Wednesday, June 25th 2008

Not Enough Hot CoCo



Last night was the premiere of "Celebrity Family Fued" featuring the Ice-T family against the Joan Rivers family. It looked like Dr. 90210's office exploded all over the stage. Tupperware faces and Ziploc bag chichis. I shouldn't say that. The always sophisticated CoCo's natural-looking tittays are made out of liquid diamonds.

Anyway, this shit did not have enough of CoCo's elegance in it! Fuck all those other people. The whole hour should've been devoted to Coco bouncing up and down, giggling and screaming, "shaaaake your booooteeeeee" over and over again. I watched that part like a million times and now I think I'm pregnant with her child. We're going to name it MarshMallow.

Unfortunately, the genius of CoCo was no match for the Rivers family. But Ice-T did manage to get bleeped when asked, "What is slippery and hard to hold on to?" The correct answer is CoCo's dignity. I'm joking. She's made out of dignity....and liquid diamonds.

Above is CoCo and her booooteeeeee and below is Ice-T getting bleeped.



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Rain's picture

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

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parkrangerpete's picture

I said it before and I'll say it again. Don't fuck with the Joan Riverscorpion.

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 25, 2008 - 5:33pm.
More Coco, less Brit-Brit!
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Tigerlilly's picture

Serious question kids, who's classier? CoCo or Shauna Sand? Who gets the DListed Jackay O award for Klassiest DListed Ho? Who? Only you DListed sluts can decide...Oh, but don't let MK get a whiff of this poll, 'cuz first of all the smell of rancid tuna will singe off his nose hairs and second of all, let's be real, this is probably his "Sophie's Choice"...We can't do him like that...

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Is it me, or is Joan Rivers looking more like 'Madame' every day? Someone needs to check to see if a gay man has a hand up her skirt...

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Manimal5's picture

It sounds like another Coco No-no.

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TheBreakdown's picture

More Coco, less Brit-Brit!

This is the year of the Ass, and Coco's got LOTS of it.

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Justina's picture

Facing off against Joan Rivers on Celebrity Family Feud is really good for T's street cred.

Athina's picture

@ Hekki

"Lots of these fat little hoes have crossed the line."

Oh that made me laugh. Just the way you phrased it. Seriously, though, everytime Raven jumped up and down, I thought she was going to knock Roker out with those ginormous honkers. Coco aint got nothin' on Raven's fat rack!

letinstar's picture

so much plastic and botox on one stage...i could barely concentrate...
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maDalice's picture

oh my jesus

Hekki's picture

Melissa looks Asian now.

Ice-T lost weight.

I wonder if Ice T. gets offended if someone calls him Mr. T.

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on June 25, 2008 - 3:11pm.
He definitely said Penis...

But seriously, did he just say Captain Winkie? In one quick swoop Al Roker just made Wayne Brady look like Dr. Dre.

Fucking sad to censor out "penis". Yep, the dude said Capt. Winkie.

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on June 25, 2008 - 3:11pm.
He definitely said Penis...

But seriously, did he just say Captain Winkie? In one quick swoop Al Roker just made Wayne Brady look like Dr. Dre.

Fucking sad to censor out "penis". Yep, the dude said Capt. Winkie.

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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I thought that was a commercial for why you should not get plastic surgery.

Enough plastic there to supply Mattel toys for the next 50 years

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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

ice t cut his hair. wow.

Nicholeoleoleo's picture

He definitely said Penis...

But seriously, did he just say Captain Winkie? In one quick swoop Al Roker just made Wayne Brady look like Dr. Dre.

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I watched this show and enjoyed it. I was surprised on how young looking and natural CoCo's mom was. I thought it was her sister...really I did. CoCo needs to stop the surgeries. She looks too fake. Ice-T's 16 year old son likesie his stepmom a little too much for comfort.

Wonder who the next families will be?

C U Next Tuesday's picture

Hekki, I'm almost sure he said pussy. If they bleeped out "penis", which is the proper term for a mans organ, then we need to start worrying. But then again Al said Mr. Winkie, but thats odd. He HAD to have said pussy.

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Athina: "Raven....ugh. She needs to tone down the "girl power" attitude. She's a fat little thing with enormous DDD boobs and the "I'm so cute and sassy" routine has run it's course."

Ew, I agree. I want to slap the shit out of that little bitch. There's a point where confidence and self-esteem stops and unwarranted attitude begins. Lots of these fat little hoes have crossed the line.

Hekki's picture

I thought he said "pussy". It's certainly a better answer than "penis".

Oxygen's picture

Al better control his gastric by pass assed out self before his wife Deb, busts a cap in it. Say "WOW" to CoCoHoof's titays again Al !!!

I didn't watch this mess either. Ugh! However laughing out loud at ziploc chichis.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

Athina's picture

I saw it!! Couldn't resist...the vodka cranberries completely tore away at my willpower. Anyway, Coco was the shit. She's a lot smarter and quicker than she seems.

As for Raven....ugh. She needs to tone down the "girl power" attitude. She's a fat little thing with enormous DDD boobs and the "I'm so cute and sassy" routine has run it's course. My little cousins who are 7 and 6 adore her. I have to keep my trap shut around them.

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who was in the ice t family other than him and coco? rap people or his actual relatives?

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I won't watch until the Kardashian episode airs.

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FuckingLoveAngelina's picture

boobies!

C U Next Tuesday's picture

P*SSY! lolol

I love Ice T and CoCo, so tacky they embrace it <3

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

oklahoma's picture

MelTang.. Joan Rivers was a freak, But glad they won against the Raven freaks. And Joans daughter Melissa is weird, too.. She got all nervous in the final round, and they won so quickly.. I's jellus

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isn't there a rule about how much plastic can be on a stage at one time?

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All could keep his eyes off CoCo. Deborah Roberts needs to tame her man.

LMFAO @ Ice T!

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I always loved Family Feud, but I am so glad I didn't see this one.
Joan looks like a nightmare on wheels. Jeebus.
The Ice-T's are funny.

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oklahoma's picture

Oh Freaky Brows Raven Symone was on there last night too.. She kind of got an attitude if ya ask me. I think she expected to win.. hahahhhahha!

And Al Roker was all over Coco..

My Dick!

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