Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Who Did This To Solange?
That was a stupid question. We know who did it! B-E-Y-O-N-C-E!!! She totally told Solange that everyone is wearing their wigs backwards. Everyone. I mean, I think the tag is sticking out in the front. And the dress and bag were definitely DIY projects using items from the local Salvation Army. Bitch is a walking Project Runway challenge. Damn, Beyonce! She got Solange again!
Solange wore this sad, sad ensemble to the BET Awards last night. Speaking of wigs that should've been left at home, that thing sitting on Lil Kim's head is illegal.
Here's more sexy messes from last night including Terry Howard who looked baby wipe fresh and Ashanti with a Cinnabon sitting in her hair.
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I think Terrence Howard is on the down low...way, way down. Yeah, I know he's married w/children, but when did that ever stop a guy who loves a dude's Hershey highway? I bet he owns cases of disposable anal douche bulbs. This man is just way too obsessed with the corn hole.
Terrence was so good in crash, too bad he's a douchebag.
solange is better looking than beyounce.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
I like the girl in the 1st thumbnail in the hootchie dress with the big ol' rose tatto on her leg. She looks demure.
What the heck is up with all the huge fake eyelashes? They are so big, you can't see their eyes.
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Yeah, Look at the girl behind Solange in the 1st thumbnail.. Giving stink eye b/c of her short dress.. Jealous I bet.."girl you better quit trying to show your ass" *rolls eyes* I hate people like that.. Solange looks stupid, but I just hate actual people who are like that girl behind her.. ?
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Nothing screams class like a prison tatt.
Michael K, you should have highlighted the shoes in pic #1. How long do you think you'd stay upright before toppling over? KUDOS to you, whoever you are. (I assume a circus act.)
Is that art drawn on her inner wrist w/ an Ink Pen? This girl is a looney tunes.
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did solange attempt any effort when she placed that wig on her head...
lil kim makes my tummy sink when i look at her...
i was aware the bet awards were on, but i've banned that channel (along with a few others) from my viewing choices...
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sexy motherfucker...
I love Jennifer Hudson's dress but it looks a mess on her. And Toccarra WTF??? I wonder if SAS has seen this.
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I was wondering if Solange were wearing a House of Derriere frock... So I went to the HOD website to check it out - only to be informed that my version of Flash wasn't up to their high standards. My computer is too ghetto for the posh House of Derriere!!!! It is not going to be a good day....
I find lil Kim's face to be offensive. Shes wearing more makeup than Xtina wears in a week!
Gross, I didn't even see J Hudson thre. Icky!!
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JHud!! This is what happens when these bitches depend on that Spanx shit. They squueeeeeeeze all their fat into the little tube and all that fat needs to go somewhere. Sadly, on Jennifer, it's oozing out of her armpits.
I spy with my little eye Solange's fivehead under all that "hair."
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~George Carlin. RIP George.
P.S. What's up with his pimp cane? Is he gonna beat some non-baby wipe using bootay?? Please, we know Solange is clean, she looks it, but Lil' Kim let's tha stank go. She wipes for no man.
Terrance Howard = Looks like a douche-clown with that cane.
Tocara = Suffering from Star Jones Syndrome--she was prettier fat, now she's a butter face.
Ashanti= Needs to fire whomever told her the Princess Leah look is back.
Lil Kim = Needs to lay off the Oreos.
Rhianna = Prom dress circa 1977?
The armpit overflow from JHud is n-a-s-t-y! thats what happens when you cram 250lbs of crap in a size 10 dress.
Jennifer Hudson's dress is toooo small.
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
Do none of these bitches have REAL hair? Like seriously. I'm sure it would look a lot better than this fake wig w/ the tag showing like MK said.
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Solange's fingernail polish pisses me off. Its something a depressed 14 yr old goth kid would do with a black magic marker and whiteout. Ugh.
I thought Ashanti fell off the face of the planet.
Lil Kim looks like shit as usual.
Terence Howard is the poor man's Forrest Whitaker, and that ain't good. They look liek twins too, they have matching hairdos and wonky eyes. I believe Forrest is much classier, though.
What the hell kind of award show is this? The BET Clown awards?
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Marsha marsha Marsha!!!
Oh great, there's dumb dumb w/ her choo-choo head. I hate Rihanna. All crab face at th MTV Movie Awards. Bitch, Put out a movie, get nominated, then have sour face if you don't win.. cunt!
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