Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Justin Timberlake Has OCD
Justin Timberlake told Collider.com that he suffers from both OCD and ADD. Yes, the tampon is still blabbing. Justin said, "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It's complicated."
In Justin's case, OCD stands for "Oogly Cuntry Douche." Seriously, I think ALL celebrities have OCD because they are all obsessed with themselves.
Here's Justin with some poopey-stained boots in Paris this morning.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 6:53pm.
fucking lol! i never in my life would've imagined there are actual denisaloonies out there.
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Submitted by LoLo on June 25, 2008 - 1:00pm.
he is an ingrown labia
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Fuck me. Could you imagine the pain/smell of an ingrown labia? And the pus?
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Here's what I don't get: How do you have OCD and ADD at the same time? I mean, my Dad has OCD and he has to tap the TV screen like 9 times before he can turn it off (don't ask) and has to step over every crack with his right foot first, and on and on. If you have ADD, how can you pay attention long enough to remember your OCD rules, let alone long enough to make sure you've tapped 9 times and not 8 or 10?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 25, 2008 - 10:03am.
Could this be a preemptive strike on something peraps JT has already done and the media is gearing up for an assault?
He got caught doin' something....
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Aren't he and the girlfriend having problems? She just moved in with him. Something about a squabble between them about what is in the REFRIGERATOR and where!
You'd think that two skanks with that much money would simply buy ANOTHER restaurant capacity refrigerator - a his and hers, if you will. The two of them put together have an IQ of about 99.
fuck this bullshit. besides has anyone else noticed that he is looking more and more like his mother? or is it the other way around? fuckin celbs and their so called 'mothers'. fuck em all. i bet anything jt has mommy issues. i would too if my mother was also my father. have you seen this 'woman'?
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
_Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 1:04pm
I was going to call him an inverted kunt seven times but i forgot what i was talking about.
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Submitted by Euphoria on June 25, 2008 - 12:05pm.
ADD = After Disney Disorder!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
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LCT - the only one i buy off that list is woody allen
he was all fucked up before it became de rigeur
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try this one.
He's a hickey on a hemmorroid.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 25, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 9:57am.
Karen Flatts,
NO! Shut up! You're shitting me that Denise Richards has a fan!?!??!?!
That's not even funny man!
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I only wish I were. You should have heard her going on and on about it on the Heather Locklear thread yesterday. I even asked at one point whether she was just making shit up or she really was Denise, because she knew ENTIRELY too much shit not to be. Denials, of course, but I'm thinking she might be that black-haired "best friend" tool that's on her show.
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I saw that! She WAS entirely too well-informed, that's fersure.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
He and Becks should sing a duet because they have the same little squeeky, pansy-ass, Minnie Mouse voice. How did this guy sell his music? His voice never outgrew the Mickey Mouse Club. His ADD is actually After Disney Disorder.
Ahem. Celebrities with apparent OCD:
Cameron Diaz
Jessica Alba
Billy Bob Thorton
David Beckham
Alec Baldwin
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jane Horrocks
Natalie Appleton
Fred Durst
Woody Allen
Hmmm... anyone else notice what all the EGOCENTRIC MORONS have in common??
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Johnny Depp is allowed to do the scuffed army boot look with pants half tucked into them. You, Justin Timberlake, are not. Please stop what you're doing immediately.
Submitted by LoLo on June 25, 2008 - 12:00pm.
he is an ingrown labia
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Thank you. I was just trying to find a way to articulate my feelings about the way he looks in this picture. That is perfect and I never would have found those words for myself, I'm sure.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by DUDE on June 25, 2008 - 9:55am.
Use any form of math
ADD + OCD = TOOL
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RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could this be a preemptive strike on something peraps JT has already done and the media is gearing up for an assault?
He got caught doin' something....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by hoozer on June 25, 2008 - 9:54am.
Well then I diagnose myself with empathy deficit disorder so I can medically say JT I don't give a fuck!
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That's funny. I saw that story on CNN and thought - "WHATTA BUNCHA HORSESHIT!!!"
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 9:57am.
Karen Flatts,
NO! Shut up! You're shitting me that Denise Richards has a fan!?!??!?!
That's not even funny man!
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I only wish I were. You should have heard her going on and on about it on the Heather Locklear thread yesterday. I even asked at one point whether she was just making shit up or she really was Denise, because she knew ENTIRELY too much shit not to be. Denials, of course, but I'm thinking she might be that black-haired "best friend" tool that's on her show.
he is an ingrown labia
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Submitted by missy on June 25, 2008 - 11:56am.
haha, yeah!
too cool. next up, I'm using something from sugarhill gang.
on topic, this fucking tard is trying to pretend he's more fucked up than anyone else? good luck buddy, you're going to need it.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
God I fucking hate this douchey tool (or is he a tooly douche?). No one cares, Justin, and no one has since the days of your nasty 'N Sync yellow pubic-y curls. Smarmy asshole.
It's only OCD when you have to do it like 7 times. (that's what my boss said.)
Dramaqueen needs to prove it. Esp. because no one with real OCD would be wearing gunked up shoes like that.
i agree...jt is ocd...he's an obsessive compulsive douche...next...
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sexy motherfucker...
Karen Flatts,
NO! Shut up! You're shitting me that Denise Richards has a fan!?!??!?!
That's not even funny man!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Britney is complicated. You are just an asshole with a little douchebag mixed in.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Oh and by the way, I don't know ANYONE that isn't completely and utterely fucked up in one way or another. I'm scared of anyone who says they are normal.
OCD and ADD MY ASS. He's just looking for fancy names for "dumb" and "narcissistic".
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 25, 2008 - 11:52am.
cthehoff!! is your sig from the Geto Boys song "Action Speaks Louder than Words"????
I obsessivley think of Geto Boys lyrics all day... I can really relate to Justins harships....
ALL OF THAT MOTHERFUCKING TALKIN IS FOR THE BIRDS!!
I DO THIS!! *shots fired*
CAUSE ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS!!
:p
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I think he watched 5 mins of an episode of Monk then got bored and thought "I have OCD and ADD because I couldn't finish that show!"
Use any form of math
ADD + OCD = TOOL
the DUDE! abides...
But Shitney still loves you, to death....
That's all you need JT!!!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by missy on June 25, 2008 - 12:50pm.
aw, Justin, your life is so pained. Us mere mortals have no idea what living with a mild and common mental disorder is like at ALL!!
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WELL. SAID.
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Love Carrottopelina.
Well then I diagnose myself with empathy deficit disorder so I can medically say JT I don't give a fuck!
he must realize that his career has already peaked and that he now is on the downward slope.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 9:46am.
That's not complicated. Denise Richards is complicated.
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Shhh!!! Don't let PSB (Porn Star Babylon) hear you. She'll tell you Denise is ONLY complicated because Charlie has assaulted people, molested their children, viewed child porn...and wasn't he the one who shot the Pope in the '80's??? No WONDER the poor girl is complicated! I mean, WHO KNEW by the late '90's that Charlie Sheen had issues????? Don't blame Denise, she couldn't have known. You need to have some sort of brain matter to be conscious, and therefore aware.
bitch please/
can we see your doctor's note? I agree with those saying he just says this to explain why he's a whiny cunthole.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Remember when he was claiming that he is in fact a hardcore raunchy partying pot-smoking binge-drinking maniac, but he just doesn't get caught like everyone else? That was as believable as this new claim.
Obsessive compulsive DOUCHERY and Attention DOUCHINESS disorder.....is more like it!!
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Jimmy Fallon
soo, what?... he has a persistent pattern of inattention to obsessive, distressing, intrusive thoughts and compulsions?
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I love how celebs throw around having mental 'disabilities' like it's a cool thing. I'm sure people who actually have ADD and OCD don't think it's awesome.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Justin Timberlake told Collider.com that he suffers from both OCD and ADD. Yes, the tampon is still blabbing. Justin said, "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. .
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Um...ok, I'm trying it right now.
Actually, it's pretty fun! It causes me to train for hours a day and, in between, fuck around on D-Listed!
If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right!
But you're rich, famous and hooked up so if I was you, I'd just shut the fuck up.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
I swear, I think this guy could come forward, say, "I'm a complete douche asshole, & I apologize for my behavior," let Janet Jackson & Prince flog him publicly & every fan he's been nasty to spit on him, & I'd still hate his pansy ass!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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aw, Justin, your life is so pained. Us mere mortals have no idea what living with a mild and common mental disorder is like at ALL!!
teach us Justin. Show us the light.
TOOL!!!
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DOUCHE!
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I say we get dangerous
I think not, Justin.
he is very lucky.
if it were up to me, dude would be cleaning restrooms at your local fast food restaurant.
Sorry, but if he has OCD, then how was he able to look Cameron Diaz directly in the zit-face??? Maybe he popped her pustules for her and then cleaned them with bleach...hmm, would explain all the pit scarring.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 25, 2008 - 12:47pm.
All celebs self diagnose themselves as having OCD to explain away the fact that their assholes.
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EXACTLY. They say it early so they have something to blame their dumbass actions on.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Why is it that every douchey hollywood guy sports a pair of the most trashed, dirty, worn out pair of boots/shoes ever??
Geez pip...grow some! OCD?? such bullshizzz
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
you cant have no ADD and OCD!
Dont the two cancel each other out?
I must wash hands fifty times!
Wait! What am i supposed to be doing?
Washing my hands fifty times!
WHERE DID I PUT THE SOAP????
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