agree with you to some extent. But there is a line that normal people do not cross. We are not talking about a shoulder-rub here. This is direct hand-to-ass touching. A father's hand should never be touching his grown daughter's ass. Ever.
I thought that was Unfitney's nasty ass then. I didnt see Hulk at first.
Brooke, STFU, you dumb tranny bitch.
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_If shes an old car was that an oil change then?
She should have said he use to change my tires!
I know he rotates her tires for Breast Cancer Awareness month.
HAW HAW HAWWWWWWWWWW!
When she cries, shes just cleaning her windshield.
He put a banana in her tail pipe to make her backfire as a prank.
Kids put sugar in her gas tank to make her break down on the highway!
Some one key this bitch!
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speaking of CREEPS:
Anne Hathaway's super shady ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri , tested positive for opiates yesterday, during a routine drug test administered to peeps placed under arrest, says an attorney for the Feds.
Can you believe this guy?
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Not to mention even with Hulk NOT being my father if I saw that giant sweaty piece of overdone rotisserie turkey leaning over me and my ass, I would run for the nearest police station.
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 11:23am.
I hug and kiss my mom and dad, hell I'll give them a shoulder or back rub but no way would I present my scantily clad ass to my dad and ask him to slather something onto it. If one can reach down to scratch their ass, they can reach down to put lotion on it.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Ohhhh thats some hot shit!
You wont EVA find me comparing my ass to an old car!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Why can't she put lotion on her OWN ass?
If she can reach it to wipe it, she can grease it with lotion.
Geezus, is she that lazy or pathetic?
I love it when my Dad rubs sunblock on my penis. It is so comforting...It's like an old car - I mean he used to change my diaper...
Sometimes my mom waxes my privates for me...
The Hogans are freaking gross - no wonder they all look like porn stars...
Further proof that no one in this family has two brain cells to rub together....
brooke hogan = old car...this is now 2 things hulk hogan should not be touching...
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sexy motherfucker...
How can a grown woman compare her pervy father rubbing oil on her adult ass to a man changing a baby's diaper? That is some sick shit right there.
Ok, I generally hate these people but I do feel the need to advocate.
People need to be touched (not like that, you perverts) Families need to touch each other. When all this pedo stuff started hitting the papers on the daily, it became taboo to touch your family. To hug them, kiss them, massage them... You can't even give a kid a pat on the back at school anymore!That is just about as fucked up as anything, if you ask me.
Feel free to trash these people to bits but, seriously, a sicko doing sick things doesn't generally do them out in public.
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I'm not sure if I'd want my sister putting lotion that close to my cootch.. Ew, just Ew about her dad doing that. They just walk all over that poor dude if you ask me.. Linda is a whore, and showed it once they moved to Miami.
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I'm sorry, my dad would slap me if I ever asked him to rub lotion on my fucking ass. Thank god I didn't grow up with a Papa Joe as a father.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
No Brooke. Just NO.
There is nothing you can say to fix that. It is inappropriate for your Dad to touch your ass. Well, at least in MY family.
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I'm torn by this. On one hand, I want to eagerly believe that people are being way too prudish and uptight and lame about this, but at the same time I shudder when I imagine my mother rubbing sunscreen into my bathing suit-covered ass. Hmmm.