Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Who Did This To Solange?
That was a stupid question. We know who did it! B-E-Y-O-N-C-E!!! She totally told Solange that everyone is wearing their wigs backwards. Everyone. I mean, I think the tag is sticking out in the front. And the dress and bag were definitely DIY projects using items from the local Salvation Army. Bitch is a walking Project Runway challenge. Damn, Beyonce! She got Solange again!
Solange wore this sad, sad ensemble to the BET Awards last night. Speaking of wigs that should've been left at home, that thing sitting on Lil Kim's head is illegal.
Here's more sexy messes from last night including Terry Howard who looked baby wipe fresh and Ashanti with a Cinnabon sitting in her hair.
==I'm tired of seeing this ho everywhere. Go home to your husband and your kid. Seriously.
oh my god what the hell is going on at this ghetto prom? i like j-hud and solange though. one of the reasons i like solnage i think is because her name is authenticaly french, and i love just about anything french!
jayda: you know your right. i took another look at solanges dress and i kind of like it. its not guady and common like her sisters or j-huds(who i am really surprised at by the way because i thought she had more class than that)dress. in the end i am glad that solange is trying to distinguish herself from her guady ghetto sister beyonce, whos name by the way isn't really french!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Solange doesn't look that bad...
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"
Submitted by boomsy on June 25, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Can anyone explain to me the purpose of wearing shorts if you're going to have them hang 4 inches from your ankles anyway? Nelly has some
'splainin' to do.
Welllllll, Boomzy, back in my days when the dinos roamed the earth we called them 'flood-water' pants because, well, uh, floods happen.
The 'Big bird" dress in the very last thumbnail made me laugh my cellulite on.
Can anyone explain to me the purpose of wearing shorts if you're going to have them hang 4 inches from your ankles anyway? Nelly has some
'splainin' to do.
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Kim Kim Kim (shaking head from left to right). You have gone too far with the plastic surgery.
I know this little girl her name is Maxine...
Damn those are some ugly outfits!
Anyone ever seen that giallo movie "What have they done to Solange?".
Dear Terrence:
You are neither a pimp nor an invalid; please put your cane away.
Thanks,
The Dlisters
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
That's like a huge ad for fashion don'ts. It reminds me of those hoodrat prom pictures MK posted a while back.
As a "thick" woman I'm all for embracing your curves but JHud would've looked SO much better if that dress was like 2 sizes larger. I'm also quite disappointed with Toccarra; what happened to her. She's got Star Jones syndrone going on there...
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
They should rename this show the Ghetto As All Hell Awards.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
J Hud: Why oh why are you trying to squeeze 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 lb sack? I don't hate because she is a big girl, she has curves, but that dress looks like a sausage casing...mmmm sausage and potatoes....girl has more talent than those other fools in there and an Oscar.
Solange: It`s a sad day at the this ghetto prom when Lil Kim's wig looks better than yours.Can't say Beyonce had a hand in this fiasco. I think she wants to be ''different'' from her sis, but maybe she has the "Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!'' syndrome going on.
T Howard: Not all the baby wipes in the world can wipe of the stench of doucheness from him. ( I know doucheness is NOT a real word, but you see my point)
Nelly: Whoa Nelly! Nice bod, cant say much for talent...he can always go the Marky Mark route (ahem...Mark Walberg)pose for some undies company , and then become a serious actor (giggle)
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ok guys don't kill me but i like solange. i like her better than her sister. don't know why..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Solange is rocking the Charles II look. You people are not in the fashion "loop" and so you don't "get it."
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
If his rap game goes to hell...Nelly might consider doing gay porn.I'm sure MK would volunteer to be his screen test bottom.
Solange is a dream. I love her. Would like to see her come into her own down the road.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
So Correct me if I am wrong but there are some really hot black people out here and none of them made it to the BET awards. I can only conclude that the people that made it are all hating
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
The Knowles are just so clueless when it comes to weaves, clothes, nail polish, makeup.....just about anything that has to do with beauty and fashion. Don't get me wrong, the Knowles sisters are both gorgeous. They just need to learn to stop being so damn tacky and gaudy! i bet the only people that buy "house of dereon" are tranny hookers in the bronx.
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Ashanti looked fierce last night. Rihanna looked good but I was expecting something edgy. The rest ehh...
Is the backwards wig comment a reference to Dreamgirls? Haha.
Are these the H.A.M. Awards or WHAT?
Someone please instruct Solange on how to remove the weave from the bag and then comb it out and then apply it appropriately. Her mother owns a fuckin' hair salon and clothing line and this is the best they can do with her. This is absolute sabotage
Everyone YouTube Lil' Kim in 'No Time' with Puffy, when she was black and had no hair. Now she looks like a frantic fried troll.
Ashanti needs to fuck for TALENT before she fucks for tracks. First things first.
Love Jennifer Hudson. Talented girl, but Queen Latifah needs to pull her aside and tell her the importance of embracing her big ass. Let Beyonce starve herself. You be a big assed black girl with nice gams. You have an Oscar. Beyonce can barely read!
That's all.
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Solange's hair is just the beginning--the 6th grade version of me painted my nails like that. And she couldn't take the bandaid off of her toes for the red carpet? Award shows--or The Dummy's Guide to Becoming a Hot Mess? hmmmm......
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I'm sorry, but they all look like SHIT.
Especially Nelly, or whatever that cretin's name is, without a shirt on and exposing his douchey underwear, and J. Hud, who is literally OOZING out of her dress.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
what is that on the top of her head?? I NEED ANSWERS
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putsomestankonit,
Sorry! As soon as I said "friend" I thought that might well not be the case. Sounds like you get some good dirty, nasty, psycho stories out of her, though!
madam s.
She's not my friend. I can't stand the dirty bitch. Not only has she done that but she traded sex for free cocaine from a drug dealer and doesn't think that makes her a prostitute.
I could go on and on about what a whore she is...
Ha! Beyonce you are a wily one!! Convincing her that the wig combover was the latest thing...pure genius!!!
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putsomestankonit!
$80 a week??!!? Your friend has some self-esteem issues. PLUS she cleaned the house? Damn. If she wants to come and do all my cleaning once in a while, I'll wear a diaper while she does it if it will make her feel better. (I'm going to request that she wear clothes while she clean, though).
I don't watch the BET Awards [I'm a African American Female] but man whoever said the Clown Awards is absolutely correct!
Solange: There she goes with the white toenail polish again! LMAO! WTF kind of shoes she got on? Didn't she recently break her ankle or foot or something? What a dumb bitch! ARGH!! Are those House of Derrier shoes? and the wig/weave not even combed out...just all over the place. Whoever said something about her fingernails looking LAME AS HELL is correct! that girl is supposedly '22' but got her nails like a damn 15 year old [See: Rihanna on the nail issue too]
J.Hud: Fat spilling out on her dress! EWW! They always dress her in clothes too tight for her body. She needs to hit up Lane Bryant for REALS! She good though [talent wise] clothes wise, she's clueless
Lil Kim: One my dude friends [cough] LOL was all gawking and her and Keyshia Cole last night because of their tight dresses. MEN! Also, Kim's face look like one of them melted plastic barbie doll's faces! That makeup isn't doing any justice.
Terrance Howard: Is he cripple? Why does he have a cane? Did he get to park in the handicap section to get closer parking? LMAO
Toccarra: I agree with the other poster that said she looked better big boned.
Ashanti: I read those Blind Items and they said she is the one that need to "fuck for tracks" and hence, new album coming out!
Nelly: HOT MESS. He was cute when he first came out, remember Country Grammer back in 2001? I was a junior in HS. Good times! not so cute now
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Submitted by madam s. on June 25, 2008 - 12:47pm.
But just LOOK at Terrence! He so looks like he smells of baby wipes and talcum powder from head to toe. I have a sneaky suspicion he's one of those fetishists that like to be given a pacifier and swaddled in adult-sized Pampers.
I know a whore who would help him out with that for as little as $80 a week. She did it once before for some nutjob who put an ad in the paper. And she did his housework for him naked.
Blah! The BET awards always offer some hot tranny messes. I like Rhianna but all that damn yellow. It looked so...old timey. I didn't like it on her for that event. I thought Lil Kim looked good but she looks so different...I didn't even know that was her.
I expect different fashion at this event. Its more expressive and no two people look the same. O it was all good. J-Hud looked cute and so did My Howard. Sexy.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Also - Didn't L'il Kim used to be black?
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
But just LOOK at Terrence! He so looks like he smells of baby wipes and talcum powder from head to toe. I have a sneaky suspicion he's one of those fetishists that like to be given a pacifier and swaddled in adult-sized Pampers.
It's almost like she's saying:
If I gotta be the fugly sister then I'm gonna do it up right, hell yes!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
No one, excluding Terrance "I'm an Asshole" Howard is dressed appropriately.
Nelly even shows up without a shirt to show off his roided male teats and sean jean tighty-whities?
Rhiana wears vampy makeup with a frilly yellow gown?
ridiculousness.
I attended a couple of high school years in North Carolina and from my recollection the term "Nelly" was used as an adjective to describe the gayness of a guy.
That's all I think when I see or hear Nelly.
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 25, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Homegirl has a Donald Trump comb over going on.
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I hadn't realized that Nelly was back from his tour of duty in Iraq. I guess it was hot in there, so he took off almost all his clothes.
Christ, Nelly looks like he and his bowels are having the fight of his life!
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
If that's Nelly's red carpet outfit, I'd be hesitant to see his version of casual.
I wish I worked in bronze... I could get a commissioned piece going for Terrence's front yard of one of those $42,000, 800 lb bronze enema monuments like the Russian enema center's from yesterday's posts.
Homegirl has a Donald Trump comb over going on.
Uh, Nelly, you forgot something....
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
The Knowles girls really need to stop letting their mom do those cheap ass weaves.
Nelly needs to put a shirt on. Show some class, man.
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riri blows them ALL out of the water!
I'm "kind of" evil
Looks like Solange is taking after The Donald with that combover.
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